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mayalaen:

oddsocksandstuff:

People think I’m joking when I say I wear slippers when I walk around at night so that if I step on a spider in the dark it won’t be with my bare foot.

But that is actually, truthfully the reason

My grandma, who was terrified of spiders, would say you’re a genius. She did the same thing 😀

You see that everyone, I’m a genius 😀

I was also that person who, as a kid, checked all my shoes for spiders before putting them on. With my hand. I don’t know why I thought finding a spider with my hand would be better than finding one with my foot

For years I used to shake my shoes out because my aunt wound up getting really personal with a scorpion. It just crawled right in there when she wasn’t paying attention.

That’s also why I wear sandals and soft, nont-actually-ballet-slippers-but-kinda shoes now. I’m not risking my toes.

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