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Copy & Paste part of a WIP and then tag 10 of your friends.

I was tagged by @mayalaen @samanddeaninpanties

I Can’t Get Bi Without You – Chapter 2 (WHAT’S THIS? CHAPTER 2? AFTER LIKE FOREVER? I’m shocked too, honestly. Anyway, here’s a sneak peak at what I should be posting soon)

He’s
having a huge mental debate when a black Kia Forte darts around him.
He glances over just in time to lock eyes with Anna in the passenger
seat and well he’s completely fucked now. There’s no way he can
go home and tell his mom that his car wouldn’t start and that he
couldn’t make it to Christmas. Yah she’d eventually have someone
come over and retrieve him and Castiel but at least he’d have time
to get pleasantly wasted first.

Inias
inhales deeply to calm his nerves then proceeds to drive down the
street and park beside his sister’s car on the driveway. Castiel
starts to say something but Inias holds up a hand to stop him. “Just…
just grab the pies from the back seat.”

“Sure
thing,” Castiel nods and gets out of the car to grab the pies from
the back.

Mustering
all of his nerves (which have somehow turned into a flock of crazed
bats) Inias gets out of the car and greets Anna and Ruby who are
getting presents out of their trunk.

“Everything
ok? You were kind of stopped in the middle of the road…” Anna
asks him.

“Yah,
I’ve just been having trouble with…. Uhh… the schlond poofa,”
He can hear Castiel making a choking coughing sound behind him. “Yah,
it’s been making funny noises and I thought I heard something so I
stopped.”

“Well,
I hope there’s nothing seriously wrong with your… car.” Anna
smiles. “Oh, if you remember my cousin Gadreel, he’s really good
with cars.”

“I
actually have a friend who is a mechanic.” Castiel shoots both
women a dazzling smile. “And he’s an expert in schlond poofas.”

Tagging… uhh has anyone I know not been tagged yet? I’m so bad at tagging people… so uhh just do this if you want. Consider yourself tagged.

Just like in case anyone didn’t know what a schlond poofa is

Reasons you should go check out I Can’t Get BI Without You 
1) It’s funny as fuck *points to above post*
2) Polyamory
3) Someone’s a porn star
4) It needs more love
5) The freaking companion piece Tell Me Menorah That Story is wild and hilarious and amazing 
6) Just read it. It’s awesome