Star Wars things in coming for the next littel while!
Blacklist “tlj” and “tlj spoilers” if you’re not interested in seeing it.
So I just saw The Last Jedi.
I liked it a lot, personally. I definitely understand some of the complaints I’ve heard about it, though. But it was beautiful to look at, the space battles were great and I definitely have thoughts and opinions about it.
Full disclosure, I borrowed that line from Yoda: Dark Rendezvous—a book I have not read, but acknowledge because fallen Jedi Dooku telling Yoda that the Order is a fucked up institution that steals children and turns them into soldiers is something I can get behind. The full quote is: “Every Jedi is a child his parents decided they could live without. I wonder, sometimes, if that is what drives us, that first abandonment. We have a lot to prove.”
Listen. A lot of what Star Wars has to achieve is via shorthand—the whole canon is less than 20 hours, which means it has to communicate a complex world, plus plot, is a very abbreviated way. Which is why the Empire borrows the design and aesthetic of fascist dictatorships, and why the Jedi Order steals children. They’re very simple ways of communicating, “this is really fucked up, we can’t show you the extent of how fucked-up it is, but trust us. it’s real fucked.”
Obviously, the reason that the Jedi Order is fucked is shown to us in real time; they’re the primary agent of a pointless, reasonless war ordered by the galaxy’s elected body out of pure politics. (I will fight anyone who says the prequels have no political grounding, they are so early 2000s US of fucking A; george lucas is a numbskull but he knew what he was about.) The Order is an institution, it is woven into the fabric of the galaxy, such that Qui-Gon never thinks twice about Outer Rim slavery and Obi-Wan understands the role the Trade Federation plays in Galactic politics. It’s not the fact that nine-year-old Anakin is a child that keeps him from being indoctrinated into the huge, martial system; it’s that he’s too old for a child. They want someone more malleable.
(There’s an entire scene when Anakin, who has been recently freed from slavery and watched a man die in front of him, must watch strangers debate his right to exist as a Jedi. You can say a lot of things, but there’s that. You have to deal with that, you have to understand that.)
Plus, there’s something unspeakably horrible once you consider that—Obi-Wan, Yoda, Qui-Gon, all these pillars of Jedi wisdom were taken from their families before the age of nine. As early as possible, when children are at their most malleable and plasticity-brained. The Jedi Order wanted them as untainted as possible, and maybe it was for religious reasons. I doubt it, but hey, maybe. (The Catholic Church used to castrate young boys to keep their voices high, pure. Do we think that was religious? Or aesthetic?) But was it any surprise, when they moved on to actual clones, manipulated from before even birth?
I mean, stop asking nature versus nature—control both and you have the whole creature in your hands.
The problem with the Jedi Order is that at the end of the day, they were convinced they were Light. And while they were probably right by dint of no other good options (the Dark built Death Stars) that sheer belief is dangerous. It makes you untouchable, even when you do horrific things in the name of Light. You take children, and accept it as your due; you swallow half the galaxy and think they’re better for it. There’s a self-propagated lie at the heart of the Jedi Order, which is that the Light of its goals justifies all it does in the dark.
Even taking children. Leaning on families until they give up their precious daughters, or sons, or hatchlings, or—
Even that.
Everything else comes from there, from that central conceit. If the Jedi Order is justification enough to say “we deserve the offerings of your infants” then they deserve everything else. Death and blood and clones and privacy and freedom and democracy. Asking for their babies paves the way for all the rest. Shattering families is the original sin of the Jedi; if they hadn’t asked for such a sacrifice, or if the very idea of offering up your children to the ever-gaping maw of the Order was more horrible, unthinkable.
Every Jedi is a child who wasn’t wanted enough by its parents to keep him or her from the battlefield. The tragedy at the heart of the Jedi Order is exactly that—not that they were unwanted, or even horrible, but just not enough. Not to keep them from bloodshed, or uncertainty, just. Not enough.
You can call me Anne Bonny because I’m celebrating my New Year with Calico Jack.
Yesterday I went to buy some yarn and so you know how annoying it is when fucking people put those stupid bullshit “don’t use this, wool is murder” PETA stickers on the label?
First of all, stop defacing stock in someone’s store. You’re not clever or saving the planet or anything. You’re making it hard for customers to shop and see the info they need on the label (yardage, weight, dye lot)… You’re making employees spend hours peeling the damn things off, and in some cases, you’re causing damage to the label and or yarn itself. That means loss to the company, which affects employees who probably make minimum wage, you shit bags. You want to make change happen? Contact corporate, you fuckhead. That’s where decisions are made.
Second of all, wool is not murder. Are you fucking stupid? (Obviously the answer is yes). It’s a fucking haircut for a sheep. They’ve been domesticated so long that if we don’t sheer them, it’s bad. Yes, some sheep don’t live in ideal conditions. Got a problem with that? Going to a yarn store and putting stickers on things isn’t going to change it or the minds of customers. For fuck’s sake, you absolute cockwomble, go to the yarn companies. Make them use wool providers that use humane conditions for their yarn, like A LOT OF YARN COMPANIES DO.
And third of all.
You. You precious, empty-headed little shitnugget. You complete and total sawdust-for-brains.
You put your fucking stickers all over acrylic yarn.
There’s no fucking wool in there. It’s all synthetic fiber. Basically, it’s plastic.
Gender: *intense shrugging* Genderfluid? Bigender? IDK. I wanna be a guy but I like being a lady, too.
Birthday: September 6th
Last movie seen: The last movie I remember watching was Thor: The Dark World but that was a month ago and I’m sure I’ve zoned out on other movies since then.
What do you post/reblog: Supernatural, destiel, defense of darkfic stuff, discussion about fanfic and fandom and all that. I try to keep it light but that’s just not possible for me.
Last thing you Googled: Ghost Pets Sims 4
Favorite blog: I don’t pick favorites. I love all my friends. 🙂
Dream job: I study fandom and write papers on it and a university pays me lots of money to talk to young adults about the culture of fandom and the impact of slash fic.
Dream trip: Cruise!
What would be your first entry in a new diary: Dear Diary, people are being idiots again.
Top 3 things you love about yourself: I have pretty eyes, I’m funny, and I ask a lot of questions.
3 things you wish you knew how to do: To balance things (I’m so all-or-nothing it’s ridiculous), to let things go, and to whistle.
Something you wish you had discovered/ invented first: Aglets. idk
3 qualities you like in a person: Honesty, Compassion, Humor
3 qualities you dislike in a person: Judgmental-ness (that’s not a word. whatever.), Snobbery, Unwillingness to Compromise
A resolution you make every year: I don’t make resolutions unless they’re complete jokes. One year I made a resolution to not match my socks a single day in the year (and I actually kept it).
Something you’re better at than most people: I have no clue.
Something you’re worse at than most people: I can’t drive stick shift.
Favorite thing about tumblr: It’s a good place to find fandom stuff and make friends who have the same interests that you do.
Least favorite thing about tumblr: Bad information and outdated information spreads really easily. Also, it’s one of the worst platforms to have actual nuanced discussions about things on but people insist on doing it anyway. Oh, and the culture of guilt and shame. (There are a lot of things I don’t like about tumblr.)
Weapon of choice: A sharp tongue and a quick wit.
Something not many people know about you: There’s a lot lol. Uhhhhhhh….. I’m actually super argumentative and I’m always up for a debate (almost always, sometimes I need to sleep). I get kinda jittery after a while if I haven’t had the opportunity to argue with someone about something so I wind up driving my brothers crazy b/c I’ll just start arguing about whatever’s on my mind (pop culture most of the time) and they’re like “dude, I agree with you. I get it!” and I’m like “nooooo! fight me!!!”. I enjoy playing devil’s advocate in these sorts of things, too. But for the most part I try to keep it off tumblr b/c that shit gets out of hand quick and like I said earlier, nuance doesn’t exist.
Favorite means of transport: Someone else drives me everywhere. (I hate driving.)
Favorite story: Watership Down by Richard Adams. I read the blurb on the back and it sounded really interested and then I started reading it and I was like “wait, this is about rabbits?!?!” But it was really a good book and I enjoyed it immensely. It’s kind of… idk if epic is the right word but it does have shades of epic storytelling. I read it last…. six years ago? But I still think about it from time to time.
Chicken or egg: Chicken
Something that always makes you laugh: Anything my brother does. Seriously the kid is hilarious.
What is the strangest thing about you: Pick a thing; I’m not normal by any standard.
You get to switch places with someone for a day, who is it and why: The alternate version of myself that is everything I want to be and has everything I could only dream of. And then I’d find a way to sabotage the reversal process and steal alternate me’s life.
I have a giant bear named Zed since he looks like the Zellers mascot Zeddy. I rescued him from the garbage. He was sitting next to a dumpster and needed looooove.
Awwwww! I’m glad you rescued him and gave him the love he needed.
He doesn’t have a lot of fluff in his head so his eyes get lost in his fur. He is very loved though.
Awwwww! 🙂
His name is Pandy Warhol. He’s huge and fluffy and we’re gonna learn to make hats together.
lol. Maybe if I finish what I want to get finished by the 31st I’ll do a New Years one instead. Still ft. Uncle Luke who shows up late but this time with half a six pack of fruity malt drinks.
And Poe, the adopted older brother who’s in the military and travels all over the world doing neat things like climbing mountains and getting bitten by penguins (true story, happened to my cousin) and his boyfriend Finn.