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Soulless!sam

Why I like them: He’s scary. Like, I legit don’t want to be left alone with him because he’s scary and kind of indifferent to human life. 
Why I don’t: I dunno, it’s one of those things where I like Soulless!Sam for being so wrong, you know? Like, I like him because he’s nothing like what I like about Sam, so it’s hard to say there’s anything I *don’t* like. If that makes sense? I dunno if that makes any sense. 
Favorite episode (scene if movie): Live Free or Twihard because that was the first time I was like “there’s something really wrong with Sam and I don’t like it at all”. He wasn’t even *that* scary it was just… that’s not Sam… that can’t be Sam. And I’m still fond of it for that reason. 
Favorite season/movie: He’s only been in season 6, so… season 6! 
Favorite line: That little exchange where he’s talking about Dean being abducted and he says something like “it happened half an hour ago” and then just moves on with the conversation. Like, fucking brutal man. 
Favorite outfit: See this is dangerous b/c I don’t like any of Sam’s clothes and I don’t remember what he was wearing in season 6. Was he ever partially nude? Because if yes I pick that. 
OTP: Souless!Sam/Godstiel. Nightmare duo. 
Brotp: Souless!Sam and Demon!Dean. Another nightmare waiting to happen.
Head Canon: He puts peanut butter on the wrong side of the PB&J. 
Unpopular opinion: I have no clue what counts as an unpopular opinion here. Ummm….
Soulless!Sam is the best alternate Sam. 
A wish: That with-a-soul!Sam doesn’t still feel bad about what Soulless!Sam did. That’s a complicated kettle of fish but I hope he doesn’t hate himself for it. 
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Sam’s been without a soul the whole time muahhhahahaha! He’s been faking the past 7 seasons and he’s secretly bad this whole time!! (I shouldn’t be giving the writers ideas but it’s out there now) 
5 words to best describe them: indifferent, selfish, cold, twisted, delightfully-dastardly
My nickname for them: I don’t even know why this is a question b/c I don’t do this lol. 

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Demon!Dean o.O

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: Does Demon!Dean have any good qualities? I mean, for a jackass character he’s a decent jackass but I don’t know if there’s anything “good” about him. 
worst quality: Idk, he’s a demon with a general disrespect for human life and his car. He’s a burrito of worst qualities. 
ship them with: Top Three (currently) are 1) Abaddon 2) Ketch 3) Meg
brotp them with: Demon!Dean doesn’t get friends, but I guess Crowley b/c that’s canon. 
needs to stay away from: Everyone. 
misc. thoughts: I will always and forever be bitter that Demon!Dean wasn’t around longer and wasn’t a darker character. Like, they could’ve done so much with him. He could have been an interesting exploration of Dean’s psyche and a kind of fucked up catharsis for any and all baggage he’d been dealing with. Or he could’ve been more restrained at first, slowing giving way to his more baser urges. Alas, no. So I’m gonna be bitter about that shit forever. Also, fanon!Demon!Dean who’s a monster is always better than canon!karaoke singing!Demon!Dean. 

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Space travel

I don’t know it for certain, but I know it’s probably true that…

  • Wealthy folks will do it for fun someday. It’ll be the “backpacking across Europe” 
  • We’ll probably be able to get out of our own solar system but I don’t think we’ll ever make it out of our own galaxy. 
  • It sucks a lot more than anyone is willing to tell anyone else. But it’s space travel, so there’s nothing you could say to some folks to keep them from wanting to do it. 
  • Space burials will be a thing. There will be discussion of whether or not space burials are a good thing or not. There will be religious discussions about whether or not a person buried in space can be resurrected on Judgement Day. 
  • Someday a coffin from one of those space burials is going to come crashing to earth and everyone will lose their shit for a week. 
  • The Moon will be colonized. The Moon Colony will be free from national affiliation. The Moon Colony will have a seat at the UN. Someday, future humans will hear this phrase “Delegates from the Moon declared in the UN today…” 
  • Mars will also be colonized. The people who live on Mars will get sick of being called Martians and having jokes about “no intelligent life on Mars” lobbed at them. 
  • We will find life somewhere on another planet. It will be small and it will cause thousands of people to have an existential crisis. There will be rumors that it’s a hoax or a conspiracy. 
  • Someday we’ll realize to our horror that we’re the resource stealing aliens that we’ve made so many movies about. 
  • We’re going to name our space ships the most nerdy things imaginable. There will be space cruise liners called The Kirk, The Spock, and The Janeway. 
  • Despite all the drawbacks, it’s going to an amazing triumph of human curiosity. 

I don’t know it for certain, but I know it’s probably true

Dean/Cas!Asmodeus phone sex

“Are you touching yourself?” The elder Winchester’s husky voice broke over a moan, his breathing heavy on the other end of the receiver. 

Asmodeus rolled his eyes, pulling holding the phone a good three inches from his face but it did nothing to quiet the noise. “Yes, Dean,” he said in the borrowed baritone of Castiel’s voice, “I miss you so much.” 

“God, baby, me too,” Dean nearly whispered before yowling like a wounded cat. 

Really, Asmodeus wasn’t sure who he was torturing anymore, Castiel, who sat in the cell not ten feet away, mortified, or himself. 

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