Second Brother: You’re being a hypocrite!
First Brother: I can be a magical flying horse bird if I want.
Tag: stuff about my family
First brother: Demisexual? So he’s attracted to demi-gods?
Second brother: Hell yeah! Zeus *fans self*
First brother: Zeus is a full god you dipshit.
Second brother: Wonder Woman then!
It was Star Wars dress up day at my brother’s high school. (Its spirit week and their homecoming is Disney themed.) And let me just tell you, if you thought I was an annoying villain stan… this dude curled his hair and stomped around all day growling at people to let the past die.
My baby bro was in his first high school play last night. It’s The Hobbit and he’s playing Gollum. And ho-ly shit. I know everyone thinks their kid/younger sibling is the best at everything but he’s good. Like, the way this kid moves when he’s couching and screaming and failing and then flopping to the ground is fucking dynamic.
I’m not allowed to film b/c copyright reasons but this kid is killing it and I wish you all could see it. He’s unnerving and I am so proud.
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