Fic title: The great bunny slipper war

Sastiel. Canonverse. Feat: the eldritch bunker!

Dean likes to tease his brother for everything he possibly can but the latest in a long line of tiny things that really aren’t that big of a deal are the bunny slippers. It’s not like Sam cares, really, but they’re comfortable and soft and Dean can get over himself. It gets worse, however, when Cas finds his own pair of pastel pink bunny slippers because these ones squeak.

Well, if Dean’s gonna be a jerkass about it, maybe it’s time to a couple of jerkasses right back. Que bunny slippers, bunny footie pajamas, bunny ears, and stuffed bunnies everywhere – Dean’s bed, the showers, the trunk of the Impala, literally everywhere. It’s all fun and games until a truce is called and everyone decides to go back to normal.

Or… almost everyone. Most of the bunny stuff was supposed to go out in the dumpster, so who the hell decided to put it all in the library? And why is there more in the kitchen? And the pool? …Wait since when did they have a pool??

Send me a title, I’ll tell you what I’d write!

@samanddeaninpanties replied to your post “For your ask game – something sastiel related?”

What do they normally fight about? What would they say is the others worst habit?

I’d imagine they fight about little things, but usually only when one of them is in a bad mood already. I can’t see Sam or Cas trying to tell the other what to do (”you can’t be siren bait, that’s dangerous” or whatever) but I can imagine they’d snap at each other when grouchy. I can see Cas being a bit of an ass and starting fights when he’s grumpy and Sam just not putting up with it. I can see Cas making comments about how Sam leaves his papers all over the desk or how he forgot to move the clothes to the drier or didn’t remind him to take his angel blade. They’d bicker, and then one of them would throw up their hands and say “you know what? I’m done!” and then they’d stop talking for a while.

As far as worst habits go, I’m pretty sure Sam hates that Cas disappears for days on end. He doesn’t even take his phone, which is worse and it drives Sam nuts. That’s probably what Sam wants to fight about. Cas, on the other hand, thinks Sam’s worst habit is that he pushes himself too hard.

For your ask game – something sastiel related?

I don’t know for certain, but I know it’s probably true that…

When Cas is inebriated (whether through drink or cold medicine or magic) he asks to braid Sam’s hair.
Couples yoga is a thing.
Neither of them are very good at not leaving their socks everywhere. Sure, pants and shirts go in the hamper but socks? Nope. Socks wind up under the bed, in the couch cushions, basically everywhere.
Very limber and kinky sex happens a lot.
They’re switches.
Sam has nightmares a lot. Cas offers to soothe them away but Sam is insistent that he deal with them when he wakes up. He wants to practice a few coping exercises he’s picked up over the years so Cas helps him through them.
When they both have trouble sleeping, Sam takes them to a little coffee shop a few towns over. It’s more of a truck stop than an actual coffee shop but their hot cocoa is to die for and it’s one of Sam’s favorite indulgences.
When they’re fighting they don’t speak to each other. They can spend days avoiding each other and simmering. It’s tense for everyone.
When they make up they’re all smiles and easy affection. It’s a little sappy.
They’re currently in the process of writing the correct version of their own lives. They’re not sure if anyone is ever going to read it, but they want the truth to be written down somewhere. It’s both a fun and painful process for both of them, but facing the good and the bad is good.
Sam once thought it would be a good idea to take Cas to play a game of paint ball. It was not a good idea.
No, seriously, Sam still has a welt on his ass.
Cas apologized for that welt very, very thoroughly.
The first time Sam saw a physical manifestation of Cas’s wings he didn’t know what to do with himself. He was excited and curious and scared and horny and a whole bunch of other things. Cas was concerned he’d broken him.

I don’t know it for certain, but I know it’s probably true

Sastiel or Wincestiel + newly turned creature Sam still wants to play with his boyfriend.

After nearly two weeks of searching through all the demon lore at their disposal, the Winchesters had come to the conclusion that all there was left to do was keep Sam away from people and hope for the best until they had a better plan.

There was no cure for the bite of an incubus, and as the only non-human in the bunker, Castiel had volunteered to look after him and make sure he was at least eating.

Though, when Sam crowded him up against the door and shoved a hand down his pants, hissing “finally. I thought I’d starve to death in here,” it occurred to Castiel that he may have grossly underestimated how far gone Sam truly was.

3 (or there abouts) Sentence AUs

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

dreamsfromthebunker:

Title: It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester
Rating: Explicit
Ship: Sastiel (Sam Winchester/Castiel)
Warnings/Tags: Rape/Non-Con; Mind Control; Creature Castiel; Lawyer Sam; Tentacles; Tentacle Rape; Oviposition; Mpreg; Depictions of Giving Birth; Pregnant Sam Winchester; Bottom Sam Winchester;
Prompt: 12. Pumpkin patches are all good-natured fun. Hayrides, pumpkin picking, candied apples, it’s always the best part of fall. Character A was expecting to find the perfect pumpkin for carving nestled in among the vines but they weren’t expecting to find…

Read it on AO3 here.

Sam goes to a local pumpkin patch pick up a pumpkin for Dean’s family,
but instead finds a handsome blue-eyed man. Unfortunately for Sam,
Castiel is not at all what he seems.

For Your Entertainment

samanddeaninpanties:

AO3 Link

Rating: Explicit

Ships: Sastiel, established Sam/Jimmy, established Destiel

Fic tags: open relationships, accidental partner swapping, biting, marking, hijinks & shenanigans, Cas & Jimmy are little shits, bottom!Cas, bossy!Cas, implied switching, implied bottom!Sam, Castiel & Jimmy Novak are twins, roleplay, implied drug use, AU.

Word Count: 1,522

Part 1 of Trading Places

Summary: Sam comes home from work horny. The rest is self-explanatory. (Or, the one where Cas and Jimmy trade places but don’t tell their boys. Shenanigans ensue).

Note: Written for @kinktober2017 day 8: roleplay.

Here’s the post that started this mess.

Apologies to @hazeldomain for blatantly using some of her lines. They were too good to ignore. This probably isn’t quite what you had in mind but I hope it’s not too terrible.

This series isn’t set in the SPN universe but I gave them the bunker anyway because reasons. Pretend Sam and Dean’s grandfather was a doomsday prepper, I dunno. I just needed this series to happen in the bunker.

Tagging (apologies if I missed someone or this isn’t a kink you can do): @maliciouslycreative @theactualpiemaker @lovingsmutandfluff @dreamsfromthebunker @durenjtmusings @mayalaen @zummar @dragonpressgraphics @cookie-hearts-with-17stars @thesupernatrologist

Teaser:

“Whatever I want, hmm?” Sam runs his hands over Jimmy’s round, perky ass, then trails down his legs, frisking him.

“What are you doing?” Jimmy asks, pressing his ass closer to Sam.

“Searching for weapons,” Sam remarks coolly.

“Where’s your probable cause?”

“You look like the suspect in question, sir.”

Sam’s hands plunge into Jimmy’s pockets and smirks when his fingers brush against a joint and a tiny packet of lube.

“Hmm. What do we have here?” he asks, pulling them out. “I think I may need to collect these as evidence -”

“It’s just weed – for medicinal purposes. And the lube is self-explanatory.”

Sam snorts, laying the joint down on the countertop but keeps the lube. “Time to go.”

“I haven’t done anything wrong.”

“That’s exactly what a criminal would say.”

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Learning Curve Self-Promotion

All About A/B/O

This year I wrote a Sastiel piece for the Sam Winchester big bang, and in doing so I opened a big ass can of worms when it comes to A/B/O and how I think of it as an AU. Now, I do like a good, old fashioned “we’re mates because you smell amazing and holy crap I have to have you right now!” as the next person, but I also love using A/B/O as a way to deal with genders, relationships, and sexualities that aren’t always addressed. This sastiel au has required me to completely re-think my a/b/o universe and write way more than anyone should after the story is finished.

Sex is alpha, beta, or omega. Gender is male, female, agender, ect.

Until children present at age 16 (usually) they’re determined male or female based on their genital (like in our world) but after presentation, their sex is the primary classification. But in terms of presentation rates, alphas and omega make up about 95% of the population. Beta are the remaining 5% but betas have their own issues with people trying to stuff them into either alpha or omega boxes. Male alphas are 96% of the general population alpha. Female omegas are 94% of the general omega population.

Sex, like in our world, is determined by a number of factors. If a child is born with a penis, it’s assumed that the child will be a male and an alpha. If the child is born with a labia, it’s assumed that child will be a female and an omega. But that’s not always the case, as it is with our world.

The primary things that determine alpha/beta/omega presentation are:

Hormones

Chromosomes

Genitalia

Gonads

Secondary Sex Characteristics

(sound familiar?)

Male omegas have wombs and smaller testicles than their beta and alpha counterparts. Female omegas have knots in place of a clitoris and retractable testicles. Both male omegas and female alphas can get pregnant and impregnate others, but female alphas have the lowest fertility rates in the population. Male omegas have a difficulty impregnating others and tend to have high-risk pregnancies. Betas are tricky because their traits vary based on chromosomes combinations and hormones.

Genes are more complicated.

Within every ova is the genetic material the womb carrying parent is able to provide. Within every sperm is the chance for whatever the sperm providing parent is able to provide and as such both parents ultimately determine the sex of the baby. Ova can hold one, two or (rarely) three genes and sperm only carry one. When an ova is fertilized, genetic material combines and the combination sets genetic presentation for the baby. If I fertilized egg has four genes (AAOb) it will split and form a set of semi-identical twins. (Yes, that is a real thing!)

In the case of Sam, Dean, and Cas, their mothers were Mary (an omega) and Ellen (an alpha) Mary supplied Ob genes and Ellen supplied AA. A and O are dominant genes, b is always recessive.
Dean and Jo both wound up with Ab chromosomes, and Dean received the gene from Ellen that “turned on” the male gene within him. As a result, he is a male alpha. Jo is a female alpha.
Sam, on the other hand, has AO genes, which complicates his biology and makes him technically a beta. He also has the gene to “turn on” male-ness, which makes him a male beta.

There are three classifications of beta: “true” beta (bb or bbb), “mixed dominant” beta (AO), and “full spectrum” beta (AOb).
bb/bbb betas are much like people in our world. No one has a knot and males do not have self-lubricating channels from presentation on.
AO beta have knots and lubricating channels and can go through lesser heats and/or ruts. The high level of competing hormones in their bodies make it so that most are infertile.
AOb betas may have an easier time conceiving children, and they also have knots and slick channels.

Heats and ruts are not a desperate situation for most people in this AU. They are more highly fertile, and their bodies are producing more pheromones than usual, but they aren’t life or death and most people are full cognizant of what’s going on around them. It’s like a mild cold in terms of functionality and mental awareness and most people do take time off work or school to deal with it. A heat typically occurs every three months and lasts about five to seven days. Ruts occur every four to five months and last three to five days.

In terms of mating, bites aren’t actually required. Mating, like other romantic relationships, is voluntary and can come with bites or rings or just verbal commitments. Relationships can and do occur between all genders and sexes, and can be monogamous or non-monogamous. There is no real biological drive that requires one mate or a mate by a certain age, but there is social pressure to have one. Scent bonds are largely unconscious and can occur when people who can be potential mates spend time with each other. It’s similar to the way people who like each other mimic the other’s behavior, just with scents.

I like to imagine that this society develops much like our own, and as such it still has issues with homophobia and prejudice against two people of the same presentation dating/mating/marrying each other. Depending on the time period the story is set in (Learning Curve is sometime around 2010) there are issues with how accepted certain relationships are based on bigotry and assumptions.