Tag: stuff that makes me happy

They monch
They cronch
They cluster up in bonch
They ever so glad you invited them to bronch
One more joke before I leave your poor inbox alone. What’s brown and sticky? (no it’s not a poop joke even though this would totally fit with the whole theme here)
*snort* Are you sure it’s not a poop joke? lol.
What’s brown and sticky?
A STICK!
Were you peeking between your fingers, hoping it wasn’t a picture of poop? 😀
lol! I should’ve seen that coming. Though if it was poop I would’ve expected something like this

I don’t know if you like stupid jokes, but I do, so you must suffer because you asked for asks. Mwahahaa! Okay here goes. What do you call birds that stick together?
Stupid jokes are the best!
I don’t know, what do you call birds that stick together?
VEL-CROWS!!
*snorts* omg. I love it!
@mayalaen @samanddeaninpanties I just thought you guys and the rest of the
tentaclegang should see this…
Henceforth I will be referring to Guillermo del Toro’s latest film as ‘Grinding Nemo’.
Goddammit, now that’s in my head.






