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I wouldn’t know the accused or the case at all, ideally. I think some exceptions are made in the case of high profile cases but I shouldn’t really know anything going in. Which is fine, because I haven’t been keeping up on local news.
A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.
No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma’am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”
Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.
Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”
Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”
Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”
Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”
Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”
God: “Have you asked your moms already?”
OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT
Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine
FUCKING YES
I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.
(2/2) dad jokes!!!1) When I first saw the universal remote I thought: ‘wow… This changes everything.“ 2) How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
lol. Well, it isn’t really that good for you so maybe make it as a sometimes food and go for cheese, toast, pickles, and lunch meat rolled up in little tubes for other lazy foods. That’s what I do at least. Toast is at least more food-like than pudding is. I’m not very good at eating when I should.
I didn’t feel like eating real food so I made pudding.
I’m really getting the hang of this adulting thing.
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