Ok but can you imagine people finding out that his hair isn’t naturally that curly? Just like someone waking him up at ass o’clock in the morning with a problem and DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAIR???
Okay, but you know all I can think of is that scene in Space Balls where Colonel Sanders walks in on Dark Helmet playing with his dolls.
Except it’s Hux and Phasma and Phasma is all “no, sir, I didn’t see anything” and after Hux gets over his ranting and raving about it he’s snapping pictures as quick as he can and ooops what do you know the Resistance has some new propaganda out all over the galaxy about how the Supreme Leader doesn’t even have real majestically curly hair. How’d they get that? Hux isn’t speaking and Poe *certainly* doesn’t know.
It’s a scandal for the next three weeks at least.
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