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Can I cheat and ask for another one? Winjimstiel!

I don’t know for certain, but I know it’s probably true that…

  • Cas and Jimmy have been together since college. It took Dean and Sam longer. 
  • Sam was smitten with Cas first. At least, he thinks it was Cas. Jimmy’s good at throwing his voice. 
  • Cas and Jimmy like to pretend that they can’t tell Sam and Dean apart. Dean thought it was hilarious at first but then both Cas and Jimmy took to calling him the wrong name during sex and he was less amused. 
  • Everyone thought Jimmy was the diva but then one time Dean’s souffle fell on their anniversary and it was a nightmare. 
  • Speaking of which, Dean’s the only one allowed to cook. Sam may make salads and Jimmy can do sandwiches, but Cas is not allowed under any circumstances to be within five feet of the stove. Ever. 
  • I’m not saying there’s a sex dungeon in the basement but there’s a sex dungeon in the basement. 
  • Cas adamantly refuses to take sides in arguments. Whether or not he’s a part of them initially, Jimmy will always find himself in the middle of one. 
  • To no one’s surprise, Sam is the kinkiest of the bunch. 
  • Sundays are boozey brunch days. 
  • The bed situation was a challenge. In the end they gave up and jerry-rigged an arrangement out of a cushion that was probably supposed to be a couch they bought off amazon and more pillows than is probably necessary. The good news is there’s plenty of sleeping room, the bad news is that there’s not much room in the bedroom for much else. 
  • Cas was the first one to suggest they all live together. 
  • They all have tattoos to symbolize their commitment to each other. Sam and Dean already had ones on their chests and they just added to the design when Cas and Jimmy became a permanent part of their lives. 

I don’t know it for certain, but I know it’s probably true 

Space travel

I don’t know it for certain, but I know it’s probably true that…

  • Wealthy folks will do it for fun someday. It’ll be the “backpacking across Europe” 
  • We’ll probably be able to get out of our own solar system but I don’t think we’ll ever make it out of our own galaxy. 
  • It sucks a lot more than anyone is willing to tell anyone else. But it’s space travel, so there’s nothing you could say to some folks to keep them from wanting to do it. 
  • Space burials will be a thing. There will be discussion of whether or not space burials are a good thing or not. There will be religious discussions about whether or not a person buried in space can be resurrected on Judgement Day. 
  • Someday a coffin from one of those space burials is going to come crashing to earth and everyone will lose their shit for a week. 
  • The Moon will be colonized. The Moon Colony will be free from national affiliation. The Moon Colony will have a seat at the UN. Someday, future humans will hear this phrase “Delegates from the Moon declared in the UN today…” 
  • Mars will also be colonized. The people who live on Mars will get sick of being called Martians and having jokes about “no intelligent life on Mars” lobbed at them. 
  • We will find life somewhere on another planet. It will be small and it will cause thousands of people to have an existential crisis. There will be rumors that it’s a hoax or a conspiracy. 
  • Someday we’ll realize to our horror that we’re the resource stealing aliens that we’ve made so many movies about. 
  • We’re going to name our space ships the most nerdy things imaginable. There will be space cruise liners called The Kirk, The Spock, and The Janeway. 
  • Despite all the drawbacks, it’s going to an amazing triumph of human curiosity. 

I don’t know it for certain, but I know it’s probably true

Reylo

I don’t know for certain, but I know it’s probably true that…

  • When little Ben Solo was a child he had an “imaginary friend”. He told his mother that this friend had eyes like embers and radiated sunshine. She only visited him when he was asleep. As he got older he convinced himself that it was just the imaginings of a child’s mind. 
  • When Rey was a child she’d hear a voice calling to her in the night. It was always the same, a scared little boy calling her name. It frightened her and she chalked it up to the winds of the desert. 
  • Kylo is absolutely in awe of Rey and all that she is. She is light, but she is not entirely kind. She’s not just sunshine, she’s an inferno and if she burns him alive then so be it. 
  • Sparring is always dangerous. Not because they never half-ass anything and use actual lightsabers, oh no. It’s dangerous because after a half-hour of working up a sweat and chasing each other around someone is gonna get pinned to the nearest flat surface and devoured. 
  • Rey initiates their first kiss. 
  • The first time they have sex it’s a mess. It’s not “good” because they’re both scared out of their minds. Neither has been with another person before and they’d both heard all the horror stories. There’s a lot of crying and kissing and shushing and hushed declarations of love. 
  • The Force Bond they share has led to a lot of very awkward situations but it’s also led to some very… interesting applications of The Force. (None of which the old Jedi would approve of at all.) 
  • His pet name for her is “sweetheart”. Rey isn’t the pet name type, really, unless “quit hogging the bed you overgrown doof” counts. 
  • The first big fight they got into (that was actually a fight like couples have and not war related) resulted in the leveling of a Sith temple, hoarse voices all around, and Ben’s three-night exile to the Falcon. 
  • It took a lot of time for Ben to not be a little grossed out by the way Rey inhales food. He kept having to remind himself where she grew up and that she’d gotten used to eating before anyone could take it from her but it was one of the few things he absolutely did not find endearing about her.
  • Rey actually feels pretty bad about the scar she left on his face. He’s endless amused by this fact and will of course tell anyone who asks. He keeps trying to tell her she should use it to her advantage as it cements her places as the most feared force user in the galaxy, but she still feels bad about it. 
  • They get married on Naboo, because of course they do. 

I don’t know it for certain, but I know it’s probably true

For your ask game – something sastiel related?

I don’t know for certain, but I know it’s probably true that…

  • When Cas is inebriated (whether through drink or cold medicine or magic) he asks to braid Sam’s hair. 
  • Couples yoga is a thing.
  • Neither of them are very good at not leaving their socks everywhere. Sure, pants and shirts go in the hamper but socks? Nope. Socks wind up under the bed, in the couch cushions, basically everywhere. 
  • Very limber and kinky sex happens a lot. 
  • They’re switches. 
  • Sam has nightmares a lot. Cas offers to soothe them away but Sam is insistent that he deal with them when he wakes up. He wants to practice a few coping exercises he’s picked up over the years so Cas helps him through them.
  • When they both have trouble sleeping, Sam takes them to a little coffee shop a few towns over. It’s more of a truck stop than an actual coffee shop but their hot cocoa is to die for and it’s one of Sam’s favorite indulgences. 
  • When they’re fighting they don’t speak to each other. They can spend days avoiding each other and simmering. It’s tense for everyone. 
  • When they make up they’re all smiles and easy affection. It’s a little sappy. 
  • They’re currently in the process of writing the correct version of their own lives. They’re not sure if anyone is ever going to read it, but they want the truth to be written down somewhere. It’s both a fun and painful process for both of them, but facing the good and the bad is good. 
  • Sam once thought it would be a good idea to take Cas to play a game of paint ball. It was not a good idea. 
  • No, seriously, Sam still has a welt on his ass. 
  • Cas apologized for that welt very, very thoroughly. 
  • The first time Sam saw a physical manifestation of Cas’s wings he didn’t know what to do with himself. He was excited and curious and scared and horny and a whole bunch of other things. Cas was concerned he’d broken him. 

I don’t know it for certain, but I know it’s probably true

🔥 okay, gimme an unpopular ship opinion :D

Oh, so now I have to decide to piss of, eh? lol. (I’m joking.) Alrighty. *cracks knuckles* 

I can’t really think of a controversial opinion I haven’t already expressed tbh. I guess I’ll just say that one thing that pisses me off more than anything else is when shipping is used as some kind of “test” or marker for determining how good of a person someone is. Like, I just want two (or more) fictional characters to kiss. I want to explore dynamics. It’s a silly hobby that doesn’t really mean that much in the grand scheme of the universe. 

And, to be honest, screaming at me about how I need to support or ship one thing over the other is a pretty good way of making me not only not do that, but start to hate the ship someone else is pushing. I get the desire to see certain things but like, if I’m not interested in the dynamic I’m not interested in the dynamic. 

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Internet clickbait and listy articles have done nothing for actually helping people understand film criticism and literary analysis. “Top 10 Heroes Who are Actually Awful People” and “How Your Favorite Cartoon was Secretly About Death” are fun and all, but I feel like there’s a line between legitimate discussion of the contents of a film or comic or whatever and half-cocked garbage. And I hate it when the half-cocked garbage wins out as a popular theory. (*glares at all the crap said about Beauty and the Beast*) 

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