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Dean/Cas!Asmodeus phone sex

“Are you touching yourself?” The elder Winchester’s husky voice broke over a moan, his breathing heavy on the other end of the receiver. 

Asmodeus rolled his eyes, pulling holding the phone a good three inches from his face but it did nothing to quiet the noise. “Yes, Dean,” he said in the borrowed baritone of Castiel’s voice, “I miss you so much.” 

“God, baby, me too,” Dean nearly whispered before yowling like a wounded cat. 

Really, Asmodeus wasn’t sure who he was torturing anymore, Castiel, who sat in the cell not ten feet away, mortified, or himself. 

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rosemoonweaver:

Dean is sixteen the first time he kisses a girl. His heart is pounding so loud he can it like a drum beat in his ears. She leans over first, planting her soft lips against his, and it takes him a moment to get with the program. His lips are slow to move, too caught up in the shock of it all to really make an impression. It’s over all too soon, and he’s left dizzy, wide-eyed and stunned as she smiles down at her hands. Her name is Robin, and she probably won’t remember him in the years that come after this, but Dean’s never going to forget her.

Dean is seventeen the first time he kisses a boy. He’s got the hang of this thing now – the whole kissing thing – that is. He’s apparently good at it, and it’s a fun time for all involved. He’s in some small town in West Texas at the time, with a guy who he met at the county fair. He’d been wandering through the animal stalls, making faces at the sheep when he spotted that slick little smile underneath the brim of a cream-colored cowboy hat. His name is Aiden, and he’s much taller than Dean. He’s slim, all lean muscle and easy smiles and Dean thinks fuck it – no one is gonna care. No one is gonna see him. He’ll be gone in a week or two anyway. They kiss after the sun sets, behind the Ferris Wheel, hidden in the shadow of the tall fence along the perimeter. Dean’s whole body shudders when Aiden licks his lips, when his palms slide across Dean’s neck and his fingers edge into the ends of Dean’s hair. He smells like sweat and leather oil, and his groans cause Dean’s hips to jerk forward eagerly. He chuckles, easing Dean like a startled animal, drawing him forward with lips and teeth until they’re both breathless and giddy. They tease each other while throwing darts and gorging on fried cheese. Dean pretends his heart doesn’t hurt when his dad wrangles him and Sam into the car the next morning.

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formidablepassion:

mayalaen:

samanddeaninpanties:

mayalaen:

samanddeaninpanties:

Anyone have Whisper? I made a post about how I’ve been an atheist for 10 years and my family doesn’t have a clue. This was the first IM I received immediately after.

Oh, this guy is also 9-17 years older than me if he was honest about his age range.

Ugh, Mr. Creepypants. I used to have SO MUCH TROUBLE with guys in the bisexual chat rooms and forums. A lot of them just wanted to get with a chick who would also do chicks, but they were totally het themselves.

It got to the point where I’d start off a chat by saying something about how I’d like to watch him suck a dick. If he tried to change the convo immediately to something f/f and refuse to even interact at all about the m/m thing, I’d click out.

Guys are so weird. At least the “bi” guys had a chance with bi women. These guys that get all excited over lesbians it’s like dude no. You’re not getting this at all here.

I also got sick of guys constantly asking for pics, so I started sending them odd angles and unflattering pics. It only backfired on me a few times when guys were totally into it 😀  I’m much more tolerant of women than I am of men when it comes to sexual aggression. Give me a sexually aggressive chick and she can wrap me around her little finger so quick my head spins.

Sorry you had to deal with Mr. Creepypants. I’ll hold grope you until you forget all about him. *fondles your butt*

It’s weird. Normally I feel bad about lying. Technically not a lesbian. But I didn’t feel guilty lying to this dude at all. I SO wasn’t in the mood to try and explain my orientation – I hardly understand it myself. It’s fluid and always changing. But right now? Meh. Guys can fuck off.

Mr. Creepypants was the first of many creeps last night! And he’s tame in comparison to the bullshit I was dealing with a few hours ago.

As for pics – I’m not afraid to send dick pics! Especially if they send me an unsolicited pic first. I should try other types of unflattering pics! Seems like it could be fun. OMG same about sexually aggressive women. They can do whatever the fuck they want to me. Now I’m thinking about Gone Girl for some reason????

Omg yes!!! If a dude gets all homophobic or whiny I don’t bother with them. I’ve wasted too many years of my life on guys who aren’t open to trying new things. No more.

Also, yeah, I’ve run into dudes who hang around LGBTQA groups but are actually straight and just looking for threesome with two chicks. Grrr.

I believe that some people don’t deserve the truth because of their actions and the way they treat people. AC and husband are two of those people, and I tell my mom this all the time because she hates lying and has guilt issues over it, but I really think if a person can’t handle the truth (hehe!) and they’re shitty human beings or treat you like shit, they don’t deserve the truth.

They also don’t deserve explanations. Nobody is entitled to them, but even less so if they’re assholes.

Therefore, unflattering pics and dick pics and really weird pr0n pics go to creeps. If they respond positively to the pics, then I rethink my assessment of them 😀

yes the unflattering pics are really fun though you have to be ready for some irate sexually frustrated man replies which i think are hilarious but others might not agree because they can get really nasty (in a hilariously childish way)

I’m starting to think that @mayalaen @samanddeaninpanties and possibly even @rosemoonweaver if she wants, should all just get together and satisfy one another. 

It’s totally doable. 

Fuck those creepy bastards. 

I have no idea how I got roped (hehe) into this but I’m so in. Those creepy bastards can go fuck themselves and we’ll have all the fun they wish they were allowed to have. 

ltleflrt:

pandora-of-antioch:

ltleflrt:

pandora-of-antioch:

ltleflrt:

mayalaen:

ltleflrt:

mayalaen:

ltleflrt:

Am I just reading the wrong pwp, or is there very little 69 smut out there?

Ya know… I noticed that when I started reading more Destiel. There was more 69 fic out there for Wincest. And there was a good amount in the other fandoms I’ve been in over the years too.

I wonder why Dean/Cas just doesn’t strike a lot of writers as 69-worthy. *thinky face*

I don’t think I saw much of it in Mass Effect or Dragon Age either tbh.

And I hardly even see it on the spn kink meme, and you’d think that would definitely be the place for it. But I see far more a/b/o and bestiality than simple 69 sex. Apparently this fandom finds knot sex more entertaining I guess lol

I was in fandom before ABO fic became a thing, and yeah ABO kinda squashed a lot of other kinks. It gets more attention. I have a huge spanking kink, and there used to be tons of spanking fans/writers/readers for SPN, but as of a few years ago it’s dying down. I miss all the interaction and new fic 😦

You’d think with Dean’s oral fixation and Cas’ ability to not breathe, we’d see a lot of it. Angel the Series and Buffy the Vampire Slayer had a lot of blowjobs and 69 fics with emphasis on the whole “I don’t need to breathe wink wink” thing.

With Dean’s oral fixation, Castiel’s ability to forever hold his breath, and this fandom’s obsession with mouth fucking, you’d think people would naturally think AHA! SIXTY-NINE! And come on, there has to be an Impala joke in there somewhere.

Destiel fandom, I am disappoint.

Granted I’m not a Wincest fan…But 69ing should be easier on Destiel. They’re closer to the same height. 

I dated a guy who was 14 inches taller than me…above the waist.Things in bed were fucking awkward. 

That is an excellent point.  I’ve been in the same situation, and “fucking awkward” is an accurate description for a few reasons lol

@ltleflrt

I know, right?!?!?!!!!!

Still an adventure tho!

And c’mon, imagine the fun smut people could write.  A first time 69?  Comedy gold.

So what I’m hearing is you want someone to get a knee to the nose, right? 

theroomyouneverenter:

theroomyouneverenter:

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? 🙂

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

casthewise:

okay the whole deancas aesthetic of desperately fucking each other is really good and so is the intense thing they have going on where they move slow and look into each other’s eyes and all that jazz but like here me out:

what about all those times they’re just utter dorks?

  • when they go on a ‘date’ in the middle of a hunt and are so drunk and clumsy when they make it back to the motel that dean ends up rolling off the bed and then has to take three showers because the germs cas jesus christ while cas just giggles until he can’t breathe
  • when sam says he’s going into town for something and’ll be back by three, which gives them two hours of uninterrupted alone time and cas hurts his back against the library bookshelves: this was much less romantic than it looked in that movie. yeah, c’mon, I’ll get you an ice pack
  • when they have the giggles and literally just can’t get through one sex act without uncontrollably laughing 
  • when they keep their socks on but don’t notice until after the fact because they literally just forgot about them. dean looks down, snorts, and goes dude
  • when cas decides he wants to try food play and so like covers the floor in blankets and a plastic sheet because this way, clean up will be fast, but every time he smears cherry pie filling across dean’s body dean can’t keep it together. also he pretends to die. dramatically. ahhh noooo please castiel, not my perfectly freckled left ass cheek! argh, goodbye cruel world! cas is not impressed
  • when they actually try food play and cas’s pubes get sticky and gross. the upside is that dean helps him (finally) trim all the gunky parts off. still, cas is not impressed
  • when they decide to give bondage a try and cas literally breaks the headboard. holy shit batman. dean is the only one to be tied up from there on out
  • when dean convinces cas to try roleplaying and manages to get him in ass-less chaps and a cowboy hat, but while he rides a half-clothed castiel all he can do say: yeehaw, ride ‘em cowboy, and make cowboy-related jokes. which cas laughs at. 
  • when they decide to try other positions and end up falling all over each other: wait, put your arm– cas, babe, that is not where that goes– dean, here, wrap your leg around—dean sprains his shoulder. they throw the joy of (gay) sex in the nearest trash can
  • when they decide to try other positions—this time, I got a winner for us, babe—but it’s… kind of boring? are you into this? not really, are you? no so they flip over and cas drills into dean hard. there, now i can look you in the eye while I fuck you. okay cas.
  • just: dean and cas being Dorks™ in bed

A Little More than Super Friends

rosemoonweaver:

A little Halloween inspired fic for you all (shhhh, it’s Halloween until I say Halloween is over). 

Pairing: Dean/Cas/Jimmy
Warnings: Halloween Costumes, Halloween, Bottom Castiel, Bottom Jimmy Novak, Top Dean Winchester, Top Castiel, Blow Jobs, Crossdressing, Incest, Twincest, Sibling Incest, Castiel and Jimmy Novak Are Twins, Established Relationship, Alternate Universe – Human, Polyamory
Word Count: 4,877

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Castiel was being punished. He must’ve done something in a past life because that was the only way he could justify the torment he was currently enduring. He must’ve been one of those dogs that peed on everything or a cat that ate the family parrot. Maybe he was a math teacher. Either way, it had to be something because there was no reason other than karmic retribution of his current suffering. His current suffering being his younger brother, Jimmy, dressed up like Wonder Woman, at least four beers and a few shots in his system, challenging everyone in the room to arm wrestle.

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