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Sam: So there’s multiple universes out there. Amazing.
Dean: There must be billions, trillions even
Sam: Yeah! And in each one something is different.
Dean: One where we aren’t hunters
Sam: One where I drive a motorcycle
Dean: A world where you’re the short one
Sam: A world where you’re fucking Cas
Dean: …
Jack: Actually that’s most worlds… including this one.

ozonecologne:

ozonecologne:

oh… my god. castiel is the chuck norris of the supernatural universe.

just, like. imagine. when he gets resurrected this time, walking out of the empty, he apotheosizes himself into a literal living legend. angels demons and creatures alike are going to turn him into both the world’s most terrifying horror story and also a MEME.

  • Castiel beat the sun in a staring contest.
  • Castiel doesn’t worry about high gas prices. The Impala runs on fear.
  • Castiel can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Castiel counted to infinity. Twice.
  • Castiel makes onions cry.
  • Castiel doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
  • Castiel can kill two stones with one bird.
  • There once was a street called Castiel, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Castiel and lives.

like…. literally

consulting-cannibal:

so the thing that surprised me most in the itunes promo was the “sammy let me go” note

like he’s a demon now so i expected him to leave something way more immature than that—i thought it’d be something like

and sam being like “……………..he’s fucking alive”