Tag: writing and whatnot

Writers

justangrymacaroni:

Writer says: So I had this crazy idea one day and I just had to work on it. Here ya go!

Writer means: So I had this crazy idea either right before getting in the shower or right before falling asleep so I grabbed my fucking laptop and shat all over it to create the steaming pile of crap that I now lay before you. I don’t even know if it’s good anymore. I haven’t slept in two days.

Writer says: Wow, real life’s getting busy! Sorry on the slow updates.

Writer means: My life is a literal storm of shit at the moment. Why did I decide to do this. Why am I still doing this. Everything around me is spinning out of control and I am staying up ‘til 5:30 in the morning every night to create a piece of work that will only get two comments and 12 demands for quicker updates. I hope no one’s mad at me, all I wanted to do was write.

Writer says: Wow! Would you look at that! I updated on time! Please enjoy!

Writer means:  WOOOOOOHOOOOOO BITCHES LOOK AT THIS PRODUCTIVE ASSHOLE GO YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW TAKE THAT YOU NASTY REVIEWERS ALWAYS DEMANDING ME TO BE FASTER! I GOT THIS SHIT I GOT THIS SHIT

Writer says: This chapter was a toughie. Glad it’s finally done!

Writer means: I don’t know if this is good or not. I honestly don’t fucking know. I’ve read the same words over and over and over again and I just couldn’t look at it anymore. My beta said it was ok but I’m not confident but HOLY SHIT I JUST NEED TO STOP WRITING THIS FUCKIGN CHAPTER.

Writer says: Thanks for reading!

Writer means: Please, oh please oh please oh please leave me a review. A comment. Anything. Please tell me you’re out there. Please tell me someone is reading this.

Writer says: I just want to say that real life is getting pretty hectic right now. Please try to be patient with me, I know you guys want updates. Thanks! 🙂

Writer means: FUCK. YOU. Who the fuck do you think you are, demanding shit from me?! You don’t know my life! I have a very busy life! I create shit for free, you entitled son of a pig-fucker! STOP LEAVING ME COMMENTS TELLING ME TO UPDATE SOON OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL PUKE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER 

Writer says: What’s gonna happen next? Who knows? Hee hee 😉

Writer means: I have no fucking clue what the next chapter is going to look like. What’s my plot? I don’t know. I feel no emotion.

Writer says: Please leave a comment! It helps me write!

Writer means: I am begging you to leave me a comment because I swear it’s the only thing that’s keeping me motivated right now, I hate the work I put out and I need reassurance that people are actually enjoying this.

Writer says: I hope you enjoyed that chapter, big things are coming up! 😉

Writer means: Buckle up bitches, someone’s gonna die.

Writer says: I know I’ve missed a few updates, but I swear I plan on finishing this story! 

Writer means: *high pitched eternal screeching*

Writer says: Here we are at long last! This has been one wild ride. I want to thank you all so much for your support and love, I adore each and every one of you. I am so happy to say that this story has come to a wonderful close.

Writer means: My body is numb. Voices call out to me from the void, but I can no longer hear them over the beating of my racing heart. I am stressed to the point where I feel no relief. The story is done. It’s fucking DONE. I loved it, I hated it, it was a fucking storm of horror and pain. I can no longer see color. Now I can at last relax and…wait……wait a second………..holy shit I just thought of the best idea for a one-shot that’s totally gonna turn into a 50 chapter slow burn AU fic leT’S FUCKING DO THIS

Ask thingy! 25 and 30 – if you haven’t answered already about those :D

25. What’s your most popular fanfic?


Oh, that’s hard to measure. I’m honestly not sure. 
By kudos it’s This Is All Your Fault, which is a short smutty a/b/o one-shot.
By bookmarks, it’s Under the Surface. 
By number of rec lists I’ve seen it one it’s Night at the Fish Zoo. (And I mean serious rec lists, not part of Coldest Hits, which was what this was written for.)

30. What inspires you to write?


Lots of things. I’m inspired by music a lot, but I’m also inspired by random ideas that pop into my head and demand to be written. Mostly, though, I write what I want to read. 

Thanks! 

Asky things!

20, 21, 27, and 46!

20. Any ships which you surprised yourself by liking?


A few, yeah. DCJ, wincest, wincestiel, just to name some. 

21. What was the first fanfic you ever wrote?

This one! It was way back before I even really understood tagging or how to fanfic but I wanted something on my Ao3 so this is what happened. It’s awful lol. 

27. What do you hate more: Coming up with titles or writing summaries?


Both suck but I think I hate titles more. Summaries are just “X happens to Y and oooh, mystery!” but titles are supposed to make the readers want to read it and summarize what the whole point is and it’s a mess. Fuck titles. 

46. If someone was to read one of your fanfics, which fic would you recommend to them and why? 
Oh boy. Um… it depends on what you’re into. 
If you don’t mind taboo relationships, Some Things Last is probably my current favorite. I think, in an odd way, it’s a love letter to my anxiety. I know that sounds strange and anxiety really isn’t any fun but this fic was heavily influenced by my own anxiety and my struggle with self-destructive behaviors. It’s not like a “I’m glad I have anxiety” thing, but more of a “this is what it feels like” kind of thing and I’m very proud of it. 
If you’re not into that I’d say Forget-Me-Not is another one I’d recommend. I still love this one. It’s about grief and living through that. It’s also megstiel, which is still one of my favorite ships. I had feelings about the way things ended and I just needed to write them, so this is what happened. 
And, this will make you happy, Tori, but Cat’s Cradle is another one I think showcases some of my strengths. It’s not my favorite fic but I think I’ve done a pretty good job with it. I really like the way I’ve unraveled the world and the relationship between Sam and Cas. It’ll be finished by the end of the week, so if you’re concerned about reading a WIP you shouldn’t be. 

Thanks! 

Ask thingys if you still wanna. 

Hello friends! As you can see, I’ll be doing the Bad Things Happen Bingo 🙂 

This is my card. 

I’ll probably be writing for Supernatural, Star Wars, and DC (batman stuff mostly). 

I welcome suggestions for specific ships/characters you’d like to see me beat up on, but if you make suggestions please note that I might not do them. I’m just kinda looking for inspiration at this point. If I do happen to write the thing you’re interested in, I’ll try to remember to tag you, though. 

BUT Healing Pod Malfunction, Amputation, Bound and Gagged, Communication Cut Off, and Speciesism are all already pretty much accounted for.