
@letitrainathousandflames You have the best ideas!
I like to imagine Kylo has a bunch of useless scoundrel-y type skills that he pretends he doesn’t have, like he’s actually a really good shot and great at picking locks and occasionally when the First Order raids smuggling vessels for supplies he’ll do a personal sweep of the vehicle, sigh heavily and bang on a certain interior panel so the *really* good stuff will fall out.
#he’s godawful at strategy games he had to stop playing space chess with hux bc he lost every single time#but when they switched to cards instead he took hux for all he was worth and then some#(mostly because if you have lando calrissian and han solo teaching you how to play cards the overriding strategy is#“cheat like hell and don’t get caught”) (@notbecauseofvictories)

Little known fact: the last part of learning to be a Jedi master involves learning to be a total butt face to wandering young force users in need of your specific guidance.
My brother, the asshole: what’s a hyperdrive motivator? Does it go “you can do it! Make the jump! I believe in you!” Or what?
I dont have anything articulate to say so just – Hoth. Snow. Stop motion. Clay. Cool.
I love that Han can’t talk to girls he likes. What a fucking dweeb.
Empire time!
I love that TIE fighters sound like they’re screaming.