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This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

also this:

facts.

I’m like this with my original fiction, too.

You guys forgot this one:

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Accurate AF

Also this entire thought process:

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ltleflrt:

pandora-of-antioch:

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mayalaen:

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mayalaen:

ltleflrt:

Am I just reading the wrong pwp, or is there very little 69 smut out there?

Ya know… I noticed that when I started reading more Destiel. There was more 69 fic out there for Wincest. And there was a good amount in the other fandoms I’ve been in over the years too.

I wonder why Dean/Cas just doesn’t strike a lot of writers as 69-worthy. *thinky face*

I don’t think I saw much of it in Mass Effect or Dragon Age either tbh.

And I hardly even see it on the spn kink meme, and you’d think that would definitely be the place for it. But I see far more a/b/o and bestiality than simple 69 sex. Apparently this fandom finds knot sex more entertaining I guess lol

I was in fandom before ABO fic became a thing, and yeah ABO kinda squashed a lot of other kinks. It gets more attention. I have a huge spanking kink, and there used to be tons of spanking fans/writers/readers for SPN, but as of a few years ago it’s dying down. I miss all the interaction and new fic 😦

You’d think with Dean’s oral fixation and Cas’ ability to not breathe, we’d see a lot of it. Angel the Series and Buffy the Vampire Slayer had a lot of blowjobs and 69 fics with emphasis on the whole “I don’t need to breathe wink wink” thing.

With Dean’s oral fixation, Castiel’s ability to forever hold his breath, and this fandom’s obsession with mouth fucking, you’d think people would naturally think AHA! SIXTY-NINE! And come on, there has to be an Impala joke in there somewhere.

Destiel fandom, I am disappoint.

Granted I’m not a Wincest fan…But 69ing should be easier on Destiel. They’re closer to the same height. 

I dated a guy who was 14 inches taller than me…above the waist.Things in bed were fucking awkward. 

That is an excellent point.  I’ve been in the same situation, and “fucking awkward” is an accurate description for a few reasons lol

@ltleflrt

I know, right?!?!?!!!!!

Still an adventure tho!

And c’mon, imagine the fun smut people could write.  A first time 69?  Comedy gold.

So what I’m hearing is you want someone to get a knee to the nose, right? 

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If I were a month, I’d be: September
If I were a day of the week, I’d be: Thursday
If I were a planet, I’d be: Mercury 
If i were a sea animal, I’d be: An Otter
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