Deancasjimmy with Cas trying to cook something.

Logically, Dean knows that smoke alarms are a good thing. They make his job as a firefighter a lot easier than it could be and of course if it weren’t for one smoke alarm in particular he never would have met either one of his beautiful, clueless boyfriends. Currently, though, he was tempted to rip the damn thing out of the wall and stomp on it.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Cas says through a cough, running water into the pan of… god only knows that he’d been attempting to cook.

Jimmy, already on the step-ladder and turning off the alarm, chuckles. “It’s alright, Cassie. Cooking isn’t your cup of tea. You can’t win ‘em all.”

Cas pouts, wiping his hands on the apron he stole from Dean to cover his clothes. He crosses his arms over this chest. “It shouldn’t be that hard.”

“Yeah, well, you come by it honestly. Mom could burn water, remember,” Jimmy says.

Cas huffs. “Yes, I remember.”

“Besides,” Dean says, “I’m sure Mrs. Tran appreciates it. We buy enough egg rolls to send Kevin to Harvard as it is.”

Dean narrowly dodges the sponge lobbed at his head.

However-many-sentences-I-feel-like AUs!

cough reylo wings cough cough

I’d say something, but I don’t have the right words to shame you so just pretend I’m pointing at you and stammering, k? K.

The first time she sees them, Rey gasps. They’re broken, horribly mangled things at his back, more bone and scabbed flesh than feathers, but she supposes they were beautiful once. Perhaps they were gray once, and soft like the down of a small animal instead of the singed black they are now.

She wants to reach out, to stroke the small clusters of feathers he still has into submission. She attempts as much, and her fingertips brush against his flight feathers before he pulls back, the shock in his eyes mirroring her own.

She has a thousand questions. Why hadn’t she seem them before? Where was he hiding them? What is he?

However, what comes out of her mouth is: “Who did this to you?”

The door slams and he’s gone seconds after the words leave her mouth.

3 (or whatever I feel like) Sentence AUs

Reylo + pirate au? Rey as a captain could be pretty hot, I’m just sayin

You know me so well, Tori. Also, curse you b/c this is way longer than three sentences.

“I hereby commander this ship and it’s cargo for myself. Surrender, or burn with the wreckage,” the woman – the pirate – said. Half his crew lay dead before her, their blood soaking into the deck at her feet. He’d heard stories of this woman; Rey, the pirate queen of Jakku.

“It is you,” Kylo murmured, his fingers twitching for the saber at his belt before he could stop himself.

She glared at his hand, her eyes alight with the a fire that could scorch the earth given half the chance. “Try it, knave,” she spat.

Against his better judgement, Kylo drew his weapon. If she wanted his surrender or his life, she’d have to take it herself.

3 (or there abouts) Sentences AUs!

Sastiel or Wincestiel + newly turned creature Sam still wants to play with his boyfriend.

After nearly two weeks of searching through all the demon lore at their disposal, the Winchesters had come to the conclusion that all there was left to do was keep Sam away from people and hope for the best until they had a better plan.

There was no cure for the bite of an incubus, and as the only non-human in the bunker, Castiel had volunteered to look after him and make sure he was at least eating.

Though, when Sam crowded him up against the door and shoved a hand down his pants, hissing “finally. I thought I’d starve to death in here,” it occurred to Castiel that he may have grossly underestimated how far gone Sam truly was.

3 (or there abouts) Sentence AUs

Dean/Cas!Asmodeus phone sex

“Are you touching yourself?” The elder Winchester’s husky voice broke over a moan, his breathing heavy on the other end of the receiver.

Asmodeus rolled his eyes, pulling holding the phone a good three inches from his face but it did nothing to quiet the noise. “Yes, Dean,” he said in the borrowed baritone of Castiel’s voice, “I miss you so much.”

“God, baby, me too,” Dean nearly whispered before yowling like a wounded cat.

Really, Asmodeus wasn’t sure who he was torturing anymore, Castiel, who sat in the cell not ten feet away, mortified, or himself.

3 (or there abouts) Sentence AUs!

Power ranger/super hero AU with Dean/Ketch or Charlie/Jo

“It’s over, Ketch,” Dean shouted as the dust settled over what was left of the broken street between the two enemies.

“You say that every time,” Ketch said back, “yet every time you fail to do anything about it,” he strode forward, casting lightning out and away from his body in great, wing-like arches.

They both knew why he wouldn’t end it – after everything they’d been through, what they’d been to each other – but as Dean pulled back and gathered his remaining strength he knew he couldn’t stall the inevitable forever.

3 (or there abouts) Sentence AUs!

dean/benny/cas football team tryouts :D :D :D

Oh gods. I know nothing about football so I’m gonna go with soccer instead. That’s technically still football, right?

Castiel was staring Benny down as he settled into his stance at the goal, rocking from side to side on the balls of his feet. He’d have to score at least four goals to win the bet he and his boyfriends had made and then he’d be out of dish-washing duty for the next month.

As coach Singer blew his whistle and Castiel sent the ball sailing into the back of the net, he almost felt bad. Maybe he should’ve told them he’d been playing since he was four.

3 (or there’s abouts) Sentence AUs!

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Dean is sixteen the first time he kisses a girl. His heart is pounding so loud he can it like a drum beat in his ears. She leans over first, planting her soft lips against his, and it takes him a moment to get with the program. His lips are slow to move, too caught up in the shock of it all to really make an impression. It’s over all too soon, and he’s left dizzy, wide-eyed and stunned as she smiles down at her hands. Her name is Robin, and she probably won’t remember him in the years that come after this, but Dean’s never going to forget her.

Dean is seventeen the first time he kisses a boy. He’s got the hang of this thing now – the whole kissing thing – that is. He’s apparently good at it, and it’s a fun time for all involved. He’s in some small town in West Texas at the time, with a guy who he met at the county fair. He’d been wandering through the animal stalls, making faces at the sheep when he spotted that slick little smile underneath the brim of a cream-colored cowboy hat. His name is Aiden, and he’s much taller than Dean. He’s slim, all lean muscle and easy smiles and Dean thinks fuck it – no one is gonna care. No one is gonna see him. He’ll be gone in a week or two anyway. They kiss after the sun sets, behind the Ferris Wheel, hidden in the shadow of the tall fence along the perimeter. Dean’s whole body shudders when Aiden licks his lips, when his palms slide across Dean’s neck and his fingers edge into the ends of Dean’s hair. He smells like sweat and leather oil, and his groans cause Dean’s hips to jerk forward eagerly. He chuckles, easing Dean like a startled animal, drawing him forward with lips and teeth until they’re both breathless and giddy. They tease each other while throwing darts and gorging on fried cheese. Dean pretends his heart doesn’t hurt when his dad wrangles him and Sam into the car the next morning.

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So Rose, What Did You Do This Year?

Lemme tell you what I did this year. (In terms of writing, of course.) I wound up writing 29 new fics and reaching 194,929 words on Ao3 which is pretty nice if you ask me. I’ll do a comparison post to 2016 in a bit but for now, here’s everything I’ve written in a somewhat organized manner. (These are in order of kudos on my ao3 b/c that’s what I have it set to.)

Destiel

Under the Surface (M, 48,657)
Graphic Depictions of Violence, pirate Castiel, prince Dean, pirate AU

Shut Your Mouth (I’ll Shut it for You) (E, 2,803)
public sex, blow jobs, human AU, part of the Sex Like It’s a Competition ‘Verse

Deanjimstiel

Some Things Last (E, 61,706)
(there are a lot of tags, I suggest you read them)

Night at the Fish Zoo (E, 5,817)
octo!Dean, consentacles, bottom Jimmy, bottom Cas

A Little More Than Super Friends (E, 4,877)
cross dressing, bottom Jimmy, bottom Cas, top Cas, top Dean

Jimmy, Jemma, and Cas (M, 4,368)
drag queen Jimmy, genderfluid Cas, copious Sam embarassment

Beer Pong (T, 1,705)
college typical drinking, poly issues

Winjimstiel

Four Can Play at that Game (E, 5,422)
competitive sexting, so many sex tags

Safe and Sound (E, 3,783)
anxiety attacks, Dean’s fear of flying, rimming, blow jobs

The Bed Solution (T, 505)
domestic stuff

Wincest

Bliss (E, 3,169)
canon verse, first time, bottom Dean, top Sam

Off the Highway (E, 1,336)
panty kink, frottage, choking, part of the Peacemaker ‘verse

The Dragon’s Keep (WIP E, 5,723)
Graphic Depictions of Violence, dragon Sam, knight Dean, more tags to be added

These Roads We Take (M, 2,043)
canon verse, unhappy ending (my unofficial headcanon)

Various Rare Pairs and Polyships

Learning Curve (Sastiel) (T, 13,734)
teacher Sam, teacher Cas, ABO, beta Sam, alpha Cas

Crash and Burn (CasDeanIniasSam) (E, 1,404)
canon verse (ish), end verse, fallen Castiel, fallen Inias, recreational drug use

You Can’t Say That (Michean) (T, 1,980)
board games, fluff, alcohol

Angel Lust (SamJimmy) (E, 2,582)
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat (I mean it!), necrophilia, no actual corpse fucking, bottom Sam, top Jimmy, part of the Peacemaker ‘verse

Trigger Happy (SamJimmy) (E, 1,871)
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat (again), gunplay, dubious consent, pistol whipping, oral sex, part of the Peacemaker ‘verse

Stuck in a Snowglobe (Mr. Klean) (M, 2,983)
canon verse, magic, oral sex

Lazy Sunday (DeanVictor) (E, 1,442)
cake, top Victor, bottom Dean

Passive-Aggressive Undertaking (Mr. Klean, DeanMeg, DeanKetchMeg) (E, 4,687)
enemies to lovers, prank war, hate sex, funeral home AU

Maybe It’s Fairies (EileenJessSam) (T, 1,767)
mischief, no supernatural AU, domestic

Odes to College Love (SamBrady) (M, 549)
bad poetry, unhappy ending, pre-canon

Femslash

Maybe Florida Isn’t So Bad (DonnaJody) (T, 1,767)
canon verse, hunting, get together

Nightmares and Teddy Bears (AnnaRuby) (T, 1,517)
human AU, moms Anna and Ruby, mental illness

Lipstick and Love Notes (AbaddonMeg) (M, 1,610)
burlesque AU, implied sexual content, open relationships

Gen and/or Negligible Pairings

Catharsis (T, 1,307)
canon verse, child abuse, john winchester’s a+ parenting, violence against trees

The First Loves of Dean Winchester (M, 1,866)
Underage, bisexual Dean, internalized biphobia, first kisses, first times

Some Things Last

jamesnovakwinchester:

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Title: Some Things Last

Author: @jamesnovakwinchester – [ao3]

Artist: @dragonpressgraphics – [ao3]

Fic Link: [Ao3]

Art Link: [Ao3]

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Major Tags: underage sex mentioned but not shown, Alternate Universe – No Supernatural, Multiple POVs, Angst, Lovers to Enemies, Enemies to Lovers, Homophobia, Bisexual Erasure, Biphobia,Chuck is a Dick, (and a bad dad), Childhood Trauma, Childhood Abuse, Minor Character Death, Past Character Death, First Meetings, Slow Burn, Love Triangle, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Cas and Jimmy are Twins, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Self-Destructive Thoughts, Self-Esteem Issues, Anxiety Disorders, Panic Attacks, Break-ups, Pining, Mutual Unrequited Pining, Love Confessions, Drunken Mistakes, Alcohol, Polyamory Negotiations, Explicit Sexual Content, Switch Dean, Switch Jimmy, Switch Cas, Threesome – M/M/M, Incest, Twincest, Sibling Incest,

Pairings: Castiel/Jimmy, Jimmy/Amelia, Jimmy/Dean, Castiel/Dean. Castiel/Jimmy/Dean, Dean/Lisa (past) Sam/Eileen (side), Michael/Hael (side), Balthazar/Meg (side), Chuck/Naomi (past),

Summary:

Jimmy Novak had nearly everything he’d ever wanted; a decent job, a beautiful daughter, and a boyfriend he adored. But his father’s sudden death threatens to destroy the things he holds most dear when he’s forced to come face-to-face with his past and the one person he never wanted to have to face again: his brother.

Castiel Novak had been managing life just fine. It hadn’t been going the way he’d expected, but still, things were fine. That was of course until his father died and he was back in the same room as his twin brother, Jimmy, and all that managing was a little harder to do. Between his brother, his memories, and his brother’s gorgeous new boyfriend, Castiel was fairly certain it’s only a matter of time before something snaps.

Dean Winchester thought he’d had things relatively figured out. He was in love and more than ready to take the next step with his boyfriend, until he found out about that twin brother his boyfriend had never mentioned. There’s some kind of damage between the two of them, shaking Jimmy up and messing with his head. Dean is determined to find out what and hopefully fix it. Now all he has to do is figure it out and not fall for Cas or lose Jimmy in the process.

Teaser:

“No, seriously,” Dean said, “this woman straight up watches me plant one on him and then proceeds to laugh about how she wishes more men were as open with their affection for their friends as we were.”

Castiel snorted.

“I suggested that we – ow!” Dean jumped, glaring at Jimmy across the table.

“Little ears,” Jimmy said, tipping his head towards Claire, who was pushing her rice into a single pile.

“Oh, right.”

Claire giggled, squirming in her seat. She seemed content to just sit there and play with her rice, popping a piece of chicken into her mouth every once in a while.

“So, you got a boyfriend, Cas?” Dean asked.

“No.”

“Don’t get out much?” Dean asked.

Castiel shrugged. “More than I used to, I suppose. I just haven’t had an interest in long-term dating, not since college.” That was probably the wrong thing to say, but it just kind of slipped out.

Jimmy squirmed in his seat, clearing his throat and pointedly ignoring Castiel’s gaze.

“Why not? Can’t imagine you haven’t gotten any offers.” Dean said.

“There have been offers. I just haven’t been interested.”

“Oh,” Dean said, “it’s one of those then.”

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