how to tell when an lgbt+ character is written by a straight person:
person a: would you mind straightening the store up?
person b, the lgbt one: [doesn’t make a gay joke]
Tag: lol
My ao3 inbox is cleaned out.
Whaaaaa???
Hey I got one, I call it “tiny dick” or “baby dick” =)) Trust me, you’ll never know how cute it is
I’ve got a few too!😍
THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!!
It’s got a buttcrack. Why does the tiny dick have a buttcrack?
tfw u arrive at the pearly gates and st. peter just looks at u for a min before pulling up ur ao3 history on his heavenly macbook
So is he looking for a rec or…
Sam: It’s unhealthy to eat past nine.
Dean, at three in the morning, eating Lucky Charms: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion.
sometimes cas is this soft peaceful wise creature who cures babies in his free time and tends bees but he also ate an entire tablet and carved a sigil into his chest with a boxcutter so there’s that.
#and that one time he dug a bullet out of his flayed stomach with his fingers and then shoved it into his brother’s eye#orrrr the time he was vomiting blood and cut a guy’s finger entirely off his hand#idk man cas is pretty metal i’m not gonna lie
I love that Cas goes from this sweet, soft man:
To this badass mofo:
Get a man (angel) who can do both
I’m trying
DRAGON PENIS hahahaha. Oh god. What would that even LOOK like???
You’ve been on bad dragon, right? lol.
I’m thinking more the demon one and less the dragon one.
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