My father decided he’s going to get on a motorcycle again and go out and do things. Which means I’m going to be a giant ball of nerves and terror until he gets home. Woo…
Imma go see Jigsaw in a few. Expect a full report when I get back.
The octopus is a crafty creature. Search it out on the Internets, and you will see octopuses (or octopi or octopodes – we’re not particular) changing color and shape (sometimes mimicking other animals) and even walking on land. But why would you ever expect to find one hiding in your kitchen cabinet? Well, because you have the Octopus Sculpted Ceramic Serving Bowl – that’s why!
This serving bowl is perfect for your next party. You know your first thought upon seeing it was, “How much would my friends love this?” Filled with chips, cookies, grapes, this bowl is sure to inject a little humor (and not ink – we promise) into any situation. Or keep it on the table in your entryway to hold all the kipple we seem to gather each day. Just don’t put it at the back of your kitchen cabinet – it deserves to be on display!
“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”
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