I am NOT the King of H***!

formidablepassion:

pherryt:

misterpeanutbutterpaws:

To say Sam was mildly confused would be an understatement. He had no idea why demons were popping in asking when he was going to start ordering them around or why they asked if he wanted the paperwork. Or why they were calling him ā€œm’lord.ā€ Heck, he couldn’t even find out how the demons were getting into the bunker!

He eventually asked them, ā€œWhy are you coming to me about all of this!?ā€

ā€œBecause you’re the new king of H***. You declared it yourself, don’t you realize?ā€ One demon explained.

ā€œI said that there would be no new king. Not that I am the king,ā€ he responded, even more confused.

ā€œBut you also said any demon who tried would have to get through you first. That’s the same as declaring yourself king!ā€ Another demon piped up.

ā€œThis is all a huge misunderstanding. That was unintentional! I meant that anyone trying would get killed!ā€ The tired hunter attempted to explain.

ā€œWould you prefer to be called the Chief of H***?ā€ A third demon asked, who, like all the rest, had completely missed the point.

Sam facepalmed. ā€œNO! I’m not the king – or chief – of H***! I’m a hunter. And how are you guys getting in here anyway?ā€

ā€œSomeone left the door unlocked, and another lost their keys and we didn’t bother to return them when we came across them,ā€ the second demon explained.

Due to the amount of sheer stupidity and his overwhelming tiredness, a sleep-deprived Sam just let his head hit the table, which was drowning in papers and books. Lifting his head, he stood up to walk out of the room.

ā€œWhere are you going chief?ā€ The third demon asked, confused. Why is he denying his status? was the unsaid question shared between them all.

ā€œI’m getting a coffee, because there is no way I’m hearing you guys right!ā€ He yelled back. Why do they insist that I’m the king?

The second demon disappeared, then reappeared with coffee. ā€œHere chief!ā€ he exclaimed proudly.

Sam looked sceptical, ā€œThis isn’t poisoned, right?ā€

The demon looked shocked. ā€œWhy would I try poisoning my leader!?ā€

ā€œBecause I’m a hunter,ā€ Sam said slowly. It felt like he was trying to explain things to a toddler.

ā€œSo? You also declared yourself king.ā€ Demon 1 pointed out yet again.

As if he was waiting to make an entrance – and maybe he was – Castiel chose then to enter the room. ā€œIf you guys really want to be helpful towards your new king, tell all demons to keep an eye out for Dean Winchester. And if they do see him, they are to report to Sam immediately. It would be be helpful to me, er, him, no, wait, to all of us, if we could locate him.ā€

ā€œReally? Let’s get going and tell the others what we should be doing!ā€ Demon 2 announced in a chipper tone.

ā€œWe’ll alert the others, Chief!ā€ Demon 3 saluted.

ā€œRemember, we can help as well, considering we are now your subordinates,ā€ Demon 1 reminded Sam.

With that, demons 1 & 3 disappeared. The remaining one handed him a briefcase. ā€œThe old king left this behind when he got killed. It may be of use to you.ā€ The last demon then left.

ā€œThat was a good idea, Cas. We do need all the help we can get,ā€ Sam said gratefully.

ā€œYou should look inside,ā€ Castiel reminded him.

Sam opened the briefcase nervously. Inside were quite a few glowing vials – ! 32 of them, in fact!!

ā€œHe still had some of Gabriel’s grace lying around?!ā€ Sam exclaimed, shock written all over his face.

ā€œWe should give some to Jack. It’ll get him back to full power.ā€ Before anything else could be said, Cas took 3 and left the room, calling Jack’s name.

Sam closed the briefcase and started to mentally brainstorm hiding spots for said object. With the briefcase in hand, and the shouting that just started, he was beginning to realize just d how useful the demons could be. He turned eagerly to hear the report, now that the shouting demon had gotten closer.

ā€œChief! A group of demons have spotted Dean Winchester in Los Angeles!ā€

Sam smiled, and exited the study. ā€œThank you,ā€ he said gratefully before making sure everyone in the bunker was listening to him.

Maybe ruling H*** wouldn’t be so bad.

Supernatural 14×01 CODA –Ā  Word Count: 727

not bad for a kid. Like, seriously, please read it.Ā 

She’d love feedback too – she was worried it was OOC and came off as Crack. She also wanted to know if she should continue or not.

Y’all should take a look at this cause it was written by a kiddo and she does a good job at getting Sam and him being 100% done with demons and their insistence.Ā 

Show her some love and encourage this budding writer to keep up the good work.Ā 

wearingdeantoprom:

My entry for @rosemoonweaver ā€˜s Fic-O-Ween Celebration challenge!

The prompt I chose was:
10) There are always risks involved when
calling on magical beings. Character A knows the risks, but this is
important. They’ve run out of options and there’s no going back. Too bad
they didn’t notice the typo in their incantation and they’ve summoned a
much more powerful being than they thought and they aren’t interested
in playing around.

Title: Mutilation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery
Pairing: Sastiel
rating: Explicit
AO3: Link HERE

Summary:
Castiel doesn’t believe in magic. He thinks that the ā€˜spells’ his friend
Max does are simply elaborate prayers. That is until one night he tries
out one of these spells while drunk and accidentally summons a demon.
Afraid for his life, Cas strikes up a deal that will change his world
forever.

The above photo edit is by @samspurpletoothbrush

leofgyth:

The Beach House

by @leofgyth

Written for a prompt from @rosemoonweaver for her Ficoween event. Thank you so much Rose for organizing this event! I’m pleased with how my story turned out and I hope you enjoy it.

Three cheers for @lovethemfiercely, who was my beta for this, and @thisgarbagepicker, who did a final read through and assured me it made sense.

Rating:Ā M

Ship:Ā Finnreylo (Finn POV; notĀ part of the Finnreylo Murder AU series)

Content Warnings:

This is a loose mashup between M. R. James’sĀ ā€œOh Whistle and I’ll Come For You, My Ladā€ and H. P. Lovecraft’sĀ The Call of CthulhuĀ and contains elements from the writings of both of them. Beware of psychological horror, dubious consent, and an unreliable POV. There is no serious violence, no character death, and just a tiny bit of blood, but this story is meant to beĀ disturbing. In one scene a character loses their temper but does not turn violent. Lots of mentions of sex but nothing explicit (hence theĀ MĀ rating).Ā 

Prompt:

Character A came into possession of a beach house after a distant relative passed away and left it to them. The house is on a mostly isolated stretch of beach, but the water is clear and the weather is mild. It’s nice during the day, but something strange happens at night. It almost seems darker than it should be somehow, and strange noises can be heard out over the water. Also, there’s the fact that Character A keeps dreaming of a strange figure in the surf and they seem to be getting closer and closer to the shore every night.

External Fic Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16340294

Length:Ā 11K


It was very clear from the moment they arrived that Rey was displeased with the house. She put on a brave face, but it wasn’t what she’d expected and she was hard-pressed to hide it. Finn could see it in the lines of her body, hear it in the tightness of her voice. He swore to himself to do whatever he could to help make sure she had the best vacation possible, despite her immediate dislike of the house itself.

When Ben had asked Rey and Finn to come along for a week at the beach house he’d inherited from his uncle, that invitation had certain implications: sunshine, creature comforts, lots of together time, and, of course, a nice beach. What they got instead was Grand Manan Island, a Canadian outpost off the coast of Maine. The house was a small cottage, not unpleasant exactly, but built against the side of a cliff with only a very narrow beach between the cliffside and the tideline. It was on the eastern side of the island but faced full south, straight out into the ocean, with a cliff behind it and another cliff beside, running at an almost-90 degree angle from the one behind them to the far southern tip of the island. When the sun was up it would be nice to have relatively unimpeded views out onto the ocean. For most of the day, however, the house itself would be bathed in shadow.

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wincestbigbang:

Title: Nothing To Lose (And Everything To Gain)
Author: samanddeaninpanties
Artist: wearingdeantoprom
Other Pairing(if applicable): platonic Sam/Jimmy, one-sided Dean/Jo
Rating: Explicit
Warnings/Spoilers: graphic depictions of violence, kidnapping, past abuse, Stockholm Syndrome, minor character death, loss of autonomy, Dean whump, Sam whump, emotionally hurt Dean, emotionally hurt Sam, hurt/comfort, emotional hurt/comfort, blood and injury, recovery, anxiety attacks, first time, blowjobs, non-consensual bondage, non-sexual bondage, bouncer!Sam, hunter!Sam, enemies to lovers, virgin!Dean, Sam is in over his head, Sam POV, bottom!Sam, top!Dean, sharing a bed

Summary: Ā When Dean’s just a kid, he’s kidnapped by the Alpha Vampire. Sam’s trained to be a hunter by John, who’s fueled by revenge and a small sliver of hope that they might find Dean alive. Eventually, John dies in Cold Oak while there’s still no sign of Dean or the Alpha’s whereabouts. Sam never stops looking for his long lost brother.

After finding the Alpha Vampire’s lair and killing him, Sam’s met with resistance from Dean. He immediately hates Sam for taking away his Master, the only one he remembers loving him. Sam can’t take Dean to a psych ward, hospital, or halfway house. It would raise too many questions. Instead, he takes care of him the best that he can. Sam is in over his head and Dean is full of rage, trauma, and love deeper than Sam has ever known.

Art: Ao3
Story: Ao3

stevieraebarnes:

RAVENWOLF36 ASKED: 62, 70 AND JAYDICK. MAYBE DICK IS TALKING TO TIM ABOUT JAY.

I had my first ask technical glitch! A true tumblr milestone, ugh. So, with help from and many thanks to ravenwolf, here’s a fun jaydick trope mashup šŸ™‚

This is such a good scenario: ā€œlove confessionā€ (character A to character B about character C) and ā€œlocked in a roomā€ā€¦this might be one of my favorite combos…

Dick doesn’t understand how he gets himself into these situations.

It’d been a routine investigation that ended up with himself and Red Robin locked in a mob boss’ panic room. He knows the Bats are coming; knows that they got his and Tim’s calls for help. Dick knows that all he can do is wait.

Tim has other plans. He’s tired of watching the elder former Robins dance around each other. Dick know this, too, because Tim comes out and says it; right there as they sit criss cross applesauce on the floor of a poorly stocked secret hidey hole. Not even a deck of cards to play with.

ā€œTim, I’m not talking about this with you,ā€ Dick says.

ā€œThere’s nothing going on,ā€ Dick continues.

ā€œI don’t know where you get these ideas.ā€

ā€œSome detective you are.ā€

And then,

ā€œYes, I’m in love with Jason and I don’t know what to do about it. If I tell him, he’ll panic and never talk to me again. He’ll probably never talk to any of us again. But Jason is the one person I can talk to, the one person who understands most of what I’m going through.ā€

Dick doesn’t stop.

ā€œI mean, have you seen his thighs?ā€

ā€œAnd if you do happen to catch his smile? It’s gorgeous!ā€

At this point, Tim has closed his eyes and gone to sleep.

Dick kicks out at his little brother, startling him awake, but remains silent. He’s content to stare at the door and think about what it would be like to openly share his love for the Red Hood.

When the rescue does come, of course it’s Jay.

Tim and Dick stare at him in awkward silence, slowly standing up and attempting to casually make their escape.

ā€œFor god’s sake,ā€ Jason says when the silence goes on for too long, ā€œI heard everything. You dorks left your comms on.ā€Ā 

END.

Uhhh…I didn’t set out to make a tiny story, but I really loved the prompts XD Thanks @ravenwolf36 for providing such fun inspiration!!

You can find the fanfiction trope mash up here!

pherryt:

Following the Storm

for @rosemoonweaverĀ ā€˜s Rose-Fic-O-Ween

Supernatural, Dean/Cas/Benny, Witch/Familiar AU

Rating: General
Word Count: 7021
Summary:Ā 

Castiel lives alone and works at a bookstore and it’s his favorite time of the year. He’s content enough with his simple life, so he thinks.

He doesn’t expect his life to change with a single Autumn storm. Magic isn’t real!

Right?

@deadpanpool as requested šŸ˜€

Mini prompt! : Angry Sastiel + frottage. Don’t mind who’s angry or why, just some heavy handed “I’ll show you who’s boss by grinding on you to get the point across” :D

samanddeaninpanties:

The demon lays dead in a heap behind Cas but Cas isn’t happy. If anything, he’s angrier now that the threat is gone.

ā€œYou’re using again,ā€ Cas bites out, slamming Sam against the motel wall. ā€œHow could you, Sam? After everything, you throw it all away?ā€

ā€œGet off me!ā€ Sam struggles and, while stronger with demon blood coursing through his veins, he’s a pinned butterfly next to an Angel of the Lord. He’s helpless. Hopeless. At Cas’s mercy, ready to be weighed, measured, and found wanting. ā€œI said get off! I think you damaged the wall!ā€

ā€œFuck the wall.ā€ Cas grinds against Sam, eyes blazing. ā€œYou’re using. You could have drank from me and you chose a demon instead. Why?ā€

Sam gasps, clawing at Cas. ā€œIt… I can’t. It’s too -ā€œ

ā€œIntimate?ā€ Cas hisses in Sam’s ear. He doesn’t stop moving his hips. It’s not gentle or sweet. It’s filthy and not at all holy. His movements are fury and hurt and Sam’s pretty sure the goal is to make Sam hurt too. ā€œYou don’t like it?ā€

ā€œNo, Cas,ā€ Fighting back is impossible because lust stirs deep inside and not just for blood, blood, blood. ā€œI love it. I love it too much. I can’t drink from you when you don’t know what it does to me.ā€

ā€œThat is the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard,ā€ Cas replies, fucking against Sam even harder in tight figure eights. It would be better without clothes but Sam’s not about to say it. ā€œYou thought I didn’t know? Thought I didn’t see right through you? I’m an angel, Sam. I felt it then. I feel it now. Don’t you feel me?ā€

ā€œYes, yes, I feel you. I feel everything,ā€ Sam gasps and comes right there, right in his damn jeans.

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A Tea-riffic Day

maliciouslycreative:

Written for @biggobingobango

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15838482

Square(s) Filled: gay hipster emotions

Fandom(s): Young Justice (cartoon)

Ship: Dick Grayson/Kaldur’ahm

Rating: G

Major Tags: Canon Compliant, Coffee Shops, Hipsters, Getting Together, Undercover, Fluff, Humor

Summary:
Dick’s undercover in some hipster coffee shop and Tim’s starting to get
worried. Nothing good can come from this because Dick’s the kind of guy
that might unironically start liking hipster things. That’s the last
thing they need. Good thing Kaldur’s ready to intervene. Or at least
check it out.

Word Count: 1130

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ā€œHey, Kaldur, hi.ā€ Tim sat down
on the coffee table in front of Kaldur and gave him a wide fake
smile. It put Kaldur on edge.

ā€œRobin-ā€

ā€œTimā€ Tim interrupted. ā€œTim’s
fine. I think we’re beyond formalities like that.ā€

Kaldur eyed Tim suspiciously. ā€œI
suppose.ā€ The two sat awkwardly staring at each other until Kaldur
broke the silence with a sigh. ā€œWhat is it you need, Tim?ā€

ā€œOh! Right!ā€ Tim shifted
nervously. ā€œI need a favour.ā€

Kaldur raised an eyebrow.

ā€œWell, ok, Dick needs a favour.ā€

Kaldur’s other eyebrow raised to
match the first one.

ā€œHe needs an intervention.ā€

ā€œAnd you think I’m the one that
needs to give him this intervention?ā€ Kaldur asked skeptically.

ā€œWell you are hisā€¦ā€ Tim made a
face and shrugged. ā€œI actually have no idea what you two call it.
But the point is he went undercover and he’s in too deep. Someone
needs to snap him out before it’s too late. I’d try but B has
forebode me to intervene and yah I don’t want to be benched until
I’m 30.ā€

ā€œThat does sound concerning.ā€
Kaldur frowned. ā€œWhat do you need me to do?ā€

ā€œWell, what do you know about
hipsters?ā€

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Kylo and the Porg

leofgyth:

@soyeahso asked if I would ever do a bodyswitching story and I said yes but it would probably be stupid, then @flypaper-brain andĀ @kuresoto saidĀ they wanted it anyway, so really you have to blame them. I’m actually going to do two.Ā This is the first one; the second one will be smutty and will not involve a porg, thank goodness.

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Since his defection, the former Supreme Leader has been doing his best to make himself useful to the Resistance. He’s already told them everything he can about the future plans of the First Order, he’s been training with Poe and Finn and working with some of the former stormtroopers who had defected as well, and most importantly he’s been doing his best to stay in the good graces of the Last Jedi.

It turns out that, although he’s physically strong and very strategic when it comes to fighting with a lightsaber or flying a starfighter, when it comes to women (Rey. When it comes to Rey.) he’s not very brave. He can’t even bring himself to try to hold her hand, let alone kiss her, so instead he does everything in his power to be useful to her. This involves mostly two things: One, helping her decipher the ancient Jedi texts, and Two, changing the bedding of her pet porg, Porg.Ā 

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