Dean is a witch, Cas is his familiar. They get bullied a lot. (Based off of this.)
Dean is used to idiots making fun of them: ever since he and Cas found each other, he’s been called everything from impotent to fairy princess. This is probably because Dean wears a leather jacket and jokes about his perky nipples… and his familiar is a delicate-looking, pretty blue swallow.
Cas, in his bird form, is fluffy and adorable. When he’s disgruntled, he puffs up to like twice his regular size, when he’s happy, he chitters and sings and flaps around like a goddamn rocket. He pecks people when he’s pissed.
He’s also ridiculously powerful.
Which, honestly, goes a long way to showing up and flipping off any and all assholes, but Dean’s favourite part of those whole process is this, right here: the moment when Dean raises a brow and goes “I’d quit if I were you, man. Cas ain’t a fan of bullies.”
The other dude sneers in his face, pushing at Dean’s shoulders. “What’s the little birdie gonna do, huh? Bitch slap me?”
It takes all Dean’s self-control to stay put, but he does. Because this has happened a million times before and will continue to happen. Because people are dicks, and the look on their faces after being dealt with are ten times better than any fist fight Dean starts.
Sure enough, as the asshole moves in to shove Dean a second time, Cas flits off his leather-clad shoulder, lands smoothly on the concrete with human feet. Or, well, boots. Heavy leather work boots, topped with ripped blue jeans and wearing an AC/DC t-shirt. He’s got on of Dean’s flannel’s on top of that, and finishing the ensemble is an over-sized denim jacket covered in anarchist patches and buttons. A handful of leather bracelets adorn his left wrist, and there’s a bandana wrapped around the ankle of his right boot because the lace is broken. Castiel Novak is a grumpy, sweet, six-foot tall dude with a perpetual bedhead and day-old stubble, and his feathers match the blue of his human eyes.
The asshole’s own eyes widen at this new development, taking a step back as Cas steps forward, hands curling in the other’s loose shirt. “The little birdie,” Castiel says in his deep, gravel-rough voice. “Will indeed bitchslap you. Before cracking your skull and divesting you of all your pathetic, small-minded ideas about masculinity.” Cas smirks when the guy basically gulps. “Unless,” he says good-naturedly. “You have something to tell us? Us being, of course, myself and my boyfriend.”
“Wait a sec, you two are—”
“Cracked skull, wastoid.” Cas shakes him a little to scare him, and Dean can tell the mouth breather almost pisses himself. His heart swells with pride.
“I’m sorry!” the other guy blurts out. “I’m really sorry! You guys aren’t fairies, o-or anything! You’re–You’re—”
“More powerful than you,” Cas helpfully supplies.
“Yeah, that! A-And—”
“Ruggedly handsome.”
“Uh huh!”
“And better than you in literally every possible way.”
“Yes, okay?! Yes: you’re better than me in every way. I’m sorry! Just leave me the fuck alone!”
“Gladly.” Castiel then pushes the asshole so that he ends up flat on his ass, palms scraped up on the pavement as he turns to Dean with a quirk of his mouth. “You ready to go?”
“Yeah,” Dean grins back. He moves up to press a quick kiss to his mouth, and Cas, adorably, blushes. “Careful on the turns, though.”
“M’always careful,” Castiel grumps. Still, he laces their fingers together as they walk towards his ‘66 Triumph Bonneville, tossing Dean a helmet as he slides his own over his head. Cas straddles the bike and grins when Dean presses himself behind him and holds on tight. Castiel revs the engine and they take off.
The guy, sitting dumbly on the ground, stares after them.
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“I’m
sorry, but there’s no smoking in the restaurant.”Balthazar looks absolutely
scandalized. “Excuse me?”“We’ve got a no smoking policy,”
the server says as he drops off their drinks. “So no cigarettes.”“We’re outside,”
Balthazar protests. “We’re on the patio.”The server stares down at
Balthazar, looking less and less impressed with him as the conversation went
on. “Still drinking our drinks and eating our food, aren’t you?” He doesn’t
wait for Balthazar to respond. “So still the restaurant, ain’t it? Put out the
cigarette, or leave.”Balthazar appraises the man in
front of him as he puts out the cigarette. “If I were to ask to speak with your
manager…?”“Then I’d be happy to inform you
that I am the manager. And the co-owner.” His expression softens
a little. “Look, we got guests who come in with allergies and stuff. As someone
with a cat allergy, I totally get the not breathing thing. We try to make it as
comfortable as possible for everyone. So no smoking.”Now Balthazar’s interest is
piqued. “You serve at your own restaurant? How… plebian of you.”“That’s
what you got out of everything I said?” The man shakes his head and stares at
Cas, who’s quietly been smirking at the whole exchange. “Honestly, Cas, where
you get these guys?”“Cas?” Balthazar repeats
suspiciously.“Balthazar is an old friend from
college. He’s something of a culinary snob, and I knew only your burgers would
do.” He gestures between the two men. “Balthazar, this is Dean. Dean,
Balthazar.”“Awesome.” Dean winks at Cas
before turning back to Balthazar. “Guess if Cas is vouching for you, you can’t
be half bad. I’ll be back with your burgers in a bit.”As soon as he’s out of earshot,
Balthazar rounds on Cas. “I can’t believe you took me to a restaurant just so
you could flirt with the hot owner.”Cas blushes. “I didn’t—that’s not
why—”“Oh, hush.” Balthazar rolls his
eyes. Cas has always been so damned obvious about this sort of thing. He
remembers Cas drunkenly crying to him about that Daphne girl after (badly)
flirting with her at a party. Of course when he’d sobered up, he’d been too
embarrassed to ever talk about it again and had avoided Daphne like the plague.
“Clearly you need my help. The poor man’s as into you as you are him, and you
two are such idiots neither’s made the first move.”“Dean doesn’t—he-he wouldn’t—”
Cas swallows thickly. “You really think he’s interested?”Seconds later, Dean drops off
their burgers. “Farmer’s Market for you,” he says as he sets down Balthazar’s
meal. “And Honey Mustard Delight for the angel,” he says as he places Cas’
burger down.Cas digs in and Balthazar wants
to smack him for being so oblivious. “Seriously? Was that not clear?”“What?”
“He called you angel.
That, Cassie, is a flirtation if I ever saw one.”“No it wasn’t. He’s just being friendly.”
Even Cas looks like he doesn’t quite believe it.“Either you ask that man for his
number, or I’ll do it for you. We are not leaving here until you do it.”Balthazar continues to glare at
Cas menacingly whenever Dean stops by their table to check on them, but Cas
remains frustratingly quiet. Honestly, Balthazar doesn’t know how much more
pitiful longing he can take before he goes stabs himself with his butter knife.
That would have to be less painful than watching these two bumble
through a courtship.When Dean comes to pick up the
check, Balthazar shoots Cas a warning look. Cas tries to ignore him, so he
kicks Cas under the table.I hate you, Cas mouths before turning to Dean.
“Dean, are you busy this evening?”
“Huh? Oh, I don’t think so.
Benny’s comin’ in to take over the night shift, so I won’t be working if that’s
what you’re asking. Why, what’s up?”“Would you be interested in
maybe… going out for dinner? With me, I mean, if that wasn’t clear—” Another
kick stops his babbling and forces a somewhat pained smile.“On a date?” Dean asks slowly.
“Yes?”
Dean smiles brightly. “Sure
thing, Cas. You mind swinging by the restaurant around five? If we’re going out
on a date, I wanna show off you off in my Baby.”Balthazar’s head whips around at
that, but Cas seems to understand whatever the hell that
means, so he doesn’t say anything.“I can do that. Five o’clock
then.”“Awesome. I look forward to it.”
“Me too, Dean.”
Vagabonds (DCBB 2017)
Author: chevrolangels | Artist: feredir
Dean is a sheriff in a tiny town in Colorado, restless and unsatisfied with his life. It’s not what he’s read about in the dime novels since he was little, capturing dangerous outlaws and being the last word of the law. More like tossing the town drunk in a cell to sober up when he gets a little too rowdy. But his chance comes when a thief rolls through their town. Dean pursues the thief, and that puts him right into the path of Emmanuel, a notorious outlaw. When he’s captured by the outlaw and his gang to be held for ransom, he starts off on a journey he could have never envisioned, and learns that perhaps there’s more to Emmanuel than meets the eye.
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Okay. So Stanford era Dean, meets Cas a surly scruffy hunter multiple times, who is a damn genius with knives and always wears gloves on hunts (cause finger prints dean) and is just the hottest guy Deans ever seen, and Dads gone. Sams gone. He’s feeling a bit rebellious and a bit experimental. Except Cas, just happens to be a Remus lupin style werewolf… thoughts?
This is WONDERFUL Nonnie, and I am having A LOT of thoughts about it, so.
I have a feeling this is gonna turn into a mini series ahhh
Warning for a little gore and canon typical violence.Now that Dean thinks about it, deciding to take out a whole nest of vampires only by himself might actually have been a little miscalculation on his part.
He tries to catch his breath while he watches his savior decapitate the last vampire in one effortless movement, the long blade cutting skin and tissue with almost surgical precision.
How the hell he makes it look that easy? Dean has honestly no idea ; he knows from experience that it’s actually a fucking hard thing to do.
And yet, the stranger doesn’t even seem to be out of breath as he looks down on the body laying on the ground, the head motionless right next to it, where it landed with a dull thud.
Dean never saw anyone move like that ; from the moment he walked though the door, dude was like a machine. It was like the machete was not just a tool but simply an extension of his arm.
And it paled in compared to what he did with the knife he pulled out in the middle of the fight.He sliced the vampire open, from the belly to the base of the throat – how the fuck, there are bones in the way – and yanked the blade out – military, ten inches, sharp as hell – like it was nothing. The creature made a sound, awful and loud and wet, the blood coming out of it’s mouth landing on the man’s face, and then it’s head was off, rolling on the floor.
The hunter didn’t even slow down, grabbing the next vampire’s hair.
Dean would watch longer if he could, but the kick to his thigh successfully directed his whole attention to the sharp teethed monster on his left.Dean know he’s good – very good – but next to this man he feels like a complete amateur. He winces when his boots make a terrible squelching sound when he moves ( God, did he step on intestines? please don’t let it be intestines ) and suddenly the stranger is looking straight at him.
There are smears of blood on his face and clothes, some still fresh and some already starting to dry. And maybe it’s the red that makes Dean notice it, but the man has incredibly blue eyes, almost unnaturally so, bright even in the dim light of the old naked bulb swinging from the ceiling.
He spits and slowly runs his tongue over his teeth – they look sharp, like everything about him – and then, he asks, „What the fuck were you thinking?”
Dean is part distracted by how low and rough the man’s voice is, part really, really offended, but before he can answer with anything else but a choked out ’what’ , the stranger speaks again.
„That’s what I would like to know, ” he says calmly, looking around and then, finding what he was looking for, he steps over a corpse and grabs a shirt hanging on the leg of an overturned table. He wipes the blade, looks at Dean again and sighs, „ Are you okay?”
Dean wants to say a lot of things – he really does, starting from how he was doing pretty good, thank you very much, it’s not like he asked to be rescued, and also hey, fuck you.
In the end he settles on a simple, „Yeah, I’m good.”
The man nods and then looks around.„Let’s clean this up.”
The barn bursts into flames, the roar of the fire almost deafening, the heat making Dean take few steps back.
Castiel – getting rid of evidence and dead bodies makes you close enough to exchange names – leans on his car, ankles crossed, and takes out a pack of cigarettes from the inside pocket of his jacket. He offers Dean one and he accepts, letting Castiel light it for him and inhaling the smoke; it tastes almost like the air around them, gasoline and fire and death.
They stand in silence, and Dean can’t help but look at the other hunter; there is still dried blood on his clothes and hands and face, his eyes wild and dark as he watches the dancing flames.
Dean can feel a blush creeping up his neck that has nothing to do with the fire when he looks at Castiel’s lips as they close around the cigarette.
He has a strong jawline, sharp cheekbones and straight nose, dark stubble covering his cheeks and neck ; he’s Dean’s height – maybe a little shorter, board shoulders and strong hands, probably in his early thirties.
He’s handsome, in a way Dean is still a little to young to be.
It makes Dean’s heart beat faster, for some reason; how there is nothing of a boy anymore in the man’s features.
He looks up only to see Castiel’s eyes focused on his own.
Dean quickly looks away, his hand trembling as he raises the cigarette to his lips and inhales, slowly letting the smoke curl in his mouth, letting it calm his nerves.
His voice sounds rough when he says, „Thanks for, you know, saving my ass back there,”
Castiel only hums and sends the remaining cigarette butt flying with a flick of fingers. He pushes away from the car and stands in front of Dean, his silhouette completely black against the flames. He looks to the side, to the abandoned house next to the barn and the forest that surrounds it.„Let’s get away from here.”
That’s how Dean finds himself trailing the Continental, first to a obscure gas station, where they visit the bathroom to wash off the worst of blood and change into clean clothes, and then to a bar.
Dean knows he should probably be more cautious, but there is something exciting about it, about working with someone who isn’t Bobby or John or a friend of theirs.Castiel orders whisky, straight, and when he looks questioningly at Dean he asks for the same – he needs something stronger to wash out the taste of smoke and blood still lingering in his mouth.
They end up sitting at a table in a corner, far away from the rest of the patrons.
Dean takes a sip of his drink, relishing in the way it burns all the way down, the taste alone making his muscle relax.
It’s a dangerous relationship, he knows, feeling like that about whisky.
If Castiel notices, he doesn’t say anything, instead leaning back on the chair.
„So, Dean,” his voice dips lower, sounding even rougher thanks to the smoke, „What the fuck were you thinking about when you decided that you can take out a whole nest of vampires alone?”
Dean bristles, hand tightening on the glass; he thought they leaved THAT part behind, but apparently not.
„Hey, fuck you,” he snaps, „I knew what I was doing, I’m not an amateur.”
Castiel doesn’t look too bothered by his anger. He also doesn’t look too convinced; he hums, taking a sip from his glass, „ Oh I could see that. It was beautifully accented when those two jumped at you from behind. Did you even know they were there before they had you on the floor?”
Dean clenches his teeth hard enough to feel the muscles of his jaw jump; he knows he fucked up – there is really no need to rub this into his face.
Not now, not when he’s way too aware of what would his dad say about this kind of incompetence.
„Dean, look at me,” the gentle command in Cas’s voice is unmistakable, and after a moment Dean looks up, right into those bright, bright blue eyes.
„ That’s the thing Dean – you are not an amateur. I know. You are good,” Castiel leans a little bit closer, „ But if you won’t be more careful, you will never get the chance to be anything more than that. You will die a stupid death like hundreds before you, before you really learn anything. And you can be very, very good, Dean. The potential is there, but it’s your decision what you will do with it,” he straightens and Dean can finally breathe again; to be the center of Castiel’s attention can be suffocating.„ If you are only willing to listen I can get us another round,” he nods at their drinks, „ and then we can discuss everything that went wrong tonight and what can you do to make sure it won’t happen again.”
Dean hesitates only for a moment.
„Sounds good to me.”He could swear the corner of Castiel’s lips turned upward at that.
Title: Life Is Not A Piece Of Cake (Unless You’re Fucking Dean Winchester)
Written for: @rosemoonweaver‘s fic-o-ween
Rating: T
Words: 4911
Ships: Castiel/Inias, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Inias/Dean Winchester
Characters: Castiel, Inias, Dean Winchester, Claire Novak, Jody Mills,
Tags: food, baking, alcohol, accidents, enemies to friends to lovers, grumpy Castiel, enemies to friends to lovers, graphic depictions of culinary mishaps,
Prompt:
Character A is in charge of bringing
snacks for their child’s “fall festival” at the
school/daycare/activity (such as scouts or soccer or whatever). It
would be easy to just pick up soft cookies and a bag of candy at the
store, but last year their archrival carved a cake to look like a
real pumpkin and they’ve been insufferable about it ever since.
Character A decides to make their own special fall treats for the
kids and it’s definitely going to be better than their rivals. The
only problem? They’re a disaster in the kitchen.Summary:
Castiel hates Dean Winchester. Not only is the man frustratingly perfect
he can bake amazing cakes that look like they belong on one of those
cooking shows. This year Castiel’s going to show Dean up. He’s going to
bake the best desserts for his daughter’s Girl Scout party and Dean is
going to be so impressed. Only Castiel is a disaster in the kitchen.AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12774135
Under normal circumstances Castiel
supposes that he and Dean Winchester could have been friends. However
these are not normal circumstances. Then last year Dean walked in
with that fucking perfect cake shaped like a jack-o-lantern. Castiel
probably would have enjoyed the cake too if it hadn’t shamed the
cookies he’d brought from the nearby bakery. Yah the kids loved the
cookies but the fact remained that Castiel had not baked them with
his own two hands. And despite being devastatingly handsome and
frustratingly friendly Dean was also apparently gifted in the baking
department.As if those few tidbits about Dean’s
life aren’t frustrating enough it seems that every new piece of
information Castiel learns paints Dean as even more of Disney Prince.
He’s a widower and owns his own business. He put his little brother
through law school. Although many of the single mothers both of the
Girl Scouts and of the kids at school are constantly asking Dean out
he politely declines them. He’s just so frustratingly kind. And
handsome. Way too handsome for a single father who works full time.
Castiel is married and shares the responsibility of raising his
daughter with an amazing husband and he still feels
like he hasn’t slept a full night in over a decade. His daughter’s
only 7.Earlier that fall when Castiel had
run into Jody Mills he’d probably looked like a man possessed when
he all but begged her to schedule him and Dean to both bring treats
to the Halloween party. The Girl Scout troop leader had eyed him
warily but when he’d volunteered to do extra work for every Girl
Scout cookie drive she’d agreed. Who was she to refuse free help.Now he has a plan and he’s going
to show Dean up. He’s been working on it all year. His husband
thinks he’s being a bit too serious about this but what does Inias
know? Dean is just so aggravatingly perfect at everything and all
Castiel wants to do is knock him down a peg.
christmas cookie pity party
A big thank you to @deadlyangelkay and her post that helped me write the most words I’ve written in a long time 😀
Ship: DCJ
Rating: Mature
Summary: Dean is feeling pretty down but that tends to happen when you have to listen to your hot neighbors hooking up but hey, at least this time he has cookies and hating on the lucky shits who get to have sex with either Cas or Jimmy is a lot nicer when cookies are involved…
Word Count: 1.3k
AO3 Link: Read Here
Excerpt:
Really Cas?…or Jimmy,” Dean thought, rolling his eyes. He couldn’t quite pin down which of his twin neighbors was engaging in some extremely vigorous sex even though he was (shamefully) familiar with both of their styles of sex noises so he couldn’t be more specific in his mental ranting. Whichever one of you that’s over there, there’s no way whoever you’re fucking is that goddamn good.
The universe laughed at him as in response to this thought, an earsplitting shout that sounded like “Fuck, fuck! Harder!” burst through the shared wall.
Another flare of bitter jealousy followed this and Dean renewed his efforts to ignore his sorrows with the help of tiny holiday themed cookies and milk. He could make it through this.
This wasn’t the first time he’d had to sit in his living room and listen as some lucky soul got to fuck one of his gorgeous neighbors while he could only imagine how freaking amazing it would be to be in that person’s shoes. Tomorrow morning whoever was currently having sex with whichever twin would leave and either Cas or Jimmy would come over and have breakfast with Dean like usual and everything would continue in the horrible sexually frustrated spiral that was slowly killing his sex life.
No big deal. He’d done it before. Besides these cookies were pretty damn good, what more could he want?
Tagging: @jhoomwrites, @ldrmas since you might enjoy this little ditty
For the John/Crowley pairing, the fic is the Tor-Valen series by Savaial. At the point I’m at, Crowley, an omega witch with quite the boisterous personality, is pining for John, the Alpha currently trying to make amends and recover from his alcoholism. John is really close to giving in to Crowley’s insistence.
Oh neat! Thanks! I might have to check this series out and see if I like it!
Psycho Holiday
Written for @rosemoonweaver ‘s ficoween celebration. Yes, I suck and I’m posting late. Sorry.
Rating: Explicit
Ship: Wincest
Warnings/Tags: AU, serial killer Sam, murder, cannibalism, no on-screen cannibalism, fear, jealousy, secrets, violence, kidnapping, stitches, latex gloves, doctor Sam, minor injuries, minor character death, frottage, insecure Dean, suspicious Dean.
Summary: Dean’s convinced Sam’s keeping secrets and is determined to get to the truth. Even if it hurts.
Thankfully, said secret isn’t what he’s anticipating. But in some ways this secret is definitely worse.
Prompt: 11.
Link: AO3
Teaser:
Dean doesn’t ask Sam if he can take time off work, he just calls in and asks if he can use a week’s worth of vacation days. They’re not happy about it but he’s given the go ahead.
After Sam leaves for his shift he collects pb&j sandwiches, beef jerky, energy drinks, chips, and whatever the hell else he wants for his long wait. It’s totally against the new diet he’s doing but can anyone blame him for a little stress eating?
He heads to the hospital and parks within viewing distance of the staff parking lot so he’ll know when Sam’s finished with work. Dean thumbs through Flowers in the Attic but he’s too angry to take in the words on the page so it’s not long before he’s tossing it on the passenger seat in disgust and grabbing a stick of beef jerky, taking a vicious bite out of it.
“Screw you, Sammy. Now I gotta re-start this dumb cleanse.”
Tagging: @dreamsfromthebunker @cardiaccadillac @kisahawklin @chiisana-sukima @rainsoakedsam @purgatoan @lovingsmutandfluff @mayalaen@oddsocksandstuff @bendoverandbiteyourgag
Lazarus Writing — Chapter 2!
Hello loves! Chapter 2 of Lazarus Writing is here, for @rosemoonweaver ‘s Fic-O-Ween challenge. I hope you all enjoy!
Title: Lazarus Writing
Rating: Explicit
Ship: Destiel
Warnings/Tags: Human!Cas, Writer AU, Bisexual Dean, Gay Castiel, Canon-typical violence and minor character deaths
Prompt: Castiel is an author struggling to come up with his next novel. Luckily for them, a gift arrives in the mail from his publisher: a fancy new notebook and pen set with a note that promises to “bring new life to your writing”. It’s all fine until Castiel decides to write his grocery list in the back of the book… only to find the items have materialized in the kitchen. So, Castiel is in possession of some freaky magic which could be pretty amazing… if it weren’t for the fact that he just started a new novel in that book and the contents are not something he wants to see in this world.
External Fic Link: Chapter 2 on Ao3!Excerpt:
The Roadhouse gleamed like an unpolished gem. Warm golden light from the windows illuminated the front deck, all rough wood and scuffed tables. A large red neon sign flickered overhead, declaring “ROA HOUSF” over a drooping string of white Christmas lights. Through the half-open door Castiel could hear a low murmur of conversation, laughter, the clack of pool cues against their targets, and the twangy strains of Creedence Clearwater Revival.
And parked out front, sparkling in the warm, low light, was a black 1967 Chevy Impala.
Castiel forgot to breathe for long enough that he almost fell forward in the gravel.
Lifestyles of the Weird and Sexy
It’s done! Written for @rosemoonweaver ’s 500 follower celebration! Congrats! Sorry it’s a bit late
Special thanks to @nox-lee for the last minute beta! All mistakes are definitely my own!
Title: Lifestyles of the Weird and Sexy
Rating: Explicit
Ship: Castiel/Dean Winchester
Warnings/Tags: roommates, misunderstandings, secrets, recreational drug use, bottom!dean
Prompt: #1
Word count: 7032Summary: Dean’s roommate Castiel is a pretty weird dude. He’s also hot as hell and Dean might have a bit of a crush on him.
The problem is Cas might be a witch. And finding out the truth isn’t as easy as Dean thought it would be.


