I need everyone to draw some Sastiel. What so I do with that thought???
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen) Sastiel love is so strong with you ❤
I just wanted to share that apparently months ago I was too awe-stricken by the beauty of this masterful fanart by @rosworms and made a part 2, I found it today on a forgotten folder and rescued it.
Obviously it’ll never top the original but that’s pretty much impossible.
OMG!!!! 😮 Ok, but you know what? Let’s the saga continue! So here’s my modest contribution.
Dean has two boyfriends and they both love wearing ridiculously good looking caps. No, really, look at them. He is sure they are both members of a cult or something. Or maybe he has a type. Maybe.
I was thinking about 2014 Cas. I’m a little disappointed that he’s not human anymore but… I guess anything could happen in the second half of the season.
Please don’t yell at me if his tattoo is inaccurate I did my best.
i pay zero (0) attention to what is happening in actual life but i randomly heard that shape of water won an oscar so i would just like to reiterate that night at the fish zooby @rosemoonweaver was basically the same thing, but with dcj, and also better, despite the lack of erotic egg eating
Hahahahaha! Oh wow. Should I make a speech?
I’d like to thank the academy, which is just @reallyelegantsharkfish but that’s still good because it’s probably easier for one person to make Oscar picks than it is for over 100 people to do the same. I’d also like to apologize to my mother and my writing mentor because holy shit if they knew I was writing weird tentacle smut on the Internet they’d be disappointed I was doing it for free. And lastly I’d like to thank Guillermo del Toro for making so many people realize they want to fuck monsters. Thank you, Guillermo, because I’m not the weird one anymore.
Chapters: 1/11 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester, Castiel & Dean Winchester Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Max Banes, Jack Kline, Rowena MacLeod, Victor Henriksen, Patrick (Supernatural) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Magic, Alternate Universe – Soulmates, Witches, Familiars, Witch Sam Winchester, Witch Castiel, Familiar Dean Winchester, Cat Dean Winchester, Enemies to Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Dean Winchester, Emotionally Hurt Sam Winchester, Emotional Whump, Invasion of Privacy, Platonic Destiel, First Kiss, Frottage, Angst, Major Character Injury, Blood and Injury Summary:
Sam Winchester isn’t your typical witch. Practicing a taboo form of magic is bad enough, but it’s another thing entirely to have his brother for a familiar. He’s always been aware that there are those who would like to ruin both him and his brother by separating the two, either because they feel it’s unnatural for witches and their familiars to be related or because they want to steal Dean’s magic for their own. So when Castiel Novak shows up claiming Dean’s his familiar… well Sam’s not willing to go down without a fight.
Castiel Novak is a loner. It’s mostly by choice, but really, what choice do you have when you can see the threads that orchestrate relationships? He knows he can’t get too close to people, because in his experience they always leave when the people they’re destined to love show up. So imagine his luck when he finds both his familiar and the man he’s destined to have a relationship within the same week! It’s really just too bad he and Sam can’t seem to get along for five minutes. The threads have never been wrong before but damn would it make it easier if they could just hate each other instead.
The first chapter of mine and @trisscar368‘s sastiel big bang! Check it out!
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Jimmy Novak, Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jimmy Novak Additional Tags: Tentacles, Dubious Consentacles, Octopus Dean Winchester, Anal Sex, Self-Lubrication, Tentacle Sex, Sex with Sentient Animals, Castiel and Jimmy Novak Are Twins, Twincest, Sibling Incest, Threesome – M/M/M, Hand Jobs, Aquariums, GalacticCap Condoms, Bottom Jimmy Novak, Bottom Castiel, Bullshit Biology Summary:
Jimmy and Castiel Novak have a pretty easy job. As night guards at the aquarium, all they really have to do is make sure no one gets in and screws with the fish. Which, ya know, no one ever does.
But maybe what they should be worried about is that none of the fish wind up screwing with them.
i can’t believe none of you assholes told me about this??? some of my favorite things:
a) octos b) dcj [jimmy] c) hilarious jokes [also from jimmy] d) flippin’ the script with dean as creature
there’s a hentai joke… there’s an mpreg joke… dean is adorable… self-lubricating tentacles, VERY convenient, and i’m willing to go with it…
a note about consent: dean is a half-octo in an aquarium. he doesn’t speak english but he does understand it, is sentient, and initiates contact with c&j.
let me reiterate: why didn’t anyone tell me about this???? i’m disgruntled.
now that i realize that, i would put it slightly below the fishfucker movie, ONLY because there was no space race talk in this
add in a joke from jimmy about the soviets and this will far surpass guillermo del torro’s 2017 masterpiece “the shape of water” starring sally hawkins and that fishdude
I have no idea if this crack piece even deserves to be compared to The Shape of Water but you know what. I’m totally gonna take it! Thank you!
I’m so glad this weird little fic is giving so many people such joy. And that my stupid mpreg and hentai jokes make people laugh lol.
Thanks for reading it and I’m glad you enjoyed it!
look i know del toro took that thing really seriously, but that just makes me want the kind of drugs that del toro is on
you also missed the erotic egg eating part of the shape of water plot, which is too bad because that was way sexier than c&j, but i’m forgiving it
no seriously i loved this fic!! and it’s too bad i ignore everything @robotsnchicks says to me or i would’ve read it earlier xD
lol. In my defense, this was written a few weeks before The Shape of Water came out and I’m not psychic so I had no idea I would want to include and erotic egg eating scene.
look do you want some concrit? go back and edit
bc i have never see such a sexually charged encounter in my life
you can’t POSSIBLY disagree
his face goes >:) !!!!! and he gets all spiny backed about it!!! LET DEAN LICK EGGS
Ha! See, if I wrote Dean licking eggs Jimmy would absolutely ruin it. Whatever sexual tension created between Dean and that egg (while Cas looks on as a voyeur) would be shot straight to hell when Jimmy blurts out how weird it is and then earns scowls from everyone else in the room. lol
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Jimmy Novak, Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jimmy Novak Additional Tags: Tentacles, Dubious Consentacles, Octopus Dean Winchester, Anal Sex, Self-Lubrication, Tentacle Sex, Sex with Sentient Animals, Castiel and Jimmy Novak Are Twins, Twincest, Sibling Incest, Threesome – M/M/M, Hand Jobs, Aquariums, GalacticCap Condoms, Bottom Jimmy Novak, Bottom Castiel, Bullshit Biology Summary:
Jimmy and Castiel Novak have a pretty easy job. As night guards at the aquarium, all they really have to do is make sure no one gets in and screws with the fish. Which, ya know, no one ever does.
But maybe what they should be worried about is that none of the fish wind up screwing with them.
i can’t believe none of you assholes told me about this??? some of my favorite things:
a) octos b) dcj [jimmy] c) hilarious jokes [also from jimmy] d) flippin’ the script with dean as creature
there’s a hentai joke… there’s an mpreg joke… dean is adorable… self-lubricating tentacles, VERY convenient, and i’m willing to go with it…
a note about consent: dean is a half-octo in an aquarium. he doesn’t speak english but he does understand it, is sentient, and initiates contact with c&j.
let me reiterate: why didn’t anyone tell me about this???? i’m disgruntled.
now that i realize that, i would put it slightly below the fishfucker movie, ONLY because there was no space race talk in this
add in a joke from jimmy about the soviets and this will far surpass guillermo del torro’s 2017 masterpiece “the shape of water” starring sally hawkins and that fishdude
I have no idea if this crack piece even deserves to be compared to The Shape of Water but you know what. I’m totally gonna take it! Thank you!
I’m so glad this weird little fic is giving so many people such joy. And that my stupid mpreg and hentai jokes make people laugh lol.
Thanks for reading it and I’m glad you enjoyed it!
look i know del toro took that thing really seriously, but that just makes me want the kind of drugs that del toro is on
you also missed the erotic egg eating part of the shape of water plot, which is too bad because that was way sexier than c&j, but i’m forgiving it
no seriously i loved this fic!! and it’s too bad i ignore everything @robotsnchicks says to me or i would’ve read it earlier xD
lol. In my defense, this was written a few weeks before The Shape of Water came out and I’m not psychic so I had no idea I would want to include and erotic egg eating scene.
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