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omgbubblesomg replied to your post “Omg! Jimmy/Cas :D”

THE LAST ONE OMFG

Cas writes erotica in fuzzy pj pants and occasionally send Jimmy texts that say things like: 

How long do you think it’s possible to edge a 34 year old man before he’s incapable of not coming? 

Is this position even physically possible *inserted still of something Jimmy’s sure requires extra equipment”? 

So… A/B/O anatomy… is DP possible with two knots or no? 

At first Jimmy used it as an opportunity to flirt and suggest they they try as much out as possible but after about six months and several barely met deadlines, he’s kind of desensitized to it. Well… as desensitized as he can be. He’s only human after all. 

Omg! Jimmy/Cas :D

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter
They’re both hunters, but Cas was bitten by a werewolf and is trying desperately to keep it a secret from Jimmy. 
who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman
Jimmy is the mermaid who is fascinated with humans and likes to play tricks on Cas by tugging his lines and putting random objects in his lobster traps. 
who’s the witch and who’s the familiar
Cas is the witch, Jimmy is his rabbit familiar. 
who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict
Jimmy’s the coffee addict and Cas is the barista at a late night coffee shop that’s also a front for some kind of illegal activity Jimmy, a cop, is investigating. Neither know the other is someone they should be aware of. 
who’s the professor and who’s the TA
Cas is the professor, Jimmy is the TA who has no idea what he actually wants to do with his life but school is easier than trying to find a job. 
who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)
Castiel is a prince who’s also an accomplished knight and Jimmy is the crown prince of the fairy people who live in the forests of Castiel’s land. They meet when Castiel is hunting and Jimmy refuses to let him kill on of the deer that live in the forest. 
who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent
Cas is the teacher, Jimmy is a newly divorced dad who’s had to move back in with his brother. 
who’s the writer and who’s the editor
Jimmy is the surprisingly focused and helpful editor of Cas’s raunchy erotica. 

Thanks!

Send me a ship, I’ll let you who I’d cast in an AU! 

omgbubblesomg:

rosemoonweaver:

Fan Writer Tropes

So I was responding to comments today and I said something like “70% of my fics contain forced bedsharing” and I got to thinking… what other things do I do so often that they become calling cards for me? If people were to play a drinking game with my fics, what would they take a shot for? So I decided this would be a fun game to play with my fellow authors!

Rules: You gotta list your own fan author tropes and then tag your writing buddies so they can do the same. Defend yourself as much or as little as you want to. Call yourself out and encourage your friends to do the same!

These are just some of the things I do a whole freaking lot in fanfic 

  • Forced Bedsharing feat. Waking Up And Immediately Making it Awkward
  • Mental Illness (GAD specifically but others are known to appear) 
  • Car Accidents
  • Grieving
  • Daddy Issues
  • Polyamorous Side Relationships
  • Everyone Is Sassy
  • Someone Gets Puked On (it’s almost always the same character and almost always his shoes) 
  • Dream Sequence
  • Gratuitous Descriptions of or Comparisons to Bodies of Water
  • There Will Be Bisexuals
  • Epiphanies/Revelations Under the Stars

IF you, followers and mutuals, have realized I’ve left anything out, please feel free to let me know 🙂 

Tagging: @ltleflrt @samanddeaninpanties @maliciouslycreative @omgbubblesomg @unforth-ninawaters @jemariel @mayalaen @formidablepassion and anyone and everyone else who wants to play. 

Rose ill be drunk before i get halfway through any of your fics lol.

lol. Yeah, just with the sass alone you’ll be drunk. Maybe just chug for five seconds before you read the fic and that’ll count. 

I think Learning Curve has the least number of things on this list, though. You might just get a nice buzz 😛 

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I once saw a dude eat half a jar of vegemite coz an aussie told him he had to smell australian or the drop bears would get him. There were half a dozen aussies there and to a man we all agreed with this when questioned.

Oh my god! That’s really fucking funny. Like, is it just a national code that you *have* to screw with people? Like, is it part of the treaty for the Emu war? Y’all can stay on the island but you are required to mess with foreigners? B/c I’d believe that one.