renskywalker:

While Leia is in the other room taking a shower, Han says in a low voice: “Hey. It’s you and me, kid. Whole damn galaxy against us but we’ll make it through okay. I’m not always gonna be the best dad—c’mon, I don’t know what the hell I’m doing here. I can barely take care of myself. But I’ll always keep us pointed in the right direction… even if we zig and zag a little to get there. There’s your first lesson: sometimes doing the right thing doesn’t mean following a straight line. Sometimes you gotta—” He takes his hand and gestures with it like it’s a fish swimming this way and that, left and right and up and down. “Don’t tell your mother I said that.”

ruletogether:

darth-tantrum:

Finn: so how did you know Snoke was dead-

Rey: OH WOW LOOK A PORG

Poe: how did you kill-

Rey: LOOK at ALL these PORGS. WOAaaaaaah.

*somewhere else across the galaxy*

Hux: the girl took on six armed guards, Snoke, and you ? And she left you alive.

Kylo:

Kylo: WOAH WHATS THIS FLUFFY BIRD DOING HERE-

Ok but Kylo Ren in this scenario, literally: