âSam – no –Â â Jimmy tries to shove at Samâs chest but itâs as if all strength has left his body. Somewhere, deep in his awareness, heâs panicking, screaming, thrashing against the magic that makes his body feel weak and numb, but that voice, that understanding of the situation, feels far away. Jimmy mumbles something and relents only vaguely conscious of the warmth of his own blood running down his neck and Samâs suckling.Â
Rose stands before her groom, Finn is his name, silently reminding herself that this was a good idea, no matter what Paige had said. They needed someone on the inside, someone to get tactical information back to the DâQar Kingdom and who better to do that than the wife of a general?Â
But as Finn bends to kiss her he brushes his lips past her ear, whispering so that only she can hear: âI know who you are and what youâre hear for and so do they so if you want make it through the week weâre both going to have to run.âÂ
Chapters: 3/11 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester, Castiel & Dean Winchester Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Max Banes, Jack Kline, Rowena MacLeod, Victor Henriksen, Patrick (Supernatural) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Magic, Alternate Universe – Soulmates, Witches, Familiars, Witch Sam Winchester, Witch Castiel, Familiar Dean Winchester, Cat Dean Winchester, Enemies to Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Dean Winchester, Emotionally Hurt Sam Winchester, Emotional Whump, Invasion of Privacy, Platonic Destiel, First Kiss, Frottage, Angst, Major Character Injury, Blood and Injury Summary:
Sam Winchester isn’t your typical witch. Practicing a taboo form of magic is bad enough, but it’s another thing entirely to have his brother for a familiar. He’s always been aware that there are those who would like to ruin both him and his brother by separating the two, either because they feel it’s unnatural for witches and their familiars to be related or because they want to steal Dean’s magic for their own. So when Castiel Novak shows up claiming Dean’s his familiar… well Sam’s not willing to go down without a fight.
Castiel Novak is a loner. It’s mostly by choice, but really, what choice do you have when you can see the threads that orchestrate relationships? He knows he can’t get too close to people, because in his experience they always leave when the people they’re destined to love show up. So imagine his luck when he finds both his familiar and the man he’s destined to have a relationship within the same week! It’s really just too bad he and Sam can’t seem to get along for five minutes. The threads have never been wrong before but damn would it make it easier if they could just hate each other instead.
Chapter three of the fic @trisscar368 and I are working on is up!Â
Chapters: 1/11 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester, Castiel & Dean Winchester Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Max Banes, Jack Kline, Rowena MacLeod, Victor Henriksen, Patrick (Supernatural) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Magic, Alternate Universe – Soulmates, Witches, Familiars, Witch Sam Winchester, Witch Castiel, Familiar Dean Winchester, Cat Dean Winchester, Enemies to Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Dean Winchester, Emotionally Hurt Sam Winchester, Emotional Whump, Invasion of Privacy, Platonic Destiel, First Kiss, Frottage, Angst, Major Character Injury, Blood and Injury Summary:
Sam Winchester isn’t your typical witch. Practicing a taboo form of magic is bad enough, but it’s another thing entirely to have his brother for a familiar. He’s always been aware that there are those who would like to ruin both him and his brother by separating the two, either because they feel it’s unnatural for witches and their familiars to be related or because they want to steal Dean’s magic for their own. So when Castiel Novak shows up claiming Dean’s his familiar… well Sam’s not willing to go down without a fight.
Castiel Novak is a loner. It’s mostly by choice, but really, what choice do you have when you can see the threads that orchestrate relationships? He knows he can’t get too close to people, because in his experience they always leave when the people they’re destined to love show up. So imagine his luck when he finds both his familiar and the man he’s destined to have a relationship within the same week! It’s really just too bad he and Sam can’t seem to get along for five minutes. The threads have never been wrong before but damn would it make it easier if they could just hate each other instead.
The first chapter of mine and @trisscar368âs sastiel big bang! Check it out!Â
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Jimmy Novak, Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jimmy Novak Additional Tags: Tentacles, Dubious Consentacles, Octopus Dean Winchester, Anal Sex, Self-Lubrication, Tentacle Sex, Sex with Sentient Animals, Castiel and Jimmy Novak Are Twins, Twincest, Sibling Incest, Threesome – M/M/M, Hand Jobs, Aquariums, GalacticCap Condoms, Bottom Jimmy Novak, Bottom Castiel, Bullshit Biology Summary:
Jimmy and Castiel Novak have a pretty easy job. As night guards at the aquarium, all they really have to do is make sure no one gets in and screws with the fish. Which, ya know, no one ever does.
But maybe what they should be worried about is that none of the fish wind up screwing with them.
i canât believe none of you assholes told me about this??? some of my favorite things:Â
a) octos b) dcj [jimmy] c) hilarious jokes [also from jimmy] d) flippinâ the script with dean as creature
thereâs a hentai joke⊠thereâs an mpreg joke⊠dean is adorable⊠self-lubricating tentacles, VERY convenient, and iâm willing to go with itâŠÂ
a note about consent: dean is a half-octo in an aquarium. he doesnât speak english but he does understand it, is sentient, and initiates contact with c&j.Â
let me reiterate: why didnât anyone tell me about this???? iâm disgruntled.Â
WAIT I JUST READÂ âTHE SHAPE OF WATERâ (+TWINCEST)
now that i realize that, i would put it slightly below the fishfucker movie, ONLY because there was no space race talk in thisÂ
add in a joke from jimmy about the soviets and this will far surpass guillermo del torroâs 2017 masterpiece âthe shape of waterâ starring sally hawkins and that fishdude
I have no idea if this crack piece even deserves to be compared to The Shape of Water but you know what. Iâm totally gonna take it! Thank you!Â
Iâm so glad this weird little fic is giving so many people such joy. And that my stupid mpreg and hentai jokes make people laugh lol.Â
Thanks for reading it and Iâm glad you enjoyed it!Â
Now the devilâs in a rush And this duct tape makes you hush Hey there Sedona let me cut you a deal Iâm a little hungover and I have to steal your soul – Sedona – Houndmouth
The first thing Ketch noticed upon waking was just how stiff his muscles were. Sure, heâd been a little more physical than usual the night before, but he could barely move his legs and his arms… he didnât think heâd been that rough on his body.Â
âMorning, sleeping beauty,â the voice of the previous nightâs bed mate call out from the in-suite bathroom.Â
Ketch attempted to roll over, to lift himself off the mattress, but was unable. All at once the sensation of thick, coarse rope around his wrists, the tape plastered to his lip, and sticky, dried sweat came to the forefront of his awareness. Well, that explained the stiffness, then.Â
Dean, the man heâd shared the night with, came out of the bathroom, straight razor in his hand. He was wearing the same thing he had been before, a blood red shirt over a dark t-shirt and jeans and a wicked smile that promised all manner of new troubles.Â
âSorry about the restraints but I canât exactly let a Man of Letters out of my sight now, can I?â Deanâs eyes flashed black as he spoke, beating the flat back of the razor against his palm.Â
Ketch glared at him. Thatâs the punishment for forgoing proper demon checks with his dalliances then.Â
âNow, Iâm a little short on time, and as much as Iâd like to drag this out a little more I canât afford it. So, hereâs the deal; you tell me what I want to know and I slit your throat. You waste my time and I make sure you never walk again and dump your ass in the middle of the desert for the buzzards to deal with. Capisce?Â
Ketch rolled his eyes and mumbled behind the tape.Â
Dean huffed in response. âYou know, all you gotta do is shake your head.âÂ
Ketch let out an indignant puff of air and nodded. Only then did Dean rip the tape off his mouth, taking a good portion of the skin on his lips with it.Â
âYou bastard,â Ketch muttered, sucking his bloodied bottom lip into his mouth.Â
âIâve been called worse,â Dean said, pressing his thumb to the edge of the blade. âNow,â he said, âI know you know where the American base for the Men of Letters is. Youâre going to tell me.âÂ
“Lebanon, Kansas,â Ketch said.Â
âOkay well if youâre…. wait, what?â Dean froze mid-gesture to stare down at Ketch. âJust like that?âÂ
âJust like that,â he said.
âYou got a death wish or something man? âCause I gotta say, youâre killinâ my murder high here.âÂ
âIf you kill me, Iâll just come back. Itâs an inconvenience, at best.âÂ
âYouâre not a witch.âÂ
âNo, but I happen to know a very powerful on. Have known a very powerful one since the 18th century.âÂ
Ketch smirks as Deanâs eyebrow raises. âWell then Iâll kill them, too.âÂ
âI doubt your King would be too pleased with that,â Ketch said.Â
Deanâs expression grew tight as his gaze skimmed up and down Ketchâs nearly naked body, spread out like a starfish on the bed.Â
âYou have your location. You can kill me now if you want, though Iâd ask you to hurry if youâre going to. I have a schedule to keep, too.âÂ
Dean shrugged, raising the razor to Ketchâs throat.Â
âOr,â Ketch said, âI can tell you the easiest ways to counteract the magic that makes the bunker impenetrable to demons. And where they keep their best artifacts.âÂ
Deanâs hand stills, and with one swift movement, he moves the razor away from Ketchâs throat and slashes through the rope that binds his right wrist to the headboard.Â
âThatâs what I thought,â Ketch said with a smirk.Â
Rating: Explicit Word Count: 20,701 Archive Warnings: None Major Tags: Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Post-Season/Series 12, Eileen Leahy Lives, Canon-Typical Violence, Case Fic, Magic, Past Character Death, Sharing a Bed, First Kiss, First Time, Vaginal Sex, Sam Winchester Has Self-Esteem Issues, Castiel/Dean Winchester (side pairing) – Freeform Summary: Sam is reeling after Eileen shows up, alive and totally unscathed, at the Winchesterâs door. Heâd seen her dead with his own two eyes, but apparently thatâs just another one in the cruel string of fake-outs, near misses, and actual deaths his life has become these past thirteen years. He should be grateful that sheâs alive, and he certainly is, but now heâs faced with the a reality that is somehow even worse. Heâs still got feelings for her, and his drive to make sure she doesnât wind up actually dead this time are putting a damper on whatever chance he thought they could have had at a real relationship. He doesnât doubt her abilities, but he has no idea if heâs strong enough to make that leap.
There ainât language for the things Iâve seen And the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams The truth is stranger than all my dreams Holy darkness got a hold on me – Lord Huron – Meet Me in the WoodsÂ
Thereâs a cabin in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. It used to belong to Rufus Turner, then Bobby, and now itâs Deanâs. Not officially, of course, but Dean seriously doubts anyone is going to challenge him on the property rights, not when the guy who owned it before Rufus turned into the chew toy for a pack of werewolves. For all intents and purposes, itâs Deanâs, and itâs served as his little safe haven for when things get too messy and he just needs some time to his damn self.Â
The first thing Dean does when he walks in is kick off his boots and drop his duffel. In years past, heâd have to sweep the house first, checking the demon traps and scaring off the raccoons that decided to make it a home when he wouldnât. Now, however, he gets to pretend that itâs something that it really isnât – that itâs a home.Â
âWish I knew you were headed in, chief,â Bennyâs voice rumbles out from the kitchen, âIâdâa made you a pie.âÂ
Dean snorts. âWe both know you wouldâve just bought one,â he calls back as he hooks his jacket behind the door.Â
âCan you blame me? You never tried that fancy lattice work. Pain in the ass pastry is what it is,â Benny says.Â
Dean sneaks into the kitchen on socked feet. He tries to be quiet, and Benny tries to pretend he doesnât know exactly where Dean is as he keeps his eyes on the stove, stirring away at the pot. Itâs almost like a game, a watered-down version of who they really are. At the end of the day, Deanâs still a hunter and Bennyâs still a vampire, no matter how theyâve skewed that relationship from what most of their respective kinds would consider acceptable.Â
Benny lets him wind this time, with Dean coming up behind and wrapping his arms around Bennyâs middle, burrowing his nose in the crook of his neck. Benny chuckles. âRough couple of months I take it?âÂ
Dean grunts, nuzzling closer. He smells like the forest and paprika and whatever other warm, earthy spices perfume the air around them. He smells like the closest thing to home Deanâs known in his whole adult life.Â
âI missed you,â Dean says, planting a kiss to Bennyâs shoulder.Â
He catches the soft look in Bennyâs eyes. Itâs one heâs seen so many times before. You donât actually have to leave, it says. You could stay forever, it says. Iâd spend the rest of your life waiting on your sorry ass and Iâd only mildly complain about it, it says. It kills Dean every time.Â
He buries his face in the thick flannel of Bennyâs shirt. One of these days heâs going to give in. If he lives that long. One of these days heâll give up on hunting down evil and spend the rest of his life complaining about the arthritis in his knees and the price of laundry soap with his un-dead pseudo-husband.Â
The friends he has left will understand. Everyone else will think heâs gone crazy. Hell, maybe he has. But after years of seeing the shit heâs seen, doing the shit heâs done; after years of that crap dancing behind his eyelids when he falls asleep, he deserves a little silver lining. Itâs nuts, but who the hell ever said Dean Winchester was the paragon of normal, rational choices?Â
Yeah, heâd break down and say to hell with it. One of these days.Â
Iâm a scholar and a gentleman And I usually donât fall when I try to stand I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt But I make these high heels work – Panic! At the Disco – Donât Threaten Me With a Good Time
He found Jimmy in the pool, asleep on a raft with one arm dangling in the water and the skirt of a salmon dress hiked up to mid-thigh.Â
âWhat the fuck, Jimmy?â Dean shouted.Â
Of course that got his attention and the idiot sat up too quickly, tumbling right into the water below. He popped back up a second later, sputtering and coughing, hair in his face.Â
âDean! Youâre home early,â he said with a smile.Â
It might be funny if it werenât so damn stupid. Dean had come home a little early from his business trip and hoped to surprise the twins, maybe with breakfast in bed. That was, until he walked in to the disaster that had replaced his living room. In addition to the thousands of empty cups and pizza boxes heâd expected to find there were several dozen empty liquor bottles, at least two people he didnât recognize passed out on the floor, and glitter damn near ground into the carpet. There was also something stuck to the walls but he really didnât want to think about what that could possibly be.Â
So heâd gone away for a week like a responsible adult and his boyfriends had acted like teenagers. Great.Â
âWhat the fuck?â Dean said again.Â
Jimmy sighed, pushing his dripping bangs out of his face. âDo you want an explanation or do you just want to be mad?âÂ
âIdeally, both,â Dean said, shaking his head.Â
Jimmy huffed, swimming to the lip of the pool before hauling himself out of the water. He looked terrible, with his dress sopping wet and make-up smudged and running down his cheeks. It would be rude to laugh, but since when was Dean all that polite?Â
âI made semi-finals,â Jimmy said, wringing out the hem of his skirt. âSo,â he flapped his hands at the mess of discarded cans and over-turned lawn furniture in the backyard, âwe mightâve gotten a little excited.âÂ
âWait, really? So youâre going to Vegas next right?â Dean asked.Â
Jimmy smirked, shrugging his shoulders.Dean pulled him into his arms, not caring that getting and arm-full of sopping wet drag queen was definitely probably bad for the suit he wore.Â
âYouâre not mad?â Jimmy asked when Dean finally put him down.Â
âAbout the house? Kinda, yeah. But Iâm really proud of you. I just wish I couldâve been there to see it.âÂ
âCas recorded it, apparently,â Jimmy said.Â
âWhere is he anyway?â Dean asked, peering past Jimmy as if he expected the other twin to pop up behind him.Â
A grunt sounded from the rose bush near the door, and Dean turned to find Cas pulling himself out from behind it.Â