Raven pumpkin an a black cat

raven: favorite fairytale?


Beauty and the Beast! Absolutely my favorite fairy tale for ever and ever. 

pumpkin: do you believe in ghosts?


Of course. I know I mentioned that I believe in reincarnation, which I do, but I’m also inclined to believe that somethings people get stuck for lack of a better word. Sometimes people just aren’t ready to go yet. Or they’re in between lifetimes and they’re just kinda hanging out in the spirit world, giving advice, listening, guiding, doing whatever. I don’t really believe the dead stop interacting with the living just because they’re dead. 

black cat: favorite urban legend?


I don’t know if this one counts really, but I’m gonna say La Llorona. When I was a kid we were told never (and I mean never) set foot in a ditch because she’d come and get you and take you away because she was always looking for her children. This was all made a lot scarier because my elementary school was right next to an arroyo and you had to walk over a bridge to get to school every day. No one just cut through it because we were that certain she was real. 

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Kermit/Miss Piggy

Kermit/Miss Piggy is totes evul because….

  • Piggy verbally harasses Kermit like all the time. Nothing he ever does is good enough for her. She’s terrible. 
  • He broke up with her so obviously there’s no hope of saving that relationship. Don’t ship muppets who’ve broken up!
  • Does Miss Piggy even have a name? Why does she go by Miss when she and Kermit have been together for how many years? Is she afraid of commitment!?
  • Their color schemes don’t go together. 
  • Piggy wants to hog all of Kermit’s attention and that’s not healthy at all. 

Eeeevul rating: Green Eggs and Ham/10

Send me a ship and I’ll be facetious about why it’s totes evul!

Abaddean, Dreamhunter, Samwitch, peanutbutter and jelly, Hando (Han/lando?), Luke/Dramatic Clothing

So many ships omg. lol

Abaddean is totes evul because….

  • Abaddon is literally a Knight of Hell and Dean’s just a human so she has more power and therefore power imbalance. 
  • She touches and creeps on Dean without his consent! 
  • Abaddon is in the body of the woman who had a crush on Dean’s grandfather so that’s… creepy and weird. 
  • Also everyone knows if you’re possessing a body and the host has long since departed and someone else is now occupying it, it’s necrophilia. 
  • He killed her??? Canonical murder means the ship is wrong and gross and their relationship is always bad. 
  • Age gap again. Huge evil age gap! 

Eeeevul rating: All kinds of nasty ideas/10

Dreamhunter is totes evul because….

  • Claire is white and Kaia is Native American and therefore Claire has power and privilege over Kaia. (I’m not fucking kidding, I’ve seen variations of this argument for other ships.) 
  • Claire is a horrible evul stalker because she just showed up when Kaia was in the hospital and tried to user her connections to get information about her. 
  • Kaia is implied to have used drugs and that’s not good or cool and won’t be good for their relationship. 
  • Claire has anger issues so she could be a very bad person for Kaia to date. 

Eeeevul rating: Squiggly rift in the universe/10

Samwitch is totes evul because….

  • Rowena tried to kill him and his brother at least a couple times. 
  • Also Sam is supposed to murder her so like… why would you ship a woman with the man who’s supposed to murder her???? Hmmmmm
  • Age gap. 
  • Rowena’s an incredibly powerful witch so she could turn Sam into a bug and step on him. They can never be equals ever. 
  • She calls him Samuel and that’s the name of his evil grandfather so she’s by extension calling him evil and that’s not okay. 
  • Height difference. 
  • Sam wouldn’t let her leave a room one time by physically restraining her. Also, that’s not taking into account all the times she was a prisoner in the bunker. 

Eeeevul rating: Teacup/10

peanutbutter and jelly is totes evul because….

  • It’s blatant jelly/toast erasure. 
  • Some people?? Are allergic??? To peanuts???
  • Bread literally holds this relationship together. Do you really want to food items together that need the support of a third? I don’t think so. 

Eeeevul rating: Disappointed Kindergartner/10 

Hando is totes evul because….

  • Lando told Han he hated him. In canon. Lando hates Han how dare you ship them!
  • Lando cheats at saabak. That’s not good boyfriend material.
  • Han’s a former imperial who became a smuggler. He’s a criminal who makes poor career choices. 
  • Han has no respect for Lando’s cape closet and therefore the rest of Lando’s space. Look at what he did to the Falcon? Han is a slob with no respect for anyone but himself. He’d put all the chores on Lando and that’s unequal division of domestic labor and that’s bad. 
  • Lando betrayed Han! He betrayed him! Betrayal is serious! No amount of turning it around, saving Luke and Leia, then fighting for the good guys can really make up for that, can it? The answer is no. 
  • The three year age gap is barely acceptable. 

Eeeevul rating: I hate you. I know/10 

Luke/Dramatic Clothing is totes evul because….

  • Capitalism 
  • It’s literally, canonically, a relationship where Luke *uses* his clothing. That’s abusive and Luke is scum. 
  • Swooshing is inherently evil. Only villains swoosh.
  • He blatantly stole it from Obi-Wan. 

Eeeevul rating: Gucci Boots/10

Send me a ship and I’ll be facetious about why it’s totes evul!

I forgot to ask you which House Kylo goes in

I’m really surprised no one asked after my little discussion of HP and Houses and all that. And of course you give me the hardest one to contemplate. 

So this is all subjective (obvs) and based off my own interpretation, but really I think a lot of it comes down to what his biggest driving force is and who he is as a person under everything he piles on himself. (And I’m not doing that whole Kylo is X but Ben is Y because they’re the same person.) 

Kylo Ben is clever and curious. He’s kind of quiet (outbursts aside, he doesn’t actually talk that much). He’s emotional. He’s also impulsive. He’s a bit of a traditionalist (don’t remember where but I’ve heard the argument that part of the tension between him and Hux is traditionalist vs technocrat and I can see that). It’s be speculated that he’s creative (calligraphy set). And he’s an idealist (the whole “I want to remake the world as I think it should be” thing). And, lest we think I’m only talking about good qualities, he’s also a snob and an elitist. 

I don’t see him as a character willing to do absolutely anything to achieve his ends. To me, he doesn’t read as particularly malicious. Desperate and reactive, yes, but not malicious. A good 80% of what he does seems to be a result of trying to get the confusion and pain to stop. 

All this to say I’m torn between Ravenclaw and Gryffindor. There’s no way I’d put him in Slytherin. Slytherin gets a bad rep for being malicious and deceitful,  but the traits I more associate with it are ambition, cunning, and willingness to do whatever needs be done to get what you want. While he is clever and cunning, I don’t think he’s that ambitious. His main character conflict isn’t “I want power and people are stopping me” it’s “I want to not be conflicted but this stupid conscience is getting in the way”. I also think he’s more desperate than he is actually willing to do underhanded and potentially deceitful things to get what he wants. He’s not a liar. He might omit the truth to Snoke, but he doesn’t lie. He’s much more earnest than that. (If he were willing to do and say anything, he would’ve lied about Rey’s parentage. He would’ve used the fact that she wants a family more than anything against her and either told her he was related to her or that he could help her find her family.) He’s not a Hufflepuff because he’s not a good “finder” nor is he very patient. His Gryffindor traits are more to the forefront (that reckless, impulsive, proud, “I’ll give ‘em Hell” attitude he gets from both his mom and his dad) and his Ravenclaw traits are more subtextual (asking questions, trying to figure things out, thinking, all the certified nerd stuff) so it’s hard to say. 

I personally would probably put him in Ravenclaw, but a solid argument could also be made for Gryffindor. 

The Will of the Whispers

Brother Castiel has always been a devout man, never giving in to the many temptations thrown in his path. That is, until he’s transferred to an old monastery deep in the remaining forests of Ireland. Thee he finds something calling to him, sweet and soft, like whispers and bird songs. It must be the devil that tempts him, disguised both as a beautiful male fawn with sunkissed skin and a dark maiden with eyes like smoldering embers and skin like the moon. 

It can’t be that what they say is true, that he is one of them, lost to time and death and returned for greater purpose. To believe such things is heresy. And yet…. 

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Sleeping with the fishes

ಠ_ಠ   you’re a monster 

Dean royally pisses off a very old witch and finds himself turned into a guppy. Thankfully, his fish life is spared when a kindly mermaid named Castiel takes him in… as a pet. Dean must now figure out how to break the curse, return to dry land, and keep up contacts with his new fishy friend without any more weird, bat shit complications thrown his way. Which is easier said than done, of course. 

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