I remember that one time I accidentally sent my boss a skype video call when he was topless in his own room. He quietly told me it wasn’t a good time for him. I then proceeded to ask him invasive questions about his relationship with his father and I demanded that he put something on even though I was the one who continued having that conversation instead of leaving him alone. I had never been more sexually harassed in my life. Darn his manipulative tendencies! :/

greyjedireylo:

I can’t believe your boss would just be shirtless in his own room like that????? and then have the audacity to keep asking you to work for him?????

fluffycakesistainted:

fizzygingr:

Omg

“(SOURCE, PABLO)” oh my gawd, ROTFLMAOOOOOOOO! 😂😂🤣🤣!

the kind of shit that happens with user-created wiki content…

Bruh I can’t believe Matt Smith, the Doctor himself, is Rey’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. Wild.

kylorenvevo:

You fool… Matt Smith is brown-haired and british, so he’s obviously playing Rey’s mother

Anakin: This mission is boring.
Obi-Wan: This isn’t a mission. I said I was going to the store.
Anakin: Then why did you invite me?
Obi-Wan: I specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “fuck you, Master, I do what I want!” and followed me here.

catchymemes:

Seems legit.

tarrkin:

star wars villains + being good hosts

madamehearthwitch:

the-witch-with-the-raven-tattoo:

Most people: “Dear God!”

Celtic Pagans: “Deer God!”

Okay I actually snorted, this is too good.

tukiel:

@sheepfulsheepyard text post had me cackling and I just had to draw it (with permission of course)

yeah–me–too:

I’m really glad the ship name is Reylo and not ReyBen because Reylo fits both Rey and KyLO Ren as well as Rey and Ben SoLO making it perfect because Ben and Kylo are the same man, just different warring sides, both in love with Rey, while ReyBen just makes me think of sunglasses

coruscant-clickbait:

Finn: Fist me

Poe: I – what the fuck-

Finn: *holds out his fist for a fist bump*

Poe: Right. That’s what you- right okay god jesus fucking chr-