thorkicraving:

shinelikethunder:

joe-normal:

>be a genderfluid shapeshifter
>crash land on an alien planet and spend the next two months hooking up with jeff goldblum for fun and profit
>shithead brother shows up in the midst of your thottery 
>now you have to fight all his dirtbag friends including this incredibly buff woman
>oh god she’s a huge lesbian
>oh god YOU’RE a huge lesbian
>incredibly buff woman does not know this about you and all you end up doing is staring up at her in awe
>proceed to get your ass kicked because you forgot to put on the right gender when you left the house this morning

@filiabelialis

I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH

@unforth-ninawaters
Oh, no, I get it. I’m just hesitant to criticize b/c I try to be more positive… on my blog at least. I’m super bitter about some things and will happily complain for hours, just not on my blog b/c I don’t want to get yelled at or upset someone else. (It’s actually kind of a problem I have.) And also I don’t want to be misunderstood. There are some things I cannot stand about the show but it’s still special to me.

But yeah. Being in fandom is way different. It’s much more fun and rich and interesting. I’m happy about making friends and sharing and reading and geeking out. It’s great. And I’m really glad it helped you through a dark time in your life. I’m glad you’re here with us 🙂

But not watching is fine. It’s not mandatory or anything, which is also nice.

@unforth-ninawaters replied to your post “@unforth-ninawaters replied to your post “Listen.  I don’t give a…”

But, that said…normally I’d think they were setting him, and maybe Lucy, up for a redemption arc but SPN has such a strong them of daaaaaaaark and angst that while I want to think there’s a happy ending there, if not for Sam and Dean than at least maybe for Jack…I just can’t be optimistic.

That said I find I’m surprisingly invested in him, especially considering I haven’t seen the episode and don’t intend to watch it…

lol. No worries about the misunderstanding. I also wonder what happened to Jesse. I hope he’s happy. 

Honestly, I’m refraining from making any calls because I was so thrown off last season. Like, my biggest issue with the whole season (barring the last episode and all the fridging before that) was that the story made no sense. SPN has a history of redeeming the most human of monsters so I was expecting Mick to be a turncoat. (Actually, I expected them to try with Toni first but… well.) Like, what was the whole point of introducing “man” as the enemy if you’re not going to actually solve the issue? And for a show that is so humanist it was jarring as hell to see no humans get a redemption. It wasn’t at all what I was expecting. It was like the plot I was actually interested in was side-lined for a plot I literally couldn’t care less about (build on super stupid actions by characters who aren’t that stupid). 

Any other time, I would be setting up mental bets with myself as to whether or not Jack would wind up good, bad, or bad but redeemed. This season though, I’m hesitant b/c how the hell am I actually supposed to guess when the threads I though made sense last year were abandoned in favor of dumber threads? I’m just… confused and irritated and I have no idea if this season will make sense either. It’s like… I don’t even care about being wrong or right, I just like the guessing game and finding the pieces I missed. Last season though, I just don’t get why they did what they did. It doesn’t make sense to me from a storytelling perspective, so it’s frustrating. So I’m not going to get invested in the story line. I’ll get inspired by the characters, the potential of new worlds, the potential the world already has and be happy. 

I don’t want a redemption for Lucifer because he’s horrible and deserves nothing but suffering. Lucifer can rot. Jack on the other hand is someone I’d rather see be a force for good. And if he’s not… there’s always fanfic. 

Also, I’m not sure what it is about Jack (other than that he’s adorable and kinda sweet and does that squinty glare thing) but he’s very easy to like. I don’t blame you for being at least a little invested. 

@unforth-ninawaters replied to your post

As someone who kinda hates post modernism…its still an important artistic and intellectual movement that has been critical in advancing our approach to history and culture

Absolutely. Love it or leave but postmodernism has been absolutely crucial to our developments of critical theory, the way we study history, feminism, culture, and philosophy. Like, it’s just the nature of the way we begin to understand and relate to the world after something as massive and earth shattering as WW2. It has flaws, sure, and it’s not of interest to everyone all the time, but that doesn’t mean it’s just a load of crap. 

I’m pretty sure this BS comes from the misinterpretation that postmodernism is “meaningless” and means “nothing matters and I can do what I want with everything”. Which it doesn’t but no one picks up a book anymore or does the slightest bit of research before trying to argue concepts. 

trisscar368:

@ijudgeusohard replied to your post

I feel like post modernism was thought up by people who can’t create anything but still want to own it.

I am so sorry that your encounters with art, literature, philosophy, music, and world history classes has left you with this impression.

Western civilization goes through phases.  Ideas and concepts are sparked and they spread through everything in the creative spectrum, from typography to architecture.  The Enlightenment gave birth to Modernism, and Postmodernism sprouted off as a reaction and counter; that is, an era that praised logic and man’s intelligence and potential and looked for potential utopia ran smack dab into the Industiral Revolution, shortly followed by World War I and World War II.

Postmodernism isn’t just “I get to interpret things however I like” in fandom and literature.  It’s a philosophy of skepticism and subjectivity, born from an era where suddenly nothing was as certain as it seemed.

Excuse me, what? Postmodernism was thoughy up by people who can’t create anything? Well fuck, I guess someone needs to dig up Heller and Vonnegut tell them they’re uncreative hacks.

A large portion of everything written post WW2 is postmodern. Supernatural with its Man v Fate, Man v God (literally textually The Author), Humanism Wins message IS postmodern.

Postmodernism wasn’t created on tumblr. Postmodernism is old.

dreamsfromthebunker:

rosemoonweaver:

So let me get this straight: the BMoL was willing to kill every American hunter because one of their little jerks got killed accidentally and 2/3 of the Winchesters weren’t playing by their rules.
BUT the entire base of BMoL operatives was wiped out including a senior member and both people in the running for head of the reformed American branch and they’re…just not going to retaliate..??? The “kill all monster forever and shoe now mercy” people? The “recruit orphans and make children kill each other to prove their worth” people? Are going to retaliate?

@rosemoonweaver – I’d been wondering this too. And it would make sense for them to retaliate. This isn’t the Stynes, where it was pretty clear that Dean wiped out 99% of them. No, the BMOL was a group with the majority of it’s resources still back in the UK.

Whatever win Sam and co. achieved it is temporary. There’s a whole load of assholes, who don’t even need to deal with regular airport security, just an international flight away.

But yeah, it’s questionable why this obvious point was not pointed out. Sam isn’t that stupid.

And the Stynes were only in like three episodes. They might’ve figured they weren’t going to work, which, okay sure, that’s fine, but the BMoL stuck around for an entire season. They were the big bad for all intents and purposes 

Sam definitely isn’t that stupid…but the writers….

Like, I think what really bothers me is that there was a clear way to keep the BMoL out of the Winchester’s hair and keep them from being a threat and that was converting an inside man. (I know, I know, I’m biased. I liked Ketch and I liked Mick – if a little less than Ketch but whatever.) The big issue is that you either have to wipe every single last BMoL operative out or find someone to reform the entire system or you still have the same problem. These people are dangerous to every monster and every human and just because they left America alone doesn’t mean they’re not gonna try again or try with France or Germany or somewhere else. They could easily retaliate and come in much faster and harder than they did last time and the Winchesters might not have a way to find out where they’re set up or how many there are this time…

Or it becomes a big fat mess of wasted potential and is never brought up again.

So let me get this straight: the BMoL was willing to kill every American hunter because one of their little jerks got killed accidentally and 2/3 of the Winchesters weren’t playing by their rules.
BUT the entire base of BMoL operatives was wiped out including a senior member and both people in the running for head of the reformed American branch and they’re…just not going to retaliate..??? The “kill all monster forever and shoe now mercy” people? The “recruit orphans and make children kill each other to prove their worth” people? Are going to retaliate?

justanothersaltandburn:

rosemoonweaver:

justanothersaltandburn:

Seriously! Like, yeah, I get that he was a demon and he was potentially dangerous being around too many people, but they could have played with exactly how dangerous he could potentially be. They seemed to want to do that with the whole MoC thing so why not just extend the demon thing for a little longer? ugh. Yeah, I’m a little bitter about how little demon!Dean we got.

@rosemoonweaver YES! It was like – MoC was demon!Dean without the super powers. Which, yeah, sure, I get that but– Come on. Give us a little more. I love it when the brothers are together and all that jazz as much as the next fan but– Sometimes a little bit of different is nice. Especially since they spent that whole damn season fighting anyways.

Yes! Like, honestly, I don’t think I would have minded if Sam and Dean were separated for a little longer. They always come back to each other anyway, so I don’t see why they couldn’t just play with that for a bit. Or even just give us more than Dean singing karaoke when they were separated. I dunno. Maybe I’m in the minority, but I don’t see anything wrong with giving Sam and Dean a little time apart if it cranks up the angst factor and there’s a good reason for it. And demon!Dean was as good a reason as they’re ever really gonna have. The lying to each other and fighting thing got old in season 2 for me. 

You and I are both minority then because I agree completely. The fighting over the same stuff got dull fast. But demon!Dean, hell even purgatory!Dean – were both great ways to separate the bros and add to the angst without being dull. Purgatory would have been a little harder to work considering they fucked up Sam’s entire storyline while Dean was in purgatory so there would have been almost no Sam on screen if they’d kept him there longer (because seriously – no one wants to see Sam with that dull ass existence while Dean’s fighting for his life in Purgatory.)

Definitely! 

I really hate what they did to Sam when Dean was in purgatory. Like, I get why he ran off – he was depressed, had no idea how to fix it and had no one left so he was hiding – but they never did anything more than give that a throwaway line. And I wish they would have explored Sam’s grief more but they don’t seem to be good at exploring grief these days. But yeah. It could have been great angst if they did more with it. Like if they would have had Sam look for Kevin, kill demons, and angst about the fact that he didn’t know how to even try to get Dean back or if it was even possible. 

I’ve never been a fan of Sam and Dean fighting. Even in the early seasons, I was like… why? There are ways to drive tension and angst without having characters lie and fight and there are plenty of things spn has done in the past that could have provided that but I think they’re too afraid to actually do that. 

justanothersaltandburn:

rosemoonweaver:

justanothersaltandburn:

rosemoonweaver:

Kind of giggling because I never even considered that aspect when giving out prompts – we have the whole range of weather where I live.

lol. It’s funny, honestly. And just my luck if I’m honest. I have a habit of getting prompts for challenges that I’m like… huh? But that’s what google and friends who live up north are for. 

We usually do get snow at least twice a winter around here, this year was just odd. And, we’re never prepared for any kind of snow that’s more than a light dusting. A few years back we had a ton of snow storms and power went out in the northern part of the state. Pipes froze all over the place and roofs caved in. It was a disaster.

Weather around here is either windy or hot. That’s pretty much it. 

We live in a valley in the mountains up north, so we get winds like none other, freezing weather in the winter with a ton of snow, and hot af summer weather. Today was just muggy because it was hot as hell plus thunderstorms which ehhh. But. 

Has this happened before btw? Where I’ve tossed you a prompt you were honestly lost on? (Cause if it has I might actually start feeling a little bad lol – the people I know usually get the weird prompts because I know if they can handle it – but if I’ve tossed you some that have been too weird just lemme know!)

Ugh! That’s way too much weather. I know I complain about the heat a lot, but I prefer the dry heat to muggy/humid weather or snow. I’ll keep my boring ol’ desert lol. Though, there are big mountains in the city so those probably get snow. I don’t venture up there much. Too many bears and snakes (I saw a rattlesnake once on a fifth grade field trip – scared the crap out of me). 

It’s happened once or twice but it wa more that I’d never written it before. I got pet play once and that was something I’d never even explored…not complaining though because that was a lot of fun. The colors were tricky but that was fine. I don’t mind getting weird or different prompts, though. That’s part of why I sign up for challenges. I like to push myself so don’t ever worry about giving me weird stuff. If it’s waaay too far out of my comfort zone I’ll let you know. 🙂 

Now I’m really giggling – wild animals are just kinda… The norm here. We have deer, raccoons and the occasional big cat wander through our front yards regularly and I’ve had to help a friend save a baby moose stuck in a rancher’s fence – Never been face to face with a bear but we do have them, they just stay to themselves unless you bug ‘em. Some foxes and wolves too – but again, they keep to themselves. Lots of little critters (fucking hate the squirrels where I live – they’re assholes. I’d rather deal with a fucking bobcat than a pissed off squirrel). Less snakes (too cold) but we have a few (ten species? I think?) but only the rattlesnake is dangerous – the rest aren’t gonna hurt you if you get bit – I’m a big snake lover though so. 

And shit – you’ve been doing rscc that long? Man – time flies. Next months theme is gonna be one that’ll be weird as hell for folks – I’m doing it on account of kink bingo, hoping to help some folks fill a square – a specific brand of adult novelty toy that has quite a reputation for being… Unique.

Geewiz. I’ll stick to the illusion that wild animals are far away. My city is weird as hell, honestly. Like, we have a forest in the middle of the city and mountains not that far from where my grandma lives. (Not to mention the freaking amusement park a block away from my old high school. That has nothing to do with the conversation, I just have to keep mentioning it because it’s weird and random as hell.) So every spring we get bears (usually small ones) wandering into the richer neighbourhoods near the base of the mountains. And there are the occasional coyotes but they don’t like to hang around too much and I’ve heard them more than seen them. We get prairie dogs a lot though. And, you can’t do anything about prairie dogs if they decide to make your yard home because they’re a protected species. Lots of snakes and rats though. I actually mind the rats more, even though I prefer rodents to snakes, because people around here literally get the plauge from rats. My ex was a snake lover. He had a couple of pythons, which I didn’t mind as long as I didn’t have to be around when he fed them. Most of the wild ones around here are rattlers though, and I’m not screwing around with those. 

I have! I think I caught the second round? I’ve missed a few months here and there but I’ve been doing it pretty much since I found it. I can’t believe it’s been almost a year though. Also, now I’m curious… I kinda want to know but I also want to be surprised. 

Lipstick and Love Notes

SPN Rare Ship CC: Round 8 | rosemoonweaver vs. @mariaghost
Prompt: Jelly Bean
Ship: Meg/Abaddon
Word Count: 1,610
Tags/Warnings: AU – human, 1920′s (ish?), burlesque dancers, burlesque dancer!Abaddon, nudity, mild sexual content, open relationships, love notes (more like lust notes honestly), lipstick kink (if that’s a thing)
A/N: The prompt is the color of Meg’s lipstick. I didn’t name it, but the color can be found over here
Summary: There’s a note on Abaddon’s vanity. 
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There was a note on her vanity.

Abaddon was no stranger to love notes. She got them at least three times a week. So many lonely men would try to sneak her letters, whether they slid them to the server girls or tried to sneak backstage to leave them for her to find, or even slipped them into her bodice when she walked the floor, but very few of them actually succeeded in catching her attention. Most of the time she checked the names at the bottom first. If it was someone important, a senator or a businessman, or a bootlegger, she’d respond with a little light flirting. If it was a name she didn’t recognize, it went in the trash. Most of them were the same. They’d compare her to the moon, to the sun, drown in the dark pools of her eyes, and beg to lose themselves in her legs. Most of them were written on the same kind of paper, too, all place white and black in. There was so little imagination to any of them.

This one, however, was different. For one, it was on her vanity. No man had ever managed to get backstage unless of course they were invited, and Abaddon hadn’t invited anyone back in at least a week. None of the other girls had, either, to her knowledge. This note was also in an actual envelope sealed with wax.

Abaddon pulled her silk robe tighter around her shoulders, popping the wax off the envelope with her nail. The note had been written on light pink paper.

Temptress:

I’m not one for poetry, but you’ve spurred me to put ink to paper.

You’re wicked, igniting me to my core, burning me from the inside out, and I can’t be bothered to care.

The way you bat your eyes, the way you flaunt your soft curves; I just can’t help myself.

I haven’t known the touch of a woman in years and yet – you make me ache.

I have to wonder if you’re soft all the time or if you bite and rake your nails down the backs of those fortunate to lie with you.

I wonder, do your thighs tremble when you’re breathless in pleasure like mine do when I dare to pretend the one touching me is you?

It was signed with a single letter, an M in hasty, jagged script.

Abaddon blinked a few times before folding the note back up and slipping it back into its envelope. It was certainly one of the more explicit notes she’d ever gotten. Not that she minded, though. She’d take explicit over the flowery notes any day of the week. The M was new, though. She thought back to the men she knew who frequented the club, even the ones that usually paid attention to the other girls. She drew a blank but resolved to take the note home with her.

~~~~

I saw your fan dance.

It’s funny, that you’re up on stage flutter those glittery fans, your breasts peeking from behind those feathery curtains like you’re some kind of angel but I know better.

You’re wicked; some kind of demon sent to drag me to hell.

I would go willingly because even the fires of damnation couldn’t scorch me the way your gaze does.

Even Hell might be some kind of Heaven if I got the chance to taste the sweat on your skin or the nectar between your thighs.

–    M

It was the second note Abaddon had gotten in less than a week. Apparently, this M was a new admirer of hers, but she hadn’t seen anyone new in the crowd the past few nights. Perhaps it was a shy man who’d only now got the courage to leave her messages. That was fine, too, but she wished she knew who it was. If it was someone who’d bribed their way back here it was fine, but it was someone who’d snuck back that could be dangerous. She decided she’d wait a week to tell the manager, Alistair. If he thought it was something to worry about, then she’d keep an eye out, but as the notes were only lustful and didn’t demand any kind of meeting yet, she didn’t figure it would be an issue.

She slipped the note into her purse and decided to take it back home and keep it with the other one.

~~~~

Alistair had placed an additional bouncer at the entrance to the dressing rooms, so whoever left the note by Abaddon’s flower vase must have been paying. This was the fourth note in as many weeks, written on the same paper, signed with the same initial. She’d have to ask the bouncer who he’d let pass because she was starting to get curious about this mysterious admirer of hers.

I wonder if you’ve been keeping these notes. You must get so many day-to-day that it isn’t even of consequence to you. I might be as easily overlooked here as I am among the crowd. But you’re not. You could never be. How no one has snatched you up and away from this world, from my eyes, is a wonder to me.

Perhaps you aren’t interested in their affections? Perhaps they could never please you the way you’d want? I wonder if you’ve ever know the touch of a woman?

–    M

Abaddon smiled, reading the note over again. So, this mystery man wasn’t actually a man at all. This could be interesting. She hadn’t taken a female lover in quite some time, but she wasn’t opposed.

Abaddon tucked her admirer’s note into her purse and set out to write her own note, asking her admirer to meet sometime within the next week. She slipped the note under the flower vase and hoped for the best. It stayed there for there more days and then it was gone.

~~~~

Abaddon hadn’t gotten another note in a week and a half. It was a little disappointing if she were honest. It was intriguing to have another woman interested in her instead of yet another man. Perhaps her offer to meet had scared her admirer off. Some women liked to entertain the thought of a female lover but were too afraid to make the leap. It was alright, though, Abaddon had been there herself, once upon a time. She did hope it would change for her admirer, though. It would be a shame if she didn’t allow herself to explore because she was afraid.

There was a soft knock at Abaddon’s dressing room door. Her set was over, so it was probably just one of the girls.

“Come in,” she called, watching the door through the mirror. It swung open, and Abaddon locked eyes with a woman she’d never seen before through the mirror. “Can I help you?” She asked.

“You requested a meeting,” the woman said.

“Did I?”

“Your note was addressed to me, I believe.”

Abaddon swung around on her stool, crossing her ankles and leaning her legs to the side, letting her knee fall out of the open slit of her robe. “You must be M, then.”

“Meg. Masters. But you can call me Meg.”

“The bootlegger’s wife?”

“He knows I’m here,” Meg said, slipping into the room and shutting the door behind her. She was wearing a fur around her shoulders, but other than that her outfit attracted no attention. She wasn’t even wearing make-up aside from the nude pink lipstick on her lips.

“If he wanted to proposition me he could have done it himself.”

“Oh, believe me, he would have.” Meg was now standing less than a foot away and Abaddon allowed her gaze to fall down Meg’s form. The dress she wore didn’t hint at any of the curves of her body. “I’m here on my own account.”

“Oh?”

Meg hummed, stepping into Abaddon’s space. “I was wondering if you’d accompany me for the evening. My husband has business to attend to, so I’ll be alone the whole night.”

Abaddon smirked. Meg’s perfume wafted off her skin. It was a soft, spicy scent like cloves and sugar. “I don’t usually keep housewives company.”

Meg laughed. “I’m not looking for a lot more than company.”

“You’re looking for… what exactly?” Abaddon asked. She knew good and well what Meg was interested in but she wanted to hear her say it. She wasn’t one to be propositioned in vague terms.

“Sex,” Meg said, slipping her hand up Abaddon’s knee, stopping midway up her thigh.

“Is it going to be worth my while?” Abaddon asked.

Meg smirked, her eyes lingering at the top of Abaddon’s robe and the hint of cleavage there. “Definitely.”

~~~~

It had been three weeks since Meg took her back to the home she shared with her husband; three weeks since they writhed together on Meg’s silk sheets hands tugging in hair and tongues laving against skin. It had been some of the best sex Abaddon had had in a long time. It had been a shame it had come to an end so soon.

There was a note on Abaddon’s vanity. She smiled to herself, pulling it out of its envelope.

I’d love to see you again.

I’ll be around after midnight if you’ll wait for me.

–    Meg

PS. There’s a tube of my lipstick on the vanity. It looked so good smeared across your neck last time. I think it’d look lovely smeared across my thighs.

Abaddon chuckled to herself, finding the golden tube of lipstick in front of her mirror. She wiped off her own dark red lipstick and pulled off the cap, applying the nude pink color to her lips.


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