Home or Something like it!

reallyelegantsharkfish:

robotsnchicks:

rosemoonweaver:

Home or Something Like It is my Deanjimstiel A/B/O wip currently on Ao3! It will be updated (possibly even with the last three chapters all at once) soon. (I am just super not used to writing so much smut in one fic and it’s rough.)

It’s a porn-is-the-plot fic in which Dean, an omega, moves into suite-style dorms at college and meets twins Jimmy, a strangely territorial omega, and Castiel, an oddly passive alpha. The PoV alternates between the three and their varying levels of awareness about what’s going on and why they’re so interested in each other. And yes, they boink like bunnies.

wip meme

Oooh that sounds fun, but I totally get what you mean about getting stuck on a lot of smut in one fic.

And this sounds like something right up @reallyelegantsharkfish ‘s alley! Thanks for sharing!

*perks up*

@rosemoonweaver can you confirm no mpreg in this? 😀

No mpreg but it is discussed in terms of how impossible it would be for Cas and Jimmy to have a child and later mentioned in reference to birth control. No one actually gets pregnant but it is mentioned twice I think.

reallyelegantsharkfish:

i pay zero (0) attention to what is happening in actual life but i randomly heard that shape of water won an oscar so i would just like to reiterate that night at the fish zoo by @rosemoonweaver was basically the same thing, but with dcj, and also better, despite the lack of erotic egg eating

Hahahahaha! Oh wow. Should I make a speech?

I’d like to thank the academy, which is just @reallyelegantsharkfish but that’s still good because it’s probably easier for one person to make Oscar picks than it is for over 100 people to do the same. I’d also like to apologize to my mother and my writing mentor because holy shit if they knew I was writing weird tentacle smut on the Internet they’d be disappointed I was doing it for free. And lastly I’d like to thank Guillermo del Toro for making so many people realize they want to fuck monsters. Thank you, Guillermo, because I’m not the weird one anymore.

Night at the Fish Zoo – rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

reallyelegantsharkfish:

rosemoonweaver:

reallyelegantsharkfish:

rosemoonweaver:

reallyelegantsharkfish:

reallyelegantsharkfish:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Castiel/Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Jimmy Novak, Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester
Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jimmy Novak
Additional Tags: Tentacles, Dubious Consentacles, Octopus Dean Winchester, Anal Sex, Self-Lubrication, Tentacle Sex, Sex with Sentient Animals, Castiel and Jimmy Novak Are Twins, Twincest, Sibling Incest, Threesome – M/M/M, Hand Jobs, Aquariums, GalacticCap Condoms, Bottom Jimmy Novak, Bottom Castiel, Bullshit Biology
Summary:

Jimmy and Castiel Novak have a pretty easy job. As night guards at the aquarium, all they really have to do is make sure no one gets in and screws with the fish. Which, ya know, no one ever does.

But maybe what they should be worried about is that none of the fish wind up screwing with them.

i can’t believe none of you assholes told me about this??? some of my favorite things:

a) octos
b) dcj [jimmy]
c) hilarious jokes [also from jimmy]
d) flippin’ the script with dean as creature

there’s a hentai joke… there’s an mpreg joke… dean is adorable… self-lubricating tentacles, VERY convenient, and i’m willing to go with it…

a note about consent: dean is a half-octo in an aquarium. he doesn’t speak english but he does understand it, is sentient, and initiates contact with c&j.

let me reiterate: why didn’t anyone tell me about this???? i’m disgruntled.

by @rosemoonweaver

WAIT I JUST READ “THE SHAPE OF WATER” (+TWINCEST)

now that i realize that, i would put it slightly below the fishfucker movie, ONLY because there was no space race talk in this

add in a joke from jimmy about the soviets and this will far surpass guillermo del torro’s 2017 masterpiece “the shape of water” starring sally hawkins and that fishdude

I have no idea if this crack piece even deserves to be compared to The Shape of Water but you know what. I’m totally gonna take it! Thank you!

I’m so glad this weird little fic is giving so many people such joy. And that my stupid mpreg and hentai jokes make people laugh lol.

Thanks for reading it and I’m glad you enjoyed it!

look i know del toro took that thing really seriously, but that just makes me want the kind of drugs that del toro is on

you also missed the erotic egg eating part of the shape of water plot, which is too bad because that was way sexier than c&j, but i’m forgiving it

no seriously i loved this fic!! and it’s too bad i ignore everything @robotsnchicks says to me or i would’ve read it earlier xD

lol. In my defense, this was written a few weeks before The Shape of Water came out and I’m not psychic so I had no idea I would want to include and erotic egg eating scene.

look do you want some concrit? go back and edit

bc i have never see such a sexually charged encounter in my life

you can’t POSSIBLY disagree

his face goes >:) !!!!! and he gets all spiny backed about it!!! LET DEAN LICK EGGS

Ha! See, if I wrote Dean licking eggs Jimmy would absolutely ruin it. Whatever sexual tension created between Dean and that egg (while Cas looks on as a voyeur) would be shot straight to hell when Jimmy blurts out how weird it is and then earns scowls from everyone else in the room. lol

Night at the Fish Zoo – rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

reallyelegantsharkfish:

rosemoonweaver:

reallyelegantsharkfish:

reallyelegantsharkfish:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Castiel/Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Jimmy Novak, Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester
Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jimmy Novak
Additional Tags: Tentacles, Dubious Consentacles, Octopus Dean Winchester, Anal Sex, Self-Lubrication, Tentacle Sex, Sex with Sentient Animals, Castiel and Jimmy Novak Are Twins, Twincest, Sibling Incest, Threesome – M/M/M, Hand Jobs, Aquariums, GalacticCap Condoms, Bottom Jimmy Novak, Bottom Castiel, Bullshit Biology
Summary:

Jimmy and Castiel Novak have a pretty easy job. As night guards at the aquarium, all they really have to do is make sure no one gets in and screws with the fish. Which, ya know, no one ever does.

But maybe what they should be worried about is that none of the fish wind up screwing with them.

i can’t believe none of you assholes told me about this??? some of my favorite things:

a) octos
b) dcj [jimmy]
c) hilarious jokes [also from jimmy]
d) flippin’ the script with dean as creature

there’s a hentai joke… there’s an mpreg joke… dean is adorable… self-lubricating tentacles, VERY convenient, and i’m willing to go with it…

a note about consent: dean is a half-octo in an aquarium. he doesn’t speak english but he does understand it, is sentient, and initiates contact with c&j.

let me reiterate: why didn’t anyone tell me about this???? i’m disgruntled.

by @rosemoonweaver

WAIT I JUST READ “THE SHAPE OF WATER” (+TWINCEST)

now that i realize that, i would put it slightly below the fishfucker movie, ONLY because there was no space race talk in this

add in a joke from jimmy about the soviets and this will far surpass guillermo del torro’s 2017 masterpiece “the shape of water” starring sally hawkins and that fishdude

I have no idea if this crack piece even deserves to be compared to The Shape of Water but you know what. I’m totally gonna take it! Thank you!

I’m so glad this weird little fic is giving so many people such joy. And that my stupid mpreg and hentai jokes make people laugh lol.

Thanks for reading it and I’m glad you enjoyed it!

look i know del toro took that thing really seriously, but that just makes me want the kind of drugs that del toro is on

you also missed the erotic egg eating part of the shape of water plot, which is too bad because that was way sexier than c&j, but i’m forgiving it

no seriously i loved this fic!! and it’s too bad i ignore everything @robotsnchicks says to me or i would’ve read it earlier xD

lol. In my defense, this was written a few weeks before The Shape of Water came out and I’m not psychic so I had no idea I would want to include and erotic egg eating scene.

Night at the Fish Zoo – rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

reallyelegantsharkfish:

reallyelegantsharkfish:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Castiel/Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Jimmy Novak, Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester
Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jimmy Novak
Additional Tags: Tentacles, Dubious Consentacles, Octopus Dean Winchester, Anal Sex, Self-Lubrication, Tentacle Sex, Sex with Sentient Animals, Castiel and Jimmy Novak Are Twins, Twincest, Sibling Incest, Threesome – M/M/M, Hand Jobs, Aquariums, GalacticCap Condoms, Bottom Jimmy Novak, Bottom Castiel, Bullshit Biology
Summary:

Jimmy and Castiel Novak have a pretty easy job. As night guards at the aquarium, all they really have to do is make sure no one gets in and screws with the fish. Which, ya know, no one ever does.

But maybe what they should be worried about is that none of the fish wind up screwing with them.

i can’t believe none of you assholes told me about this??? some of my favorite things:

a) octos
b) dcj [jimmy]
c) hilarious jokes [also from jimmy]
d) flippin’ the script with dean as creature

there’s a hentai joke… there’s an mpreg joke… dean is adorable… self-lubricating tentacles, VERY convenient, and i’m willing to go with it…

a note about consent: dean is a half-octo in an aquarium. he doesn’t speak english but he does understand it, is sentient, and initiates contact with c&j.

let me reiterate: why didn’t anyone tell me about this???? i’m disgruntled.

by @rosemoonweaver

WAIT I JUST READ “THE SHAPE OF WATER” (+TWINCEST)

now that i realize that, i would put it slightly below the fishfucker movie, ONLY because there was no space race talk in this

add in a joke from jimmy about the soviets and this will far surpass guillermo del torro’s 2017 masterpiece “the shape of water” starring sally hawkins and that fishdude

I have no idea if this crack piece even deserves to be compared to The Shape of Water but you know what. I’m totally gonna take it! Thank you!

I’m so glad this weird little fic is giving so many people such joy. And that my stupid mpreg and hentai jokes make people laugh lol.

Thanks for reading it and I’m glad you enjoyed it!

Night at the Fish Zoo – rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]