Kermit/Miss Piggy is totes evul because….

• Piggy verbally harasses Kermit like all the time. Nothing he ever does is good enough for her. She’s terrible. 
• He broke up with her so obviously there’s no hope of saving that relationship. Don’t ship muppets who’ve broken up!
• Does Miss Piggy even have a name? Why does she go by Miss when she and Kermit have been together for how many years? Is she afraid of commitment!?
• Their color schemes don’t go together. 
• Piggy wants to hog all of Kermit’s attention and that’s not healthy at all. 

Eeeevul rating: Green Eggs and Ham/10

Send me a ship and I’ll be facetious about why it’s totes evul!