Dean: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?
Lisa: What did you say?
Dean: I said… [sees Cas gesturing outside the window] Cas?
Lisa: Cas?
Dean: No! No, that’s not what I was going to say!
Lisa: Dean, you’re not making any sense…
Dean: I mean, sure, he’s handsome, he’s rugged, but- I have to go.

fieldbears:

fieldbears:

I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like

‘fuck all y’all, that’s one of the best things I’ve done’

plus one story/drawing that everyone loves

‘really? that one?’

apparently this rant has struck a chord with people jfc

lierdumoa:

laughingfish:

i-want-my-iwtv:

dwynnie:

interview with the vampire is a movie about two gay jerks raising a sociopathic child and then they get a divorce that results in a lot of death for a lot of people

In one of the gay jerks’ defense(Louis), he already wanted to divorce the other jerk who then thought the only *possible* solution to their relationship would be to steal a 4 years old and turn her into a vampire for them to parent for a hundred years therefore making her into a sociopath that tries to set him on fire.
*THEN* they get that divorce.

Louis: I want out of this murder marriage.

Lestat: You can’t abandon me and our child like this!!!

Louis: We don’t have a ch… what did you do?

annacaffeina:

rosemoonweaver:

*swoops in* if key lime pie and pumpkin pie are pies, cheesecake is pie. (i have no idea what we’re talking about)

No. Cheesecake is not pie. 

Why would you make a pumpkin cheesecake if it’s just pumpkin pie pie? That’s redundant. 

Cheesecake has more of a cake consistency than a pie consistency. 

Cheesecake is the liminal space between pie and cake. An unsettling grey
area that leaves us all questioning the purity of our food order. It
must be ritualized, contained, as all liminal times, places, and objects
are bracketed by our societies and religions. That is why we insist on
graduation ceremonies and funerals. There is no lemon meringue factory,
There is no angel food factory. Only cheesecake needs the rigid
structure of a factory.