Ok but what does that make like a bundt cake? A bagel?
I don’t know what to do with this new information… like… it’s not wrong…
…well a Bundt cake is more like a bread so I’d say yes. I mean often the only difference between a Bundt cake recipe and a tea bread recipe is which container you put it in…so sure, let’s go with bagel.
It should be season 5, honestly, because season 5 has a lot of really good episodes in it and hits loads of high marks imo.
BUT Lazarus Rising….
I’m gonna have to go with season 4. Lazarus Rising is always in my top 5 episodes and I can still get excited watching it. It’s so fucking good. And I also really liked Lucifer Rising, too. That was one hell of a finale. Yeah, definitely season 4 if for nothing else but the opener and closer.
For me it’s basically a rule of thumb at third point that if a post says “let’s see how many X reblog I bet it won’t be many” or “if you don’t reblog you’re a…” it’s the surest way to guarantee I will never ever reblog.
Yup. Sometimes if the other points are good I’ll reblog but honestly that whole “if you don’t reblog you’re blah blah blah” reeks of that religiously facebook horsecrap that’s like “reblog if you love Jesus, ignore for Satan” It’s immature and childish.
who’s the cuddler: Meg likes to cuddle but she pretends she doesn’t. who makes the bed: The best is only made when it absolutely has to be and it’s whoever didn’t do it the last time. who wakes up first: Ruby. Meg would sleep all day if she was allowed. who has the weird taste in music: Definitely Ruby. She listens to all kinds of weird folk/indie rock stuff no one is familiar of. who is more protective: Meg has threatened to skin a few people a couple of times. who sings in the shower: Definitely Meg. Partly because she’s trying to be obnoxious, partly because she actually enjoys it. who cries during movies: They’ve both been known to tear ups just a little. who spends the most while out shopping: Ruby. Meg is much more utilitarian unless they’re shopping for toys. Ruby can and will spend ridiculous amounts on anything from groceries to clothes. who kisses more roughly: Meg. She’s a biter. who is more dominate: Meg. Ruby likes to be stubborn and push her into being more dominant, both in and out of the bedroom because it’s kinda hot. gets jealous the most: Meg, again. It’s not a very good quality of hers, but she is a jealous person. one headcanon I have: Ruby is kinda terrified of Meg’s parents. She’s totally justified because Meg’s dad is pretty scary, but she was definitely not looking forward to the “meeting the parents” thing. nicknames: Meg and Ruby aren’t your typical nickname couple. Meg calls Ruby sugar tits, Ruby calls Meg asshole. It’s a strange brand of affection. my rating of the ship from 1-10: 9
*whispers the coffee shop au I want to write is also a stripper au* okay more seriously not long after j started reading fic I found and author (I don’t remember how now) who wrote these like 90k stories and I saw them faved a lot so o tried two and nothing. Ever. Happened. It was just fluff. 90 FRICKEN K of fluff. I personally found it utterly unreadable. I don’t need angst but I do need plot or else why does the story exist? (Answer because some people like that and th
A stripper au, you say? I am intrigued…
Dude, okay. There is a certain author who is very popular in this fandom that I cannot stand. They’re not a bad author, like, they can write a story and they have interesting ideas but their stories drag on and on and fucking on.
I’m not gonna name names or talk shit because people enjoy them and I don’t know them so they’re probably delightful but I cannot get into their stuff. They write huge stuff
but I swear I read an entre chapter where the only thing that happened was a character made soup. It’s not all fluffy but there isn’t enough that’s happening for me to even care.
90K of fluff though? God, I might die. And not in the so good I die way in the die of boredom way. Fluff is like sugar – only good in small doses and too much will make me sick.
(These are all canon verse for some reason. IDK. But we’re gonna pretend Benny isn’t dead.)
I don’t know for certain, but I just know
Benny’s only pet names for Dean are chief or cher. He does not call Dean babe or honey. Dean uses babe.
They absolutely fucked in Purgatory. At least five, maybe six times. The first time was after a fight with a group of werewolves and Benny threw Dean against a tree for being too reckless and nearly getting himself killed. Riled up, Dean threw his hips forward, trying to get away from the tree. But because he was riled up… well… things happened. After particularly bad days, Dean always initiated their interactions. He always started out rough but eased up the closer they got to the finish line.
They didn’t kiss until after Purgatory.
Dean held Benny in the car after that whole Andrea mess. It wasn’t quite cuddling but it was more than hugging. Advanced hugging, maybe.
Dean made at least a dozen stupid comments about sexy swashbuckling vampirates.
Benny pretended he wasn’t amused.
Dean definitely made a comment about Benny being after booty. Benny didn’t actually think it was that funny but Dean was laughing so he smiled.
Dean would text Benny late at night when Dean was on the road, asking if he was still awake. (Of course, he was.) They’d have two-hour text conversations. Benny used proper punctuation and grammar. He still does and it only bugs Dean when he spells out words like “tomorrow” because that’s a waste of letters.
Dean loves Benny’s chest hair.
Dean told Benny about his brief stint as a vampire. Benny commended him on his resolve in not feeding.
Benny refuses to bite Dean during sex, even without his fangs. That’s a damn shame because Dean loves getting bitten.
Benny was the first guy Dean had sex with post-Hell.
They don’t do a lot of pillow talk, but when they do it’s always the deep stuff.
They subtly compete to see who’s the better cook. Dean’s got burgers and steak down but Benny’s much better at pastry (and, even to Dean’s partial dismay but mostly delight, pie).
It doesn’t matter what position they’re in or what kind of sex they’re having, Dean just wants Benny surrounding him. He likes to be caged in by Benny’s arms or have Benny’s arms and legs wrapped around him. It makes him feel secure.
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