casthewise:

okay the whole deancas aesthetic of desperately fucking each other is really good and so is the intense thing they have going on where they move slow and look into each other’s eyes and all that jazz but like here me out:

what about all those times they’re just utter dorks?

• when they go on a ‘date’ in the middle of a hunt and are so drunk and clumsy when they make it back to the motel that dean ends up rolling off the bed and then has to take three showers because the germs cas jesus christ while cas just giggles until he can’t breathe
• when sam says he’s going into town for something and’ll be back by three, which gives them two hours of uninterrupted alone time and cas hurts his back against the library bookshelves: this was much less romantic than it looked in that movie. yeah, c’mon, I’ll get you an ice pack
• when they have the giggles and literally just can’t get through one sex act without uncontrollably laughing 
• when they keep their socks on but don’t notice until after the fact because they literally just forgot about them. dean looks down, snorts, and goes dude
• when cas decides he wants to try food play and so like covers the floor in blankets and a plastic sheet because this way, clean up will be fast, but every time he smears cherry pie filling across dean’s body dean can’t keep it together. also he pretends to die. dramatically. ahhh noooo please castiel, not my perfectly freckled left ass cheek! argh, goodbye cruel world! cas is not impressed
• when they actually try food play and cas’s pubes get sticky and gross. the upside is that dean helps him (finally) trim all the gunky parts off. still, cas is not impressed
• when they decide to give bondage a try and cas literally breaks the headboard. holy shit batman. dean is the only one to be tied up from there on out
• when dean convinces cas to try roleplaying and manages to get him in ass-less chaps and a cowboy hat, but while he rides a half-clothed castiel all he can do say: yeehaw, ride ‘em cowboy, and make cowboy-related jokes. which cas laughs at. 
• when they decide to try other positions and end up falling all over each other: wait, put your arm– cas, babe, that is not where that goes– dean, here, wrap your leg around—dean sprains his shoulder. they throw the joy of (gay) sex in the nearest trash can
• when they decide to try other positions—this time, I got a winner for us, babe—but it’s… kind of boring? are you into this? not really, are you? no so they flip over and cas drills into dean hard. there, now i can look you in the eye while I fuck you. okay cas.
• just: dean and cas being Dorks™ in bed