Pineapple is disgusting. Itâs gross on pizza and in salads and just in general. If I never see another pineapple in my life it will be too soon.Â
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đ« and Dean/Ketch?
Now the devilâs in a rush
And this duct tape makes you hush
Hey there Sedona let me cut you a deal
Iâm a little hungover and I have to steal your soul
– Sedona – Houndmouth
The first thing Ketch noticed upon waking was just how stiff his muscles were. Sure, heâd been a little more physical than usual the night before, but he could barely move his legs and his arms… he didnât think heâd been that rough on his body.Â
âMorning, sleeping beauty,â the voice of the previous nightâs bed mate call out from the in-suite bathroom.Â
Ketch attempted to roll over, to lift himself off the mattress, but was unable. All at once the sensation of thick, coarse rope around his wrists, the tape plastered to his lip, and sticky, dried sweat came to the forefront of his awareness. Well, that explained the stiffness, then.Â
Dean, the man heâd shared the night with, came out of the bathroom, straight razor in his hand. He was wearing the same thing he had been before, a blood red shirt over a dark t-shirt and jeans and a wicked smile that promised all manner of new troubles.Â
âSorry about the restraints but I canât exactly let a Man of Letters out of my sight now, can I?â Deanâs eyes flashed black as he spoke, beating the flat back of the razor against his palm.Â
Ketch glared at him. Thatâs the punishment for forgoing proper demon checks with his dalliances then.Â
âNow, Iâm a little short on time, and as much as Iâd like to drag this out a little more I canât afford it. So, hereâs the deal; you tell me what I want to know and I slit your throat. You waste my time and I make sure you never walk again and dump your ass in the middle of the desert for the buzzards to deal with. Capisce?Â
Ketch rolled his eyes and mumbled behind the tape.Â
Dean huffed in response. âYou know, all you gotta do is shake your head.âÂ
Ketch let out an indignant puff of air and nodded. Only then did Dean rip the tape off his mouth, taking a good portion of the skin on his lips with it.Â
âYou bastard,â Ketch muttered, sucking his bloodied bottom lip into his mouth.Â
âIâve been called worse,â Dean said, pressing his thumb to the edge of the blade. âNow,â he said, âI know you know where the American base for the Men of Letters is. Youâre going to tell me.âÂ
“Lebanon, Kansas,â Ketch said.Â
âOkay well if youâre…. wait, what?â Dean froze mid-gesture to stare down at Ketch. âJust like that?âÂ
âJust like that,â he said.
âYou got a death wish or something man? âCause I gotta say, youâre killinâ my murder high here.âÂ
âIf you kill me, Iâll just come back. Itâs an inconvenience, at best.âÂ
âYouâre not a witch.âÂ
âNo, but I happen to know a very powerful on. Have known a very powerful one since the 18th century.âÂ
Ketch smirks as Deanâs eyebrow raises. âWell then Iâll kill them, too.âÂ
âI doubt your King would be too pleased with that,â Ketch said.Â
Deanâs expression grew tight as his gaze skimmed up and down Ketchâs nearly naked body, spread out like a starfish on the bed.Â
âYou have your location. You can kill me now if you want, though Iâd ask you to hurry if youâre going to. I have a schedule to keep, too.âÂ
Dean shrugged, raising the razor to Ketchâs throat.Â
âOr,â Ketch said, âI can tell you the easiest ways to counteract the magic that makes the bunker impenetrable to demons. And where they keep their best artifacts.âÂ
Deanâs hand stills, and with one swift movement, he moves the razor away from Ketchâs throat and slashes through the rope that binds his right wrist to the headboard.Â
âThatâs what I thought,â Ketch said with a smirk.Â
đ« + anyone you want but if you need choices, im always partial to destiel, dcj or dean/benny (or dean/cas/benny)
There ainât language for the things Iâve seenÂ
And the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams
The truth is stranger than all my dreams
Holy darkness got a hold on me
– Lord Huron – Meet Me in the WoodsÂ
Thereâs a cabin in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. It used to belong to Rufus Turner, then Bobby, and now itâs Deanâs. Not officially, of course, but Dean seriously doubts anyone is going to challenge him on the property rights, not when the guy who owned it before Rufus turned into the chew toy for a pack of werewolves. For all intents and purposes, itâs Deanâs, and itâs served as his little safe haven for when things get too messy and he just needs some time to his damn self.Â
The first thing Dean does when he walks in is kick off his boots and drop his duffel. In years past, heâd have to sweep the house first, checking the demon traps and scaring off the raccoons that decided to make it a home when he wouldnât. Now, however, he gets to pretend that itâs something that it really isnât – that itâs a home.Â
âWish I knew you were headed in, chief,â Bennyâs voice rumbles out from the kitchen, âIâdâa made you a pie.âÂ
Dean snorts. âWe both know you wouldâve just bought one,â he calls back as he hooks his jacket behind the door.Â
âCan you blame me? You never tried that fancy lattice work. Pain in the ass pastry is what it is,â Benny says.Â
Dean sneaks into the kitchen on socked feet. He tries to be quiet, and Benny tries to pretend he doesnât know exactly where Dean is as he keeps his eyes on the stove, stirring away at the pot. Itâs almost like a game, a watered-down version of who they really are. At the end of the day, Deanâs still a hunter and Bennyâs still a vampire, no matter how theyâve skewed that relationship from what most of their respective kinds would consider acceptable.Â
Benny lets him wind this time, with Dean coming up behind and wrapping his arms around Bennyâs middle, burrowing his nose in the crook of his neck. Benny chuckles. âRough couple of months I take it?âÂ
Dean grunts, nuzzling closer. He smells like the forest and paprika and whatever other warm, earthy spices perfume the air around them. He smells like the closest thing to home Deanâs known in his whole adult life.Â
âI missed you,â Dean says, planting a kiss to Bennyâs shoulder.Â
He catches the soft look in Bennyâs eyes. Itâs one heâs seen so many times before. You donât actually have to leave, it says. You could stay forever, it says. Iâd spend the rest of your life waiting on your sorry ass and Iâd only mildly complain about it, it says. It kills Dean every time.Â
He buries his face in the thick flannel of Bennyâs shirt. One of these days heâs going to give in. If he lives that long. One of these days heâll give up on hunting down evil and spend the rest of his life complaining about the arthritis in his knees and the price of laundry soap with his un-dead pseudo-husband.Â
The friends he has left will understand. Everyone else will think heâs gone crazy. Hell, maybe he has. But after years of seeing the shit heâs seen, doing the shit heâs done; after years of that crap dancing behind his eyelids when he falls asleep, he deserves a little silver lining. Itâs nuts, but who the hell ever said Dean Winchester was the paragon of normal, rational choices?Â
Yeah, heâd break down and say to hell with it. One of these days.Â
send me đ«+the name of a character/ship
đ« your choice of ship!
Iâm a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually donât fall when I try to stand
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work
– Panic! At the Disco – Donât Threaten Me With a Good Time
He found Jimmy in the pool, asleep on a raft with one arm dangling in the water and the skirt of a salmon dress hiked up to mid-thigh.Â
âWhat the fuck, Jimmy?â Dean shouted.Â
Of course that got his attention and the idiot sat up too quickly, tumbling right into the water below. He popped back up a second later, sputtering and coughing, hair in his face.Â
âDean! Youâre home early,â he said with a smile.Â
It might be funny if it werenât so damn stupid. Dean had come home a little early from his business trip and hoped to surprise the twins, maybe with breakfast in bed. That was, until he walked in to the disaster that had replaced his living room. In addition to the thousands of empty cups and pizza boxes heâd expected to find there were several dozen empty liquor bottles, at least two people he didnât recognize passed out on the floor, and glitter damn near ground into the carpet. There was also something stuck to the walls but he really didnât want to think about what that could possibly be.Â
So heâd gone away for a week like a responsible adult and his boyfriends had acted like teenagers. Great.Â
âWhat the fuck?â Dean said again.Â
Jimmy sighed, pushing his dripping bangs out of his face. âDo you want an explanation or do you just want to be mad?âÂ
âIdeally, both,â Dean said, shaking his head.Â
Jimmy huffed, swimming to the lip of the pool before hauling himself out of the water. He looked terrible, with his dress sopping wet and make-up smudged and running down his cheeks. It would be rude to laugh, but since when was Dean all that polite?Â
âI made semi-finals,â Jimmy said, wringing out the hem of his skirt. âSo,â he flapped his hands at the mess of discarded cans and over-turned lawn furniture in the backyard, âwe mightâve gotten a little excited.âÂ
âWait, really? So youâre going to Vegas next right?â Dean asked.Â
Jimmy smirked, shrugging his shoulders.Dean pulled him into his arms, not caring that getting and arm-full of sopping wet drag queen was definitely probably bad for the suit he wore.Â
âYouâre not mad?â Jimmy asked when Dean finally put him down.Â
âAbout the house? Kinda, yeah. But Iâm really proud of you. I just wish I couldâve been there to see it.âÂ
âCas recorded it, apparently,â Jimmy said.Â
âWhere is he anyway?â Dean asked, peering past Jimmy as if he expected the other twin to pop up behind him.Â
A grunt sounded from the rose bush near the door, and Dean turned to find Cas pulling himself out from behind it.Â
âYou two are a disaster,â Dean said.Â
Cas grunted in what was probably assent.Â
send me đ«+the name of a character/ship.
One more joke before I leave your poor inbox alone. What’s brown and sticky? (no it’s not a poop joke even though this would totally fit with the whole theme here)
*snort* Are you sure itâs not a poop joke? lol.Â
Whatâs brown and sticky?Â
For your ship asks: #1, 10, & 23 please!
1. Whatâs your favorite non-canon ship?Â
Thatâs a tough one b/c most of my ships arenât canon. For spn itâs probably Destiel, still. You probably wouldnât be able to tell based off what Iâve written recently but itâs still one of my favorites.Â
10. Is there a ship that makes your skin crawl?Â
Nope. Honestly I donât think there are any ships that I have that much of a reaction to.Â
23. Have you ever started shipping a ship because of the fans?Â
Friends of mine are really good about getting me to ship things I hadnât considered before (b/c to me shipping is all about exploring character dynamics) so kind of, I suppose.Â
Thanks!Â
Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate pudding?
Dear god, Iâm actually considering this.
Okay, but like, what about the texture and smell? B/c if the pudding looks and smells like pudding and has a pudding consistency itâs going to be the pudding. If however, thereâs a small cup of pudding and a small cup of shit and they both look and smell the exact same with the same consistency… I dunno.Â
I dunno. Iâm tempted to just go with the pudding anyway for visceral reasons.Â
Well played friend. Well played.Â
I don’t know if you like stupid jokes, but I do, so you must suffer because you asked for asks. Mwahahaa! Okay here goes. What do you call birds that stick together?
Stupid jokes are the best!Â
I donât know, what do you call birds that stick together?Â
I was so confused when I typed in the URL for your ask box and it said there was nothing there. I spelled it asjk. I rock. Anyway, HIIIII!!
lol! Man, Iâve done that, too. Iâve also spelled my own url wrong repeatedly and gotten irritated when tumblr kept telling me there was nothing there.Â
also, Hi!!!

3, 4, 23!
3. What is the rarest pair (that you personally ship)?Â
Sam/Jimmy probably? Or maybe Jody/Jimmy? I think those two are probably the rarest ships I have. I donât think I could name 5 people who like those two.Â
4. Name a popular ship that you donât get the appeal of.Â
Hmmmm. Honestly I donât think I can. I donât tink thereâs a single ship I can think of that makes me go âwhy?â b/c if it makes me go âwhy?â I try to figure it out. I suppose I can see the appeal of pretty much any ship, even if Iâm not personally into it.Â
I guess if I had to pick something, Iâd say any ship with Lucifer in it (even though those arenât really *popular* ships). He just doesnât appeal to me as a character and when Iâm shipping I either have to like both characters or hate them and want them as miserable as possible. Obviously I donât have issues with anyone who does like Lucifer ships, but I just donât really *get* it, if that makes sense? Intellectually I understand the whole âsympathy for the Devilâ thing and the âmisunderstood outcastâ thing from stuff like Milton, but Iâm just not that into it.Â
23. Have you ever started shipping something because of the fans?Â
Iâve had friends whoâve suggested that I should ship something or started giving me headcanons and ideas and got me into certain ships, so maybe? The quickest way to make me ship things is honestly to be my friend and share your excitement over a thing.Â
 Honestly, Iâm probably more likely to ship things b/c people hate them. It makes me curious and irritated so I wind up spite shipping until it becomes a legit ship.
Thanks!Â