Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate pudding?

Dear god, I’m actually considering this.

Okay, but like, what about the texture and smell? B/c if the pudding looks and smells like pudding and has a pudding consistency it’s going to be the pudding. If however, there’s a small cup of pudding and a small cup of shit and they both look and smell the exact same with the same consistency… I dunno. 

I dunno. I’m tempted to just go with the pudding anyway for visceral reasons. 

Well played friend. Well played. 

3, 4, 23!

3. What is the rarest pair (that you personally ship)? 
Sam/Jimmy probably? Or maybe Jody/Jimmy? I think those two are probably the rarest ships I have. I don’t think I could name 5 people who like those two. 

4. Name a popular ship that you don’t get the appeal of. 
Hmmmm. Honestly I don’t think I can. I don’t tink there’s a single ship I can think of that makes me go “why?” b/c if it makes me go “why?” I try to figure it out. I suppose I can see the appeal of pretty much any ship, even if I’m not personally into it. 

I guess if I had to pick something, I’d say any ship with Lucifer in it (even though those aren’t really *popular* ships). He just doesn’t appeal to me as a character and when I’m shipping I either have to like both characters or hate them and want them as miserable as possible. Obviously I don’t have issues with anyone who does like Lucifer ships, but I just don’t really *get* it, if that makes sense? Intellectually I understand the whole “sympathy for the Devil” thing and the “misunderstood outcast” thing from stuff like Milton, but I’m just not that into it. 

23. Have you ever started shipping something because of the fans? 
I’ve had friends who’ve suggested that I should ship something or started giving me headcanons and ideas and got me into certain ships, so maybe? The quickest way to make me ship things is honestly to be my friend and share your excitement over a thing. 

 Honestly, I’m probably more likely to ship things b/c people hate them. It makes me curious and irritated so I wind up spite shipping until it becomes a legit ship.

Thanks! 

Ship asks! 

Have you ever tried lucid dreaming? If you have a knack for it, you could potentially change any shitty dream you have into something awesome.

I’ve tried it but I don’t seem to have the hang of it get. I know I’m dreaming. I know there are things going on that I don’t like. But I just can’t seem to actually change anything. It’s a pain in the ass let me tell you.

Reylo + pirate au? Rey as a captain could be pretty hot, I’m just sayin

You know me so well, Tori. Also, curse you b/c this is way longer than three sentences. 

“I hereby commander this ship and it’s cargo for myself. Surrender, or burn with the wreckage,” the woman – the pirate – said. Half his crew lay dead before her, their blood soaking into the deck at her feet. He’d heard stories of this woman; Rey, the pirate queen of Jakku.

“It is you,” Kylo murmured, his fingers twitching for the saber at his belt before he could stop himself. 

She glared at his hand, her eyes alight with the a fire that could scorch the earth given half the chance. “Try it, knave,” she spat.

Against his better judgement, Kylo drew his weapon. If she wanted his surrender or his life, she’d have to take it herself.

3 (or there abouts) Sentences AUs!

Sastiel or Wincestiel + newly turned creature Sam still wants to play with his boyfriend.

 After nearly two weeks of searching through all the demon lore at their disposal, the Winchesters had come to the conclusion that all there was left to do was keep Sam away from people and hope for the best until they had a better plan. 

There was no cure for the bite of an incubus, and as the only non-human in the bunker, Castiel had volunteered to look after him and make sure he was at least eating. 

Though, when Sam crowded him up against the door and shoved a hand down his pants, hissing “finally. I thought I’d starve to death in here,” it occurred to Castiel that he may have grossly underestimated how far gone Sam truly was. 

3 (or there abouts) Sentence AUs

@samanddeaninpanties replied to your post “It’s one of those days where I go “how much of an asshole do I feel…”

But if you’re willing to get in an argument over it doesn’t it technically matter to you? Either it’s that subject in particular or it’s the straw that broke the camel’s back

It’s the underlying hypocrisy, I think, that really pisses me off. It’s not so much the subject matter, it’s the idea that “when I do it, it’s fine but when you do it? Bad! Vile! Unacceptable!” 

Like please, for the love of intellectual honesty, look yourself in the mirror and accept that you aren’t perfect. Or, alternatively, take your complaints and stick them up your ass. 

Perhaps it is the straw that broke the camel’s back….