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Tag: things that are canon
Jack: is it ok if i swear?
Sam: yes jack, i will allow you to swear
Jack: f
Sam: yes go on
Jack: im nervous
“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word
It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist
cable: wade?
wade: vanessa used to call me that 😦
cable: because it’s your fucking name.
This is the most in-character thing I have ever read
dean: can you pick up milk?
castiel: yeah it’s pretty easy
dean: i mean from the store
castiel: i would imagine it weighs the same there too
Rey: this guy has been bothering me
Kylo: kill him
Rey: no
Kylo, softer: i kill him for you?
Rey: Ben no
cable: i’m going to take you out.
deadpool: alright, it’s a date!
cable: i meant that as a threat.
Deadpool: Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Cable: It’s a gun.
Deadpool: That’s hot.
Yukio: I’m cold
Negasonic: *takes off jacket and wraps up Yukio* ❤
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Wade: I'm cold
Cable: Well damn Wade, I can't control the weather!!
Finn: so how did you know Snoke was dead-
Rey: OH WOW LOOK A PORG
Poe: how did you kill-
Rey: LOOK at ALL these PORGS. WOAaaaaaah.
*somewhere else across the galaxy*
Hux: the girl took on six armed guards, Snoke, and you ? And she left you alive.
Kylo:
Kylo: WOAH WHATS THIS FLUFFY BIRD DOING HERE-
Ok but Kylo Ren in this scenario, literally:
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