đŸ’« and Dean/Ketch?

Now the devil’s in a rush
And this duct tape makes you hush
Hey there Sedona let me cut you a deal
I’m a little hungover and I have to steal your soul
– Sedona – Houndmouth

The first thing Ketch noticed upon waking was just how stiff his muscles were. Sure, he’d been a little more physical than usual the night before, but he could barely move his legs and his arms… he didn’t think he’d been that rough on his body. 

“Morning, sleeping beauty,” the voice of the previous night’s bed mate call out from the in-suite bathroom. 

Ketch attempted to roll over, to lift himself off the mattress, but was unable. All at once the sensation of thick, coarse rope around his wrists, the tape plastered to his lip, and sticky, dried sweat came to the forefront of his awareness. Well, that explained the stiffness, then. 

Dean, the man he’d shared the night with, came out of the bathroom, straight razor in his hand. He was wearing the same thing he had been before, a blood red shirt over a dark t-shirt and jeans and a wicked smile that promised all manner of new troubles. 

“Sorry about the restraints but I can’t exactly let a Man of Letters out of my sight now, can I?” Dean’s eyes flashed black as he spoke, beating the flat back of the razor against his palm. 

Ketch glared at him. That’s the punishment for forgoing proper demon checks with his dalliances then. 

“Now, I’m a little short on time, and as much as I’d like to drag this out a little more I can’t afford it. So, here’s the deal; you tell me what I want to know and I slit your throat. You waste my time and I make sure you never walk again and dump your ass in the middle of the desert for the buzzards to deal with. Capisce? 

Ketch rolled his eyes and mumbled behind the tape. 

Dean huffed in response. “You know, all you gotta do is shake your head.” 

Ketch let out an indignant puff of air and nodded. Only then did Dean rip the tape off his mouth, taking a good portion of the skin on his lips with it. 

“You bastard,” Ketch muttered, sucking his bloodied bottom lip into his mouth. 

“I’ve been called worse,” Dean said, pressing his thumb to the edge of the blade. “Now,” he said, “I know you know where the American base for the Men of Letters is. You’re going to tell me.” 

“Lebanon, Kansas,” Ketch said. 

“Okay well if you’re…. wait, what?” Dean froze mid-gesture to stare down at Ketch. “Just like that?” 

“Just like that,” he said.

“You got a death wish or something man? ‘Cause I gotta say, you’re killin’ my murder high here.” 

“If you kill me, I’ll just come back. It’s an inconvenience, at best.” 

“You’re not a witch.” 

“No, but I happen to know a very powerful on. Have known a very powerful one since the 18th century.” 

Ketch smirks as Dean’s eyebrow raises. “Well then I’ll kill them, too.” 

“I doubt your King would be too pleased with that,” Ketch said. 

Dean’s expression grew tight as his gaze skimmed up and down Ketch’s nearly naked body, spread out like a starfish on the bed. 

“You have your location. You can kill me now if you want, though I’d ask you to hurry if you’re going to. I have a schedule to keep, too.” 

Dean shrugged, raising the razor to Ketch’s throat. 

“Or,” Ketch said, “I can tell you the easiest ways to counteract the magic that makes the bunker impenetrable to demons. And where they keep their best artifacts.” 

Dean’s hand stills, and with one swift movement, he moves the razor away from Ketch’s throat and slashes through the rope that binds his right wrist to the headboard. 

“That’s what I thought,” Ketch said with a smirk. 

đŸ’« + anyone you want but if you need choices, im always partial to destiel, dcj or dean/benny (or dean/cas/benny)

There ain’t language for the things I’ve seen 
And the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams
The truth is stranger than all my dreams
Holy darkness got a hold on me
– Lord Huron – Meet Me in the Woods 

There’s a cabin in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. It used to belong to Rufus Turner, then Bobby, and now it’s Dean’s. Not officially, of course, but Dean seriously doubts anyone is going to challenge him on the property rights, not when the guy who owned it before Rufus turned into the chew toy for a pack of werewolves. For all intents and purposes, it’s Dean’s, and it’s served as his little safe haven for when things get too messy and he just needs some time to his damn self. 

The first thing Dean does when he walks in is kick off his boots and drop his duffel. In years past, he’d have to sweep the house first, checking the demon traps and scaring off the raccoons that decided to make it a home when he wouldn’t. Now, however, he gets to pretend that it’s something that it really isn’t – that it’s a home. 

“Wish I knew you were headed in, chief,” Benny’s voice rumbles out from the kitchen, “I’d’a made you a pie.” 

Dean snorts. “We both know you would’ve just bought one,” he calls back as he hooks his jacket behind the door. 

“Can you blame me? You never tried that fancy lattice work. Pain in the ass pastry is what it is,” Benny says. 

Dean sneaks into the kitchen on socked feet. He tries to be quiet, and Benny tries to pretend he doesn’t know exactly where Dean is as he keeps his eyes on the stove, stirring away at the pot. It’s almost like a game, a watered-down version of who they really are. At the end of the day, Dean’s still a hunter and Benny’s still a vampire, no matter how they’ve skewed that relationship from what most of their respective kinds would consider acceptable. 

Benny lets him wind this time, with Dean coming up behind and wrapping his arms around Benny’s middle, burrowing his nose in the crook of his neck. Benny chuckles. “Rough couple of months I take it?” 

Dean grunts, nuzzling closer. He smells like the forest and paprika and whatever other warm, earthy spices perfume the air around them. He smells like the closest thing to home Dean’s known in his whole adult life. 

“I missed you,” Dean says, planting a kiss to Benny’s shoulder. 

He catches the soft look in Benny’s eyes. It’s one he’s seen so many times before. You don’t actually have to leave, it says. You could stay forever, it says. I’d spend the rest of your life waiting on your sorry ass and I’d only mildly complain about it, it says. It kills Dean every time. 

He buries his face in the thick flannel of Benny’s shirt. One of these days he’s going to give in. If he lives that long. One of these days he’ll give up on hunting down evil and spend the rest of his life complaining about the arthritis in his knees and the price of laundry soap with his un-dead pseudo-husband. 

The friends he has left will understand. Everyone else will think he’s gone crazy. Hell, maybe he has. But after years of seeing the shit he’s seen, doing the shit he’s done; after years of that crap dancing behind his eyelids when he falls asleep, he deserves a little silver lining. It’s nuts, but who the hell ever said Dean Winchester was the paragon of normal, rational choices? 

Yeah, he’d break down and say to hell with it. One of these days. 

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đŸ’« your choice of ship!

I’m a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don’t fall when I try to stand
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work
– Panic! At the Disco – Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time

He found Jimmy in the pool, asleep on a raft with one arm dangling in the water and the skirt of a salmon dress hiked up to mid-thigh. 

“What the fuck, Jimmy?” Dean shouted. 

Of course that got his attention and the idiot sat up too quickly, tumbling right into the water below. He popped back up a second later, sputtering and coughing, hair in his face. 

“Dean! You’re home early,” he said with a smile. 

It might be funny if it weren’t so damn stupid. Dean had come home a little early from his business trip and hoped to surprise the twins, maybe with breakfast in bed. That was, until he walked in to the disaster that had replaced his living room. In addition to the thousands of empty cups and pizza boxes he’d expected to find there were several dozen empty liquor bottles, at least two people he didn’t recognize passed out on the floor, and glitter damn near ground into the carpet. There was also something stuck to the walls but he really didn’t want to think about what that could possibly be. 

So he’d gone away for a week like a responsible adult and his boyfriends had acted like teenagers. Great. 

“What the fuck?” Dean said again. 

Jimmy sighed, pushing his dripping bangs out of his face. “Do you want an explanation or do you just want to be mad?” 

“Ideally, both,” Dean said, shaking his head. 

Jimmy huffed, swimming to the lip of the pool before hauling himself out of the water. He looked terrible, with his dress sopping wet and make-up smudged and running down his cheeks. It would be rude to laugh, but since when was Dean all that polite? 

“I made semi-finals,” Jimmy said, wringing out the hem of his skirt. “So,” he flapped his hands at the mess of discarded cans and over-turned lawn furniture in the backyard, “we might’ve gotten a little excited.” 

“Wait, really? So you’re going to Vegas next right?” Dean asked. 

Jimmy smirked, shrugging his shoulders.Dean pulled him into his arms, not caring that getting and arm-full of sopping wet drag queen was definitely probably bad for the suit he wore. 

“You’re not mad?” Jimmy asked when Dean finally put him down. 

“About the house? Kinda, yeah. But I’m really proud of you. I just wish I could’ve been there to see it.” 

“Cas recorded it, apparently,” Jimmy said. 

“Where is he anyway?” Dean asked, peering past Jimmy as if he expected the other twin to pop up behind him. 

A grunt sounded from the rose bush near the door, and Dean turned to find Cas pulling himself out from behind it. 

“You two are a disaster,” Dean said. 

Cas grunted in what was probably assent. 

send me đŸ’«+the name of a character/ship.

For your ship asks: #1, 10, & 23 please!

1. What’s your favorite non-canon ship? 
That’s a tough one b/c most of my ships aren’t canon. For spn it’s probably Destiel, still. You probably wouldn’t be able to tell based off what I’ve written recently but it’s still one of my favorites. 

10. Is there a ship that makes your skin crawl? 
Nope. Honestly I don’t think there are any ships that I have that much of a reaction to. 

23. Have you ever started shipping a ship because of the fans? 
Friends of mine are really good about getting me to ship things I hadn’t considered before (b/c to me shipping is all about exploring character dynamics) so kind of, I suppose. 

Thanks! 

Ship asks!

Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate pudding?

Dear god, I’m actually considering this.

Okay, but like, what about the texture and smell? B/c if the pudding looks and smells like pudding and has a pudding consistency it’s going to be the pudding. If however, there’s a small cup of pudding and a small cup of shit and they both look and smell the exact same with the same consistency… I dunno. 

I dunno. I’m tempted to just go with the pudding anyway for visceral reasons. 

Well played friend. Well played. 

3, 4, 23!

3. What is the rarest pair (that you personally ship)? 
Sam/Jimmy probably? Or maybe Jody/Jimmy? I think those two are probably the rarest ships I have. I don’t think I could name 5 people who like those two. 

4. Name a popular ship that you don’t get the appeal of. 
Hmmmm. Honestly I don’t think I can. I don’t tink there’s a single ship I can think of that makes me go “why?” b/c if it makes me go “why?” I try to figure it out. I suppose I can see the appeal of pretty much any ship, even if I’m not personally into it. 

I guess if I had to pick something, I’d say any ship with Lucifer in it (even though those aren’t really *popular* ships). He just doesn’t appeal to me as a character and when I’m shipping I either have to like both characters or hate them and want them as miserable as possible. Obviously I don’t have issues with anyone who does like Lucifer ships, but I just don’t really *get* it, if that makes sense? Intellectually I understand the whole “sympathy for the Devil” thing and the “misunderstood outcast” thing from stuff like Milton, but I’m just not that into it. 

23. Have you ever started shipping something because of the fans? 
I’ve had friends who’ve suggested that I should ship something or started giving me headcanons and ideas and got me into certain ships, so maybe? The quickest way to make me ship things is honestly to be my friend and share your excitement over a thing. 

 Honestly, I’m probably more likely to ship things b/c people hate them. It makes me curious and irritated so I wind up spite shipping until it becomes a legit ship.

Thanks! 

Ship asks!Â