Tag: stuff that makes me happy

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today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

i don’t have an ink pen or fancy paper so how about

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minktober

minktober day 2

minktober day 3

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day 4

day 5

alright lads it’s day 6

day 7 

it’s day 8

oh boy it’s day 9

oh man it’s day 10

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hey hey day 11

day 12

Oi! It’s day 13

day 14

day 15 people, give it up for day 15

day 16

day 17

oh my, day 18

day 19

day 20

day 21

day 22 I see you

day 23

day 24

day 25

day 26

day 27

day 28

day 29

oh gosh it’s day 30

Day 31! Thirty-one days of minks! Happy Halloween! (x)

Pretty sure I drove through Night Vale on my way home tonight.

sassyshoulderangel319:

“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”

xekstrin:

noirandpumpkinspice:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers

  1. Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language
  2. Obsessed with contracts
  3. Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law
  4. Really good at exploiting loopholes
  5. Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent

Conclusion?? Faeries

Well I mean the places where we do our main business are even called “courts” so it’s not like we’re trying that hard to hide it.

#the strongest of us are able to cast enough of a glamour to be appointed or elected judges over human lives

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the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid:

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window

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culturenlifestyle:

Adorable & Hilarious Animal Friendship Drawings Celebrate Halloween by Simpsons Illustrator

Liz Climo is a talented artist who has worked for the famous Simpsons series. Currently working as an illustrator and storyboard revisionist for the Simpsons, this artist uses minimal drawings of animals in unlikely friendships during Halloween with a humorous and endearing twist to their tales. You can find her work in her Society6 shop.

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