Look your lack of manual dexterity while driving is not the food’s fault! 😉

lolsnort. Well, who is to blame for my lack of ability to drive with my knees and eat cake? Me? Nah. I’ll blame the cake instead.

unforth-ninawaters:

maliciouslycreative:

unforth-ninawaters:

rosemoonweaver:

@unforth-ninawaters
Pthltpthtpdadh
*brain shorts out*

pffffft

That right there?

Definitely a sandwich.

Ok but what does that make like a bundt cake? A bagel?

I don’t know what to do with this new information… like… it’s not wrong…

…well a Bundt cake is more like a bread so I’d say yes. I mean often the only difference between a Bundt cake recipe and a tea bread recipe is which container you put it in…so sure, let’s go with bagel.

I don’t even know you people anymore.

lierdumoa:

laughingfish:

i-want-my-iwtv:

dwynnie:

interview with the vampire is a movie about two gay jerks raising a sociopathic child and then they get a divorce that results in a lot of death for a lot of people

In one of the gay jerks’ defense(Louis), he already wanted to divorce the other jerk who then thought the only *possible* solution to their relationship would be to steal a 4 years old and turn her into a vampire for them to parent for a hundred years therefore making her into a sociopath that tries to set him on fire.
*THEN* they get that divorce.

Louis: I want out of this murder marriage.

Lestat: You can’t abandon me and our child like this!!!

Louis: We don’t have a ch… what did you do?