melifair:

toboldlywrite:

ask-frostiron:

Person: Your writing is so good!

Me:

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You have been visited by the Thor of Positivity™! Take pride in your work and be confident in it! It may not be perfect but he knows you are working very hard and pouring your passion into it and therefore it is a Good Thing. 

THE THOR OF POSITIVITY SHALL NOW AND FOREVER MORE BE THE BEST THING EVER

If you listen to Lord Huron enough you realize it’s literally all the same song. I’m not kidding. Same melody, different key, different words, but it’s all the same haunting music about falling in love with ghosts and being sad about it around nature. 

Doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop listening to it and throwing it on my writing playlists though. 

I probably shouldn’t complain but it has been an absolute shit year for my writing so far. I’ve posted about 25,000 words so far and landed myself a whopping 35 kudos.

Stand back guys, I don’t think I can handle all this productivity. /s

I wanna know who the fuck stole my will to write and which parking lot do I have to throw down in to get it back.

Is anyone awake? 

Okay, quick question – if a man were to be described as looking like “he’d been sitting on his own balls for the past twenty years” is that 
a) funny? 
and 
b) conveying a sense that this dude looks really unhappy, uncomfortable, and generally pissed off?