Wait wait wait, is this really a rule that we’re supposed to follow????
This is…genius…
Tag: *snorts*
cas: can we get a kitten?
dean: i’m allergic, we can’t sleep in the same house
cas: *under his breath* you could sleep outside
Dean: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?
Lisa: What did you say?
Dean: I said… [sees Cas gesturing outside the window] Cas?
Lisa: Cas?
Dean: No! No, that’s not what I was going to say!
Lisa: Dean, you’re not making any sense…
Dean: I mean, sure, he’s handsome, he’s rugged, but- I have to go.
I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like
‘fuck all y’all, that’s one of the best things I’ve done’
plus one story/drawing that everyone loves
‘really? that one?’
apparently this rant has struck a chord with people jfc
Sam, standing outside of Dean’s room: DEAN WE NEED TO GO! COME OUT!
Dean: I’M BI!
Sam: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU!

The most popular Dean ships in the fandom! Everyone wants Dean, but Dean kinda wants a piece of pie and a nice nap. Inspired by [x]
SPN Hiatus Creations | Week Three
↳ShipsDean’s internal monologue: BUT WHY THE FUCK IS ALASTAIR HERE??
(Lmao I ship it all)
interview with the vampire is a movie about two gay jerks raising a sociopathic child and then they get a divorce that results in a lot of death for a lot of people
In one of the gay jerks’ defense(Louis), he already wanted to divorce the other jerk who then thought the only *possible* solution to their relationship would be to steal a 4 years old and turn her into a vampire for them to parent for a hundred years therefore making her into a sociopath that tries to set him on fire.
*THEN* they get that divorce.Louis: I want out of this murder marriage.
Lestat: You can’t abandon me and our child like this!!!
Louis: We don’t have a ch… what did you do?
*swoops in* if key lime pie and pumpkin pie are pies, cheesecake is pie. (i have no idea what we’re talking about)
No. Cheesecake is not pie.
Why would you make a pumpkin cheesecake if it’s just pumpkin pie pie? That’s redundant.
Cheesecake has more of a cake consistency than a pie consistency.
Cheesecake is the liminal space between pie and cake. An unsettling grey
area that leaves us all questioning the purity of our food order. It
must be ritualized, contained, as all liminal times, places, and objects
are bracketed by our societies and religions. That is why we insist on
graduation ceremonies and funerals. There is no lemon meringue factory,
There is no angel food factory. Only cheesecake needs the rigid
structure of a factory.














