This is Hermie, the stray kitty we took in a while back. She’s gotten a lot rounder and, as you can infer based on the picture, is absolutely not friendly whatsoever. Nope. This is not a sociable cat. She doesn’t randomly jump up on my lap and try to eat my phone if I’m paying more attention to it than her. And we certainly don’t have whole kitty/person conversations where she meow and I respond and she meows back. Nu uh. Doesn’t happen. Because she’s just not a loving cat at all.