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Rey: “Captain Calrissian, something you should know about Luke and Ben turning to the dark—” Lando: “You don’t need to say another word, kid. I know everything.” Rey: “…You do?” Lando: “Of course. What was Luke thinking, wearing khaki and trying to dress like the old Jedi? Luke’s terrible fashion choices turned Ben to the Dark side”

greyjedireylo:

‘if he’d jUST kept dressing like he did during the battle of Endor, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED’

mayalaen:

mamapluto:

copperbadge:

arishok-s:

celticpyro:

bransrath:

pain-and-missouri:

tilthat:

TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is a rare instance of non-human warfare happening between octopuses in the waters off the coast of Australia. The octopuses are fighting in large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells to spit at enemies.

via reddit.com

Octopi are intense

I prefer octopedes

“Animals don’t go to war because they’re cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu” Check-fucking-mate Linda, cephalopods are having trench warfare in the ocean.

They’re literally in the shell age

So…they’re shelling each other? 

*takes a long drag on a shitty cigarette* war is shell

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