Hey, Tumblr! You guys like cats, right?

Meet my new family kitty that acts like a dog. Her name? Birdie. Poor baby girl probably has an identity crisis! Top pic is from a couple days after we got her (mid July). Bottom pic is from a few days ago.

new variation on “healing cock” trope:

azrielrose:

omgbubblesomg:

felixjimmy:

bendingsignpost:

felixjimmy:

bendingsignpost:

Epi-Penis

GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU ARE GROUNDED

1. I’m already in my room, joke’s on you.

2. Some people are allergic to sex pollen, okay?

GET OUT IF YOUR ROOM YOU ARE EXPELLED

Sex pollen allergy? Sounds like you need a… panty-histamine

Stop.

thefrogman:

I love that voodoo that you do.

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pringlesaremydivision:

pancakeke:

hey look at this meme I made for my cats

my cat

otrera-kicks-ass:

rebelmeg:

pr1nceshawn:

Punny Signs.

This sign maker deserves a raise.

toytowns:

eyesoftirnoch:

gallusrostromegalus:

dykanthropy:

stimman3000:

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert, but shot like Murder. I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

…hell yes.

CSI: Willy Wonka

oddsocksandstuff:

Me, this afternoon: I will never take a cuter picture than this

Me, five hours later: I was wrong

lasafara:

just-shower-thoughts:

A naked bisexual polar bear with bipolar disorder, is a bare bipolar bi polar bear.

@sohmamon this is so you

trashbrigade:

We’ve seen a dominatrix, but what about a domiKNITrix? Show us the whips, the chains, corsets, the… yarn? Yep. Everything must be lovingly handcrafted from yarn.