wackd:

neonthebright:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid:

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window

Voyager wasn’t my favorite but I did like Tuvok and I loved the EMH doctor, too. Robert Picardo stole every scene he was in. TOS is a great one to watch if you have not – it’s 60s cheesy, but charmingly so. <3

I’ve never seen Voyager, either lol. I’m a bad nerd.
60’s cheese is pretty charming, though. I think it’s fun.

True fact that is an outright shame: I’ve never seen Star Trek all the way through. (I’ve seen some episodes but and all the movies but I’ve never seen the full thing. Or, I  might have, but I was too little to remember it.) 

True fact that is not a shame: It’s on netflix. 

Today on How to Almost Accidentally Out Yourself: 

Describe sopapillas in increasingly hyperbolic ways. Start with “pockets of puffy love” and nearly finish with “warm, soft and pillowy like the breasts of a fertility goddess” but correct to “warm, soft and pillowy like the br- er- uh…. like a pillow.” 

Sometimes I wonder why we as people romanticize certain things. Pirates, desperadoes, gangsters, ect. ect. But I don’t wonder in a judgmental way, you know? Like, I’m genuinely curious about what it is about certain types of criminals that makes people go “yeah, well, I *know* they were awful people, but I love a rogue.” 

I’m genuinely interested. If anyone has any studies or theories I’ll gladly read them. 

Has the Discovery Channel ever made a fake documentary about giant man-eating plants? I feel like they’re missing an amazing opportunity in the whole “I kinda wish this was real if just for the sheer horror that it exists” market that’s over-saturated with dino-sharks and dude-eating snakes and whatever else they make fake documentaries about now.