interview with a vampire – This is Not a Blog

lierdumoa:

laughingfish:

i-want-my-iwtv:

dwynnie:

interview with the vampire is a movie about two gay jerks raising a sociopathic child and then they get a divorce that results in a lot of death for a lot of people

In one of the gay jerks’ defense(Louis), he already wanted to divorce the other jerk who then thought the only *possible* solution to their relationship would be to steal a 4 years old and turn her into a vampire for them to parent for a hundred years therefore making her into a sociopath that tries to set him on fire.
*THEN* they get that divorce.

Louis: I want out of this murder marriage.

Lestat: You can’t abandon me and our child like this!!!

Louis: We don’t have a ch… what did you do?