@intotheruins replied to your post “Reylo + one of them is a siren? :D”

Either way it would have been fascinating, but I can just SEE Kylo as a siren. It’d be sexy/dangerous AF. <3

Hehehe. Thank you for giving me the perfect opportunity to rec a fic that is exactly like that. Siren’s Song by DragonWhiskers. It’s delightful in so many ways but also because it’s kind of horrifying. I don’t want to say too much because I don’t want to give the ending away but it is… fraught. And of course, everything else the author has written is gold, too. 

Just throwing it out there because I think you share my weakness for scary, dark-eyed monster boys. 

Reylo + one of them is a siren? :D

intotheruins:

rosemoonweaver:

This prompt was super mean because I couldn’t decide who I wanted to be the siren so I sat here for way too long thinking about it. 😛 

Rey’s had this dream so many times it feels like a memory. The waves licking at her ankles as she descends into the water, the dark eyes that pierce her soul and beckon her closer and, above all else, the song, slow and sweet, as mournful as a funeral march and as sultry as a love song. She doesn’t recognize the feel of skin on skin, the scrape of scales against her calves – she doesn’t realize it’s not a dream until her face hits the water. 

*cackles* I was very curious about who you would pick.

Also DAMN, you did a lot with one paragraph! That is gorgeous.

Thank You! 💜

I honestly almost went with siren!Rey but I guess I’m just in one of those “edging on darker stuff” mood tonight. It was a close call.

And thank you for the prompt!

@intotheruins replied to your post “Genderfluid Bisexual Problems: seeing a pretty guy and simultaneously…”

Okay I laughed because as a trans guy I actually totally understand what
you just said, lol :D. Also, you can totally be a pretty boy who dates
boys *nodnod*

lol. The struggle is real, isn’t it? Sometimes you just look at a guy and you’re like, he’s so hot and I wish I could just bite him. And then you’re like, no wait, I’d rather look like him so that pretty guys will want to bite me. NO WAIT I want both of those things at the same time. 

I honestly wish there was a way that I could pull off looking more boyish without surgery or hormones. Right now I tend to use make-up and different tricks to make my shape look different. Sometimes I can pull if off but I’m like “i still really wanna wear eyeliner and lipstick, though.” because I don’t look like a guy wearing make-up, I look like a girl in a hoodie. One of these days I’ll figure out the perfect combination, though. Then it’s all over for everyone because I will look awesome and all the boys will trip over themselves around me lol. 

🔥 okay, gimme an unpopular ship opinion :D

Oh, so now I have to decide to piss of, eh? lol. (I’m joking.) Alrighty. *cracks knuckles* 

I can’t really think of a controversial opinion I haven’t already expressed tbh. I guess I’ll just say that one thing that pisses me off more than anything else is when shipping is used as some kind of “test” or marker for determining how good of a person someone is. Like, I just want two (or more) fictional characters to kiss. I want to explore dynamics. It’s a silly hobby that doesn’t really mean that much in the grand scheme of the universe. 

And, to be honest, screaming at me about how I need to support or ship one thing over the other is a pretty good way of making me not only not do that, but start to hate the ship someone else is pushing. I get the desire to see certain things but like, if I’m not interested in the dynamic I’m not interested in the dynamic. 

intotheruins:

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intotheruins:

@rosemoonweaver replied to your post:
The “pure” side of tumblr: everything must be..

Truely you are a fandom hero   

LOL, I just hit the “fuck it” boiling point, I think. The scary thing is that fic I described? Totally writing it. Complete with bestiality mention. It’s just a freaking bizarre crossover and I’m pretty sure only two people are reading it, heh. 

Also… going to have a total autistic moment here and ask: what was the tone of your response meant to be? lol sorry, I suck X_X.

It was a compliment, don’t worry. More of a “hell yeah, do it!” kind of tone. And don’t say that you suck! You don’t suck! Don’t make me be aggressively encouraging! Lol.

And I’m glad you’ve hit the “fuck it” boiling point. Write what you want and enjoy it! If other people don’t like it they can go to grass and eat weeds. I support you and your wild fic 110% .

Okay yay! Lol don’t worry, when I say I suck it’s more “I suck in this second but in a minute I’ll have forgotten why and be awesome again.” And half the time I say that and I’m actually thinking of sucking dick and then I’m like… damn why am I not doing that yet.

Erm, yes. Anyway. XD (it’s one of THOSE nights!)

GO TO GRASS AND EAT WEEDS. OMG. I LOVE THAT. I may steal that. I may tell my boss to do that tomorrow, actually. Just to see his face. He’s a dumbass anyway, he deserves to be confused. Also thank you for the support! ^_^. And now that I’m on this topic… what’s the weirdest thing you’ve written? (I may not answer until tomorrow, I gotta go crash. My sleep schedule changed on me and now I seem to sleep early, which. wtf. lol).

*snort* Sex on the brain, eh? Me too, lol. I really need to write some damn fic or something lol. And good. Be nice to yourself. 

My grandmother says it all the time. She’s got lots of older expressions that are great for telling someone to fuck off without telling them to fuck off. Your boss probably won’t have a clue what you’re saying and it will be great. lol. 

Oh gods. So, the weirdest thing I’ve ever written included the tag “No Actual Corpse Fucking” so that should probably give you an idea lol. It was a part of the serial killer AU series I’m working on. (winjimstiel) In which Jimmy is a necrophile (it’s a joke for myself based off one of the dumbest wanky points I’ve ever seen). It’s pretty much what you’re expecting, tbh. 

That. That is best tag I have ever seen, and I’ve seen some freaking weird tags. Why in the hell did you not include a link? Gimme link! *grabby hands* 😀

lol. Here you go. It’s probably the most twisted thing I’ve ever written so I hope you enjoy it! 

intotheruins:

rosemoonweaver:

intotheruins:

@rosemoonweaver replied to your post:
The “pure” side of tumblr: everything must be..

Truely you are a fandom hero   

LOL, I just hit the “fuck it” boiling point, I think. The scary thing is that fic I described? Totally writing it. Complete with bestiality mention. It’s just a freaking bizarre crossover and I’m pretty sure only two people are reading it, heh. 

Also… going to have a total autistic moment here and ask: what was the tone of your response meant to be? lol sorry, I suck X_X.

It was a compliment, don’t worry. More of a “hell yeah, do it!” kind of tone. And don’t say that you suck! You don’t suck! Don’t make me be aggressively encouraging! Lol.

And I’m glad you’ve hit the “fuck it” boiling point. Write what you want and enjoy it! If other people don’t like it they can go to grass and eat weeds. I support you and your wild fic 110% .

Okay yay! Lol don’t worry, when I say I suck it’s more “I suck in this second but in a minute I’ll have forgotten why and be awesome again.” And half the time I say that and I’m actually thinking of sucking dick and then I’m like… damn why am I not doing that yet.

Erm, yes. Anyway. XD (it’s one of THOSE nights!)

GO TO GRASS AND EAT WEEDS. OMG. I LOVE THAT. I may steal that. I may tell my boss to do that tomorrow, actually. Just to see his face. He’s a dumbass anyway, he deserves to be confused. Also thank you for the support! ^_^. And now that I’m on this topic… what’s the weirdest thing you’ve written? (I may not answer until tomorrow, I gotta go crash. My sleep schedule changed on me and now I seem to sleep early, which. wtf. lol).

*snort* Sex on the brain, eh? Me too, lol. I really need to write some damn fic or something lol. And good. Be nice to yourself. 

My grandmother says it all the time. She’s got lots of older expressions that are great for telling someone to fuck off without telling them to fuck off. Your boss probably won’t have a clue what you’re saying and it will be great. lol. 

Oh gods. So, the weirdest thing I’ve ever written included the tag “No Actual Corpse Fucking” so that should probably give you an idea lol. It was a part of the serial killer AU series I’m working on. (winjimstiel) In which Jimmy is a necrophile (it’s a joke for myself based off one of the dumbest wanky points I’ve ever seen). It’s pretty much what you’re expecting, tbh. 

intotheruins:

@rosemoonweaver replied to your post:
The “pure” side of tumblr: everything must be..

Truely you are a fandom hero   

LOL, I just hit the “fuck it” boiling point, I think. The scary thing is that fic I described? Totally writing it. Complete with bestiality mention. It’s just a freaking bizarre crossover and I’m pretty sure only two people are reading it, heh. 

Also… going to have a total autistic moment here and ask: what was the tone of your response meant to be? lol sorry, I suck X_X.

It was a compliment, don’t worry. More of a “hell yeah, do it!” kind of tone. And don’t say that you suck! You don’t suck! Don’t make me be aggressively encouraging! Lol.

And I’m glad you’ve hit the “fuck it” boiling point. Write what you want and enjoy it! If other people don’t like it they can go to grass and eat weeds. I support you and your wild fic 110% .