I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.
Tag: terrible puns
new variation on “healing cock” trope:
Epi-Penis
GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU ARE GROUNDED
1. I’m already in my room, joke’s on you.
2. Some people are allergic to sex pollen, okay?
GET OUT IF YOUR ROOM YOU ARE EXPELLED
Sex pollen allergy? Sounds like you need a… panty-histamine
Stop.
A naked bisexual polar bear with bipolar disorder, is a bare bipolar bi polar bear.
@sohmamon this is so you
Ben: Fun fact, a group of porgs is called –
Rey: A porganization!
Ben:… I wish.
What’s the fishue with puns?
They mackerel me crazy.
“A fin romance, full of reel heart and snapper comebacks”
“A Finn romance, full of reel heart and snapper comebacks”
There you go, we’ve just created the tag line for Tall, Shark, and Handsome.
I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Also, “the sea urchin of venice” has potential, non?
@trisscar368 you’re a menace.
And also yes, if we’re adapting Shakespeare plays for a mermaid audience.
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