>be a genderfluid shapeshifter >crash land on an alien planet and spend the next two months hooking up with jeff goldblum for fun and profit >shithead brother shows up in the midst of your thottery >now you have to fight all his dirtbag friends including this incredibly buff woman >oh god she’s a huge lesbian >oh god YOU’RE a huge lesbian >incredibly buff woman does not know this about you and all you end up doing is staring up at her in awe >proceed to get your ass kicked because you forgot to put on the right gender when you left the house this morning
The Prince by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. Please do not remove caption.
[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Will Smith circa 1991. Portrait is from the waist up. Will is standing with one hand in his pocket. He’s wearing a dark gray suit jacket with a silvery sheen over a black-and-white tropical leaf patterned button down shirt. Some of the leaf patterns are glowing yellow and red as if lit from within. His hair is styled in a high top fade, and he’s gazing at us with a soft smile. The background is a gradient from soft yellow to deep rose with a border of jagged yellow loops.]
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