@samanddeaninpanties replied to your post “It’s one of those days where I go “how much of an asshole do I feel…”

But if you’re willing to get in an argument over it doesn’t it technically matter to you? Either it’s that subject in particular or it’s the straw that broke the camel’s back

It’s the underlying hypocrisy, I think, that really pisses me off. It’s not so much the subject matter, it’s the idea that “when I do it, it’s fine but when you do it? Bad! Vile! Unacceptable!” 

Like please, for the love of intellectual honesty, look yourself in the mirror and accept that you aren’t perfect. Or, alternatively, take your complaints and stick them up your ass. 

Perhaps it is the straw that broke the camel’s back….

aprillikesthings:

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euphrates75:

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

I’m going to cry 😂😂

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

This is so wholesome

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census – 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option.  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)

So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.

I don’t even eat meat at all and I have to admit that “all religions [that allow meat-eating] allow lamb” is a genius marketing point. 

Occassionally I get in the mood to buy stickers but then what? What do I do with these stickers? Where do I put them? I can’t ever decide so I just wind up hoarding them b/c I can’t waste them on an unworthy surface.

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oddsocksandstuff:

People think I’m joking when I say I wear slippers when I walk around at night so that if I step on a spider in the dark it won’t be with my bare foot.

But that is actually, truthfully the reason

My grandma, who was terrified of spiders, would say you’re a genius. She did the same thing 😀

You see that everyone, I’m a genius 😀

I was also that person who, as a kid, checked all my shoes for spiders before putting them on. With my hand. I don’t know why I thought finding a spider with my hand would be better than finding one with my foot

For years I used to shake my shoes out because my aunt wound up getting really personal with a scorpion. It just crawled right in there when she wasn’t paying attention.

That’s also why I wear sandals and soft, nont-actually-ballet-slippers-but-kinda shoes now. I’m not risking my toes.