Can I cheat and ask for another one? Winjimstiel!

I don’t know for certain, but I know it’s probably true that…

  • Cas and Jimmy have been together since college. It took Dean and Sam longer. 
  • Sam was smitten with Cas first. At least, he thinks it was Cas. Jimmy’s good at throwing his voice. 
  • Cas and Jimmy like to pretend that they can’t tell Sam and Dean apart. Dean thought it was hilarious at first but then both Cas and Jimmy took to calling him the wrong name during sex and he was less amused. 
  • Everyone thought Jimmy was the diva but then one time Dean’s souffle fell on their anniversary and it was a nightmare. 
  • Speaking of which, Dean’s the only one allowed to cook. Sam may make salads and Jimmy can do sandwiches, but Cas is not allowed under any circumstances to be within five feet of the stove. Ever. 
  • I’m not saying there’s a sex dungeon in the basement but there’s a sex dungeon in the basement. 
  • Cas adamantly refuses to take sides in arguments. Whether or not he’s a part of them initially, Jimmy will always find himself in the middle of one. 
  • To no one’s surprise, Sam is the kinkiest of the bunch. 
  • Sundays are boozey brunch days. 
  • The bed situation was a challenge. In the end they gave up and jerry-rigged an arrangement out of a cushion that was probably supposed to be a couch they bought off amazon and more pillows than is probably necessary. The good news is there’s plenty of sleeping room, the bad news is that there’s not much room in the bedroom for much else. 
  • Cas was the first one to suggest they all live together. 
  • They all have tattoos to symbolize their commitment to each other. Sam and Dean already had ones on their chests and they just added to the design when Cas and Jimmy became a permanent part of their lives. 

I don’t know it for certain, but I know it’s probably true 

@samanddeaninpanties replied to your post “For your ask game – something sastiel related?”

What do they normally fight about? What would they say is the others worst habit?

I’d imagine they fight about little things, but usually only when one of them is in a bad mood already. I can’t see Sam or Cas trying to tell the other what to do (”you can’t be siren bait, that’s dangerous” or whatever) but I can imagine they’d snap at each other when grouchy. I can see Cas being a bit of an ass and starting fights when he’s grumpy and Sam just not putting up with it. I can see Cas making comments about how Sam leaves his papers all over the desk or how he forgot to move the clothes to the drier or didn’t remind him to take his angel blade. They’d bicker, and then one of them would throw up their hands and say “you know what? I’m done!” and then they’d stop talking for a while. 

As far as worst habits go, I’m pretty sure Sam hates that Cas disappears for days on end. He doesn’t even take his phone, which is worse and it drives Sam nuts. That’s probably what Sam wants to fight about. Cas, on the other hand, thinks Sam’s worst habit is that he pushes himself too hard. 

For your ask game – something sastiel related?

I don’t know for certain, but I know it’s probably true that…

  • When Cas is inebriated (whether through drink or cold medicine or magic) he asks to braid Sam’s hair. 
  • Couples yoga is a thing.
  • Neither of them are very good at not leaving their socks everywhere. Sure, pants and shirts go in the hamper but socks? Nope. Socks wind up under the bed, in the couch cushions, basically everywhere. 
  • Very limber and kinky sex happens a lot. 
  • They’re switches. 
  • Sam has nightmares a lot. Cas offers to soothe them away but Sam is insistent that he deal with them when he wakes up. He wants to practice a few coping exercises he’s picked up over the years so Cas helps him through them.
  • When they both have trouble sleeping, Sam takes them to a little coffee shop a few towns over. It’s more of a truck stop than an actual coffee shop but their hot cocoa is to die for and it’s one of Sam’s favorite indulgences. 
  • When they’re fighting they don’t speak to each other. They can spend days avoiding each other and simmering. It’s tense for everyone. 
  • When they make up they’re all smiles and easy affection. It’s a little sappy. 
  • They’re currently in the process of writing the correct version of their own lives. They’re not sure if anyone is ever going to read it, but they want the truth to be written down somewhere. It’s both a fun and painful process for both of them, but facing the good and the bad is good. 
  • Sam once thought it would be a good idea to take Cas to play a game of paint ball. It was not a good idea. 
  • No, seriously, Sam still has a welt on his ass. 
  • Cas apologized for that welt very, very thoroughly. 
  • The first time Sam saw a physical manifestation of Cas’s wings he didn’t know what to do with himself. He was excited and curious and scared and horny and a whole bunch of other things. Cas was concerned he’d broken him. 

I don’t know it for certain, but I know it’s probably true

It really isn’t. There’s no need to waste so much energy on this crap. There are so many variables to what is currently going on anyway, it’s useless for people to assume they have it all figured out and it must be a conspiracy. And just… yeah. It’s like you said. Real people are more important. Instead of getting worked up maybe focus on developing new friendships or something.

Oh gods, it’s about that stupid poll thing isn’t it? A conspiracy, really? Someone call the CIA.
I dunno, man, I think some folks are in need of a serious adjustment of their priorities. I’ve heard some other shit that went down with this thing and I’m just like… what the fuck guys? Fandom as a whole needs a fucking time-out.

I’m definitely in support of folks making new friendships though. That really ought to be a goal for more folks. Try to be friends with someone who doesn’t ship what you do and see what happens.

@samanddeaninpanties replied to your post “Is everyone super salty today or is it just me/my dash? ”

New stupid drama. Tbh I can’t bring myself to give a shit. People care WAY too much about ships. Way, way too much.

I mean, I understand that we’re all giant, passionate nerds (why else would we be in fandom) but holy shit people it’s fiction. Calm down. Real people are more important. Go for a walk. Take a bath. Eat a snack. Something. 

It’s not that big. 

@samanddeaninpanties replied to your post “Authors Notes: This character is into some freaky shit. Fic:…”

As someone who has written freaky shit (I think) I must agree with this. A lot feels mild to me.

lol. Yeah, you’ve definitely written some freaky shit. 

It’s so funny to me, though. Like, if someone asks me to write the freakiest shit I can think of that’s still exciting to me my starting point is bondage. It’s not like the end goal or anything. It’s wild lol.