You know after watching everyone and every damn thing I love die over and over, you think this shit would sting a little less, but it never fucking does. Hell, it feels a little worse each time I see you die. Because you kept coming back, like those trick candles you blow out and they keep re-igniting… but even those eventually run out and all you’re left with is a vague disappointment and wax all over a perfectly good cake. Pain in the ass you were, you were my best friend. I haven’t really got much going for me in my life; it’s mostly just been me and Sammy against the world. You made it a little less lonely, a little more bearable. Now, look at me, writing a letter that you’ll never respond to like some kind of sentimental sap, dumbass is more like it. Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks… for everything. I don’t know if they got a special spot for dead angels, being soulless and all… but I hope they do. Hell, maybe I’ll even see you again. If they got Zeppelin in angel-heaven, I could introduce you to some more proper music and none of that Britney Spears bullshit you used to blast out in that trash pimp car.
Rating: Explicit Word Count: 2,803 Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester Summary: Now that Dean and Cas are more friendly, Dean decides to ask Cas to hang out and catch a show at the planetarium. Cas has other ideas, but Dean’s not going to let him win their weird little sex game just yet. Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Friends With Benefits, Fuckbuddies, Friends to Lovers, Semi-Public Sex, Public Sex, Blow Jobs, Public Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Public Hand Jobs, Dirty Talk, Punk Castiel, Bad Boy Dean Winchester, Alternate Universe – College/University
Title: Jimmy, Jemma, and Cas AO3 Link Pairing: Castiel/Dean/Jimmy Square Filled: Gender Fluid Character Tags: Drag Queen!Jimmy, Gender Fluid!Cas, Drag Shows, Mentioned Homophobia, Mentioned Exorsexism, Characters referring to themselves as queer, Shy Sam, Sassy Jimmy Summary: Dean decides it’s time for Sam to meet his partners. And, what better way to do that than to take Sam to one of his boyfriend Jimmy’s drag shows?
Dean steered Sam club by his shoulders, pushing him into the crowd and towards the table in the front of the theater that had been reserved specially for the two of them. It was one of only a handful of clubs that Dean actually enjoyed going to, and that was more to do with the fact that it wasn’t even really a nightclub. It was more of a comedy club/community theater house/drag show venue than anything else.
Sam scoffed in front of him. “You know I can walk by myself, right?” He asked, dragging his feet a little.
“Yeah, but you’re a much better battering ram than I am so, make like Moses and part this sea of people for me, yeah?”
Dean could practically hear Sam’s eye roll. “You could just say excuse me.”
“Or I could use you to make them move.”
Dean continued to steer them forward until they ran into the table they were supposed to sit at. It was Dean’s usual table, one that had been his since he’d started going to drag shows and long before he and Jimmy ever started dating. As usual, there was a small vase holding two red roses sitting in the center of the table. Sam smirked at him.
“Aren’t you supposed to bring him flowers?” Sam asked, taking his seat.
Dean rolled his eyes. “Please. I’ve gotten roses here since before we started dating. And, I told you, in here, you refer to Jimmy as Jemma and it’s she, by the way.”
Well… my laptop crashed and now it’s half midnight so lets do this!! *Honestly I don’t know what this is and it’s 1AM and I’m sorry this is late. *.* Oh and Jo’s archery skills are legit mine.
Jo was sat, on a broken, plastic bench, watching Charlie arch. Grudgingly she’d been dragged along to one of Charlie’s archery lessons. And of course the lessons were outside and of course it had to be pouring down with rain as well. Jo shivered in the cold. “Come on, Jo! It’s your turn now!” Charlie called out. Jo stood up and walked up to the line, as she passed Charlie, she planted a kiss on Jo’s cheek. Jo smiled slightly and went to pick up the bow and arrow. She glanced at the target Charlie had been using, all three arrows were planted next to the bullseye. She picked up the bow and tried to slip one of the arrows onto the string. “No, that’s not what you do!” Said the instructor who had been sitting watching the girls. He had praised Charlie every time, though Jo was not as lucky. Jo moved the arrow to the side a bit, as she was prompted by the instructor. She pulled back the bowstring and let the arrow fly. It stuck itself into some mud roughly ten feet away. It was nowhere near the target. Jo picked up another arrow and slid it onto the bow string as the instructor had said. This time the arrow flew through the air in completely the wrong direction. She picked up her final arrow and it finally hit the target, though it was only on the first ring, Charlie yelled out, “WOOO! Go Jo!” Jo blushed and looked down at the mud on her boots and the instructor rolled his eyes. She walked back to the broken bench and Charlie hugged her. “Thanks for coming, I know you don’t want to be here.” Charlie whispered into Jo’s ear. “No, it’s fine.” Jo squeezed Charlie’s hand then sat back down. Jo watched as Charlie hit the bullseye three more times, the instructor constantly beaming at her. After those three arrows they had to leave as there was another lesson twenty minutes later. They walked back to the car holding hands. Jo’s hands were numb from the cold. She slid into the passenger seat, turning on air conditioner and still holding Charlie’s hand.
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Dean is the new cop on the block and has only been at his new job for three weeks. Already he’s made three epic screw-ups and has drawn the attention of his boss. Deputy Lafitte, who Dean has been dating for a while now outside of work, calls him into the office and reprimands him, then asks him to make a very interesting choice…
Explicit. 9.5k words. (Complete)
[Sub!Dean, Dom!Benny, BDSM, rope bondage, spanking, leather, sub drop]
Dean’s crushing hardcore on his friend, Cas. He doesn’t know him all that well since they only met at the start of the semester a few weeks earlier, but seeing Cas in classes four days a week was bound to affect him. He’s smart, goofy and charismatic, but somehow also serious and socially clueless; he’s athletic with the body to prove it; and he’s fucking gorgeous with the bluest eyes Dean has ever seen. In other words, he’s a total catch and way too good for Dean.
Dean is resolved to suffer his crush in silence until it goes away. Only it doesn’t, of course, because when is Dean Winchester’s life ever easy or simple? That’s when he finds out the person he thought was Cas is actually two people—identical twins. When the twins realize Dean’s blunder, they decide to have a little fun. They refuse to reveal the other twin’s name until Dean earns the right to know it. Which means Dean’s stuck doing their bidding until they decide to have mercy on him.
Explicit. 25.5k words. (Complete)
[Mildly Dubious Consent, Twincest, Blow Jobs, Dean in Panties, College AU]
There’s a strange, masked swordsman acting as a vigilante in Richmond. The man fights the prevalent corruption in local mining towns and is suspected of helping men escape their indentured servitude for new lives. In all honesty, Dean admires the man’s efforts, but he’s been tasked with investigating the claims and bringing the masked man to justice.
Mature. 9k words. (Complete)
[twincest, historical!au, zorro!au, blowjobs, minor michael/anna]
Dean Winchester is the owner of his own car restoration store slash garage, aptly named “Winchester Cars”. His brother, Sam, and best friends have all moved away from the medium-sized city he lives in, and Dean is lonely. He’s not coping very well – J.N., a porn actor slash lingerie model, is profiting a lot from his lonely nights – and the only person keeping him happy is Charlie, his best friend. Their Skype conversations don’t always help, though. One night, after being pressured by Charlie to finally go out, Dean strikes out again. He decides to just give up and wanders around the city until he finds a bar he likes, and enters. He decides to go in and hope for the best – maybe he’ll find someone there…
Explicit. 28.5k words. (Complete)
[cas and jimmy don’t know if they are related, confused identities, jimmys a porn star]
Jimmy Novak had nearly everything he’d ever wanted; a decent job, a beautiful daughter, and a boyfriend he adored. But his father’s sudden death threatens to destroy the things he holds most dear when he’s forced to come face-to-face with his past and the one person he never wanted to have to face again: his brother.
Castiel Novak had been managing life just fine. It hadn’t been going the way he’d expected, but still, things were fine. That was of course until his father died and he was back in the same room as his twin brother, Jimmy, and all that managing was a little harder to do. Between his brother, his memories, and his brother’s gorgeous new boyfriend, Castiel was fairly certain it’s only a matter of time before something snaps.
Dean Winchester thought he’d had things relatively figured out. He was in love and more than ready to take the next step with his boyfriend, until he found out about that twin brother his boyfriend had never mentioned. There’s some kind of damage between the two of them, shaking Jimmy up and messing with his head. Dean is determined to find out what and hopefully fix it. Now all he has to do is figure it out and not fall for the wrong twin in the process.
Explicit. 61.7k words. (Complete)
[Past Child Abuse, Infidelity, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Lovers to Enemies, Enemies to Lovers]
Dean is Cas’s submissive and he wouldn’t have it any other way. He’s never been conventional by any stretch of the word, so why follow along with the way Alphas are expected to behave? Their dynamic works for them. Screw anyone who says an Omega should never dominate an Alpha. When a homeless Alpha enters Dean’s Artisan Bakery it bothers him more than he cares to admit. Cas insists Dean wouldn’t hurt anyone unless he didn’t have a choice. Alphas don’t usually mate because it tends to lead to injury or death. So, the attraction he’s feeling doesn’t matter. Self-preservation does and despite Cas believing it wouldn’t end badly Dean doesn’t wanna take the chance. Some lines aren’t meant to be crossed. Unfortunately, that’s easier said than done, especially since Cas has decided he’s gonna fuck Sam.
Explicit. 5k words. (WIP)
[Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, bottom!Dean, switch!Cas, switch!Sam, voyeurism, porn with feelings]
Warnings: under-negotiated kink in chapter 3 (but fully consensual)
People are disappearing into a forest outside a small town in northern Michigan, and they aren’t coming back out. When Sam and Dean question the locals, they’re told all kinds of tales about the different fae folk who live in the woods, and nearly all of them could be responsible. In the end, they have no choice but to go into the forest themselves.
The trees speak. Pixies giggle at them from sunbeams and mutated fae attack without warning, and the forest won’t let them leave. The only safe place is the home of a pair of witch twins who save them from a kelpie, but even their protections might not be enough to keep the forest out.
While celebrating the Fourth of July, Cas finally gets some alone time with Meg. He can’t help but confront his feelings for her, no matter their differences.
Teen and Up. 1k words. (Complete)
[fluff, firework show, pining, a dirty joke, kissing]
Meg’s bargained her way out of a life of crime and into WitSec, but with the caveat that she has to deal with a fed living with her to make sure she doesn’t run before she testifies. Cas is strange, but maybe he’s growing on her.
Teen and Up. 4.6k words. (Complete)
[Fake/Pretend Relationship, Falling in Love, Witness Protection]
Dean lives an orderly life. As a single omega close to forty, he knows exactly who he will end up being: the respectable spinster, the adoring uncle. He got over any small regrets years ago. To say he expects no change would be an understatement.
And yet it arrives in the most unexpected of ways – the arrival of a confirmed bachelor in the neighbourhood.
Ever since coming back human from Purgatory, Castiel has been in a depressive fugue. Sam takes it upon himself to cheer him up, but his plans get somewhat sidetracked when he, Dean, and Castiel are sent on a hunt for Bigfoot.
Castiel is a WW2 Paratrooper from the 1st Canadian Parachute Battalion. His mission is to drop in to help the Allied forces re-gain the Ardennes. When He and Dean are ordered to assist a sniper take a strategic position, Tragedy strikes. When Cas wakes up in a hospital in Britain, He is in pain and has no idea what happened to his friend Dean.
Sam Harvelle-Winchester finally got his first job teaching at North Star Academy, one of the best private schools in the city. It’s a good job but the issue is Castiel Novak, the fifth-grade teacher down that hall he’s absolutely smitten with, but probably doesn’t have a chance with. After so many awful dating experiences, Sam just doesn’t have it in him to ask him out and even if he did, there’s always the chance that Sam’s sex would be an issue anyway.
Dean comes home early and finds Sam and Castiel in the shower. Together. He decides to ask his brother about it, while making it as painful for him as possible.
Mature. 2k words. (Complete)
[Sexual Humor, Euphemisms, Dean Finds Out, Secret Relationship]
“It wasn’t the first time a child had been abandoned in front of the fire station. It broke her heart every time, but she thought she’d never seen anything so cruel as the scene in front of her:
The blue-eyed toddler held a dead bird in his arms like a teddy bear, chubby cheeks stained with salt from crying.”
After a long shift at the fire station, Charlie finds abandoned little Cas.
Teen and Up. 1.5k words. (Complete)
[Toddler!Cas, Toddler!Dean, Firefighter Charlie, Darlie, Angel!Cas, Married Darlie]
Benny had a sly grin on his face as he took a duffle bag from Castiel and opened it up to reveal a set of chains and a belt. “You okay with this, Chief?” Benny asked in his southern drawl that always seemed to make Dean melt. “It’ll just be what we spoke a out last week,” Castiel added even though Dean remembered exactly what had been said in that conversation. “I’m good. Green for go.”
When the leviathans were deciding who goes play Sam and who goes play Dean, the monster who tried for Sam, but got the older brother instead, happened to find himself quite fascinated when he saw what kind of a man he’s meant to deal with. Going off on a solitary leviathan hunt, Dean didn’t know what’s going on… until he did. A life collision with Dean Winchester always seems to take an unexpected turn.
Mature. 2.4k words. (Complete)
[Dean Winchester/Leviathan, Dean Winchester/Dean Winchester, season 7]
Dean and Charlie are married. They couldn’t be happier, performing as Rose and Jack, and taking care of their daily lives. One day, Samuel Campbell, one of the big fish in the industry, offers to become their manager. However, he soon transforms from the manager to a friend and undeniable attraction between all of them seems to push them into a state that everyone could easily describe as more than friends.
Who the hell moves an entire castle from the Rhine to goddamn Missouri? Dean, Sam, Donna and Max don’t know, but a free vacation is a free vacation. Unless there’s German ghosts, possessions, and unfortunate hotel staff, which mean the week away from the hunting life is gonna have to wait.
Explicit. 8.3k words. (Complete)
[Dubious Consent; Case Fic; Haunting; Possession; side pair of Dean/Donna; Season 12]
Title: Maybe It’s Fairies Link Ship: Eileen Leahy/Jessica Moore/Sam Winchester Square Filled: Who Mows the Lawn Tags: Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Stubborn Eileen, Stubborn Sam, Established Relationship, Alternate Universe – No Supernatural Summary: Jess can’t mow the lawn since she’s recovering from a broken ankle, and Sam and Eileen are being pains in the ass about it.
One of the best things about sharing a household with two other people was that chores tended to be divided up based on what everyone was good at and hated the least. They were still chores though, so no one really wanted to do any of them, but at least Jess didn’t have to get on a ladder to dust the bookshelves when dusting was Sam’s job, and Eileen didn’t have to fold the laundry because Jess did that. It was a fair arrangement the three of them had. Until Jess broke her ankle.
It was a combination of an overexcited dog and a misstep of the curb that caused Jess to break and sprain her ankle. She was really just lucky that she and Eileen had been walking the dogs and hadn’t been alone. Laying on the sidewalk while waiting for Sam was bad enough, but at least she didn’t have to worry about Boomer and Max trying to climb all over her like it was play time. Three weeks in, the painkillers were mostly un-needed and Jess could hobble around on crutches so it wasn’t that big of a deal. What was a big deal, however, was that the lawn had remained un-mowed.
“Henry don’t- Please don’t lick the peaches.” Castiel pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed as Henry’s tongue came out and licked not one but three peaches out on display. Drool was everywhere and there was no way he could pretend his son hadn’t just done that. “Guess we’re buying peaches now,” he muttered under his breath, grabbing the now slightly wet fruits his five year old had slobbered over.
“What are we going to do with peaches?” Charlie asked. His seven year old was standing on the edge of the shopping cart, limbs sprawled out along the metal sides to keep herself from falling as Castiel weaved through the aisles.
“I have no idea,” he sighed. “Maybe we’ll bake a pie for Daddy. It’d be a nice present for him when he gets back from his trip.”
Not that Castiel was feeling particularly charitable towards his spouse at the moment. Dean was on his annual roadtrip with his brother, a Winchester bonding tradition that they’d done since Dean had first learned how to drive. It was sweet that the brothers kept it up all these years later… except this was the first year that Castiel had not two children to look after by himself, but three.
Junior hiccuped in his sleep and cuddled closer to Castiel. The five month old was dwarfed by the baby carrier strapped to Castiel’s chest and looked far too adorable. Freckles dotted his cheeks and long eyelashes made him look just like his missing father, and Castiel smiled despite himself.
Henry and Charlie were normally easy to manage, but with Junior attached to him, there was only so much he could do to chase after Henry as he darted back and forth to grab junk food.
“Can we get this?” he asked as he held up a bag of kettle corn. He threw it over his sister’s head before waiting for an answer.
“Can we get these?” he asked as he held up a jar of Nutella. That too joined the growing pile of groceries.
“Oh oh oh! We have to get these!” Henry held up a set of orange and black candles, each shaped like jack-o-lanterns.
“Where did you even find those?” Castiel asked. “It’s June.”
“I dunno. But they’re cool! Can I have them Papa, can I can I can I-?”
“Yes, just please stop.” Charlie giggled but helped Henry put the candles in the shopping cart. “At least find grab us some vegetables so I can pretend I was a responsible parent today? Charlie, go help your brother.”
They came back a few minutes later with an eggplant, three carrots, and a bag of onions.
“… We’re apparently eating junk food and a vegetable stir fry for dinner,” Castiel grumbled as the kids proudly put their spoilers in the cart. He was exhausted and not willing to fight them on their less than stellar shopping selections. They had food, so he was calling it a win.
“As soon as your father gets back, I’m disappearing for a weekend and treating myself to a spa day.”
While experimenting with magic when he was a kid, Sam accidentally cursed Dean. Now, Dean is forced to wear a spelled amulet constantly, or he’ll turn into a random animal. For a little over a decade, he’s learned to live with the curse, and has even found it useful in some cases, but he sure would be happier without it.
When he meets a witch named Castiel, he’s offered a deal. Instead of assuming all witches are bad, Dean can spend a season getting to know him. If at the end of the season, Dean still thinks he’s evil Castiel will send him away with his memory wiped of the whole experience. But if he learns that Castiel is not the monster Dean assumes he is, he’ll lift Dean’s curse.
It’s an offer Dean can’t bring himself to pass up.
Major Tags: underage sex mentioned but not shown, Alternate Universe – No Supernatural, Multiple POVs, Angst, Lovers to Enemies, Enemies to Lovers, Homophobia, Bisexual Erasure, Biphobia,Chuck is a Dick, (and a bad dad), Childhood Trauma, Childhood Abuse, Minor Character Death, Past Character Death, First Meetings, Slow Burn, Love Triangle, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Cas and Jimmy are Twins, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Self-Destructive Thoughts, Self-Esteem Issues, Anxiety Disorders, Panic Attacks, Break-ups, Pining, Mutual Unrequited Pining, Love Confessions, Drunken Mistakes, Alcohol, Polyamory Negotiations, Explicit Sexual Content, Switch Dean, Switch Jimmy, Switch Cas, Threesome – M/M/M, Incest, Twincest, Sibling Incest,
Jimmy Novak had nearly everything he’d ever wanted; a decent job, a beautiful daughter, and a boyfriend he adored. But his father’s sudden death threatens to destroy the things he holds most dear when he’s forced to come face-to-face with his past and the one person he never wanted to have to face again: his brother.
Castiel Novak had been managing life just fine. It hadn’t been going the way he’d expected, but still, things were fine. That was of course until his father died and he was back in the same room as his twin brother, Jimmy, and all that managing was a little harder to do. Between his brother, his memories, and his brother’s gorgeous new boyfriend, Castiel was fairly certain it’s only a matter of time before something snaps.
Dean Winchester thought he’d had things relatively figured out. He was in love and more than ready to take the next step with his boyfriend, until he found out about that twin brother his boyfriend had never mentioned. There’s some kind of damage between the two of them, shaking Jimmy up and messing with his head. Dean is determined to find out what and hopefully fix it. Now all he has to do is figure it out and not fall for Cas or lose Jimmy in the process.
Teaser:
“No, seriously,” Dean said, “this woman straight up watches me plant one on him and then proceeds to laugh about how she wishes more men were as open with their affection for their friends as we were.”
Castiel snorted.
“I suggested that we – ow!” Dean jumped, glaring at Jimmy across the table.
“Little ears,” Jimmy said, tipping his head towards Claire, who was pushing her rice into a single pile.
“Oh, right.”
Claire giggled, squirming in her seat. She seemed content to just sit there and play with her rice, popping a piece of chicken into her mouth every once in a while.
“So, you got a boyfriend, Cas?” Dean asked.
“No.”
“Don’t get out much?” Dean asked.
Castiel shrugged. “More than I used to, I suppose. I just haven’t had an interest in long-term dating, not since college.” That was probably the wrong thing to say, but it just kind of slipped out.
Jimmy squirmed in his seat, clearing his throat and pointedly ignoring Castiel’s gaze.
“Why not? Can’t imagine you haven’t gotten any offers.” Dean said.
“There have been offers. I just haven’t been interested.”
“Oh,” Dean said, “it’s one of those then.”
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If you’d like to know, this is where the title comes from. I think it sums up the feel of the fic pretty well.
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