You get me. You really get me. 

Wincest is Totes Evul because….

• There’s a height difference and everyone knows that height differences are bad because… reasons. 
• Age gap! Like four whole years worth of an age gap! Age gaps are inherently problematic!
• They’ve both died a whole shit load of times and everyone knows that when a person dies and their spirit leaves their body it’s necrophilia. 
• Power imbalance! Dean was Sam’s caretaker for a time growing up so that means, despite the fact Sam’s a grown ass man who moved away, has mad his own choices, and literally held the devil at bay, Dean will always have power over him. 
• They yell at each other a lot when they fight 😦 and good relationships never involve yelling ever. 
• They’ve punched each other a lot and possession isn’t a valid excuse for beating up on people. They should’ve tried harder to not be possessed. 

Eeeevul rating: 10/10 

Reylo is Totes Evul because….

• Another height difference! So bad! He’s too tall. He would crush her! 
• Ten year age gaps are even worse than four year age gaps! She was a toddler when he was a teenager. Is that the foundation of a good relationship? I think not!
• Rey shot first. She tried to kill him 😦 And then later she slashed his face open and that’s totally abusive guys. Fighting in a life or death situation aside, that’s bad. Rey wouldn’t make a good girlfriend. 
• He’s a super mega evil Machiavellian evil guy and she’s a precious uwu cinnamon roll so it would never work out. 
• Rey’s always yelling at Kylo and calling him names. Good relationship don’t ever involve yelling for any reason. 
• He’s king of the galaxy and she’s a former scavenger so their class difference means they’ve got a power imbalance. Everyone knows rich guy/poor girl romances are NOT A THING. 

Eeevul rating: 87/10

Send me a ship and I’ll be facetious as shit about why it’s totes evul!