1 – winjimstiel (or, if you’d rather, wincestiel, wincest, jimstiel, sastiel, sam/jimmy) 2 – pirate au, creature au, or serial killer au. 3 – haha, good luck keeping that three sentences đŸ˜‰

“Sam – no – “ Jimmy tries to shove at Sam’s chest but it’s as if all strength has left his body. Somewhere, deep in his awareness, he’s panicking, screaming, thrashing against the magic that makes his body feel weak and numb, but that voice, that understanding of the situation, feels far away. Jimmy mumbles something and relents only vaguely conscious of the warmth of his own blood running down his neck and Sam’s suckling. 

Finnrose, uhhh, arranged marriage? Does that count as an AU?

Rose stands before her groom, Finn is his name, silently reminding herself that this was a good idea, no matter what Paige had said. They needed someone on the inside, someone to get tactical information back to the D’Qar Kingdom and who better to do that than the wife of a general? 

But as Finn bends to kiss her he brushes his lips past her ear, whispering so that only she can hear: “I know who you are and what you’re hear for and so do they so if you want make it through the week we’re both going to have to run.” 

Cat’s Cradle – Dragonwithatale, rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 3/11
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Castiel/Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester, Castiel & Dean Winchester
Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Max Banes, Jack Kline, Rowena MacLeod, Victor Henriksen, Patrick (Supernatural)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Magic, Alternate Universe – Soulmates, Witches, Familiars, Witch Sam Winchester, Witch Castiel, Familiar Dean Winchester, Cat Dean Winchester, Enemies to Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Dean Winchester, Emotionally Hurt Sam Winchester, Emotional Whump, Invasion of Privacy, Platonic Destiel, First Kiss, Frottage, Angst, Major Character Injury, Blood and Injury
Summary:

Sam Winchester isn’t your typical witch. Practicing a taboo form of magic is bad enough, but it’s another thing entirely to have his brother for a familiar. He’s always been aware that there are those who would like to ruin both him and his brother by separating the two, either because they feel it’s unnatural for witches and their familiars to be related or because they want to steal Dean’s magic for their own. So when Castiel Novak shows up claiming Dean’s his familiar… well Sam’s not willing to go down without a fight.

Castiel Novak is a loner. It’s mostly by choice, but really, what choice do you have when you can see the threads that orchestrate relationships? He knows he can’t get too close to people, because in his experience they always leave when the people they’re destined to love show up. So imagine his luck when he finds both his familiar and the man he’s destined to have a relationship within the same week! It’s really just too bad he and Sam can’t seem to get along for five minutes. The threads have never been wrong before but damn would it make it easier if they could just hate each other instead.

Chapter three of the fic @trisscar368 and I are working on is up! 

Cat’s Cradle – Dragonwithatale, rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

Cat’s Cradle – Dragonwithatale, rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 1/11
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Castiel/Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester, Castiel & Dean Winchester
Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Max Banes, Jack Kline, Rowena MacLeod, Victor Henriksen, Patrick (Supernatural)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Magic, Alternate Universe – Soulmates, Witches, Familiars, Witch Sam Winchester, Witch Castiel, Familiar Dean Winchester, Cat Dean Winchester, Enemies to Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Dean Winchester, Emotionally Hurt Sam Winchester, Emotional Whump, Invasion of Privacy, Platonic Destiel, First Kiss, Frottage, Angst, Major Character Injury, Blood and Injury
Summary:

Sam Winchester isn’t your typical witch. Practicing a taboo form of magic is bad enough, but it’s another thing entirely to have his brother for a familiar. He’s always been aware that there are those who would like to ruin both him and his brother by separating the two, either because they feel it’s unnatural for witches and their familiars to be related or because they want to steal Dean’s magic for their own. So when Castiel Novak shows up claiming Dean’s his familiar… well Sam’s not willing to go down without a fight.

Castiel Novak is a loner. It’s mostly by choice, but really, what choice do you have when you can see the threads that orchestrate relationships? He knows he can’t get too close to people, because in his experience they always leave when the people they’re destined to love show up. So imagine his luck when he finds both his familiar and the man he’s destined to have a relationship within the same week! It’s really just too bad he and Sam can’t seem to get along for five minutes. The threads have never been wrong before but damn would it make it easier if they could just hate each other instead.

The first chapter of mine and @trisscar368‘s sastiel big bang! Check it out! 

Cat’s Cradle – Dragonwithatale, rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

Night at the Fish Zoo – rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

reallyelegantsharkfish:

reallyelegantsharkfish:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Castiel/Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Jimmy Novak, Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester
Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jimmy Novak
Additional Tags: Tentacles, Dubious Consentacles, Octopus Dean Winchester, Anal Sex, Self-Lubrication, Tentacle Sex, Sex with Sentient Animals, Castiel and Jimmy Novak Are Twins, Twincest, Sibling Incest, Threesome – M/M/M, Hand Jobs, Aquariums, GalacticCap Condoms, Bottom Jimmy Novak, Bottom Castiel, Bullshit Biology
Summary:

Jimmy and Castiel Novak have a pretty easy job. As night guards at the aquarium, all they really have to do is make sure no one gets in and screws with the fish. Which, ya know, no one ever does.

But maybe what they should be worried about is that none of the fish wind up screwing with them.

i can’t believe none of you assholes told me about this??? some of my favorite things: 

a) octos
b) dcj [jimmy]
c) hilarious jokes [also from jimmy]
d) flippin’ the script with dean as creature

there’s a hentai joke
 there’s an mpreg joke
 dean is adorable
 self-lubricating tentacles, VERY convenient, and i’m willing to go with it
 

a note about consent: dean is a half-octo in an aquarium. he doesn’t speak english but he does understand it, is sentient, and initiates contact with c&j. 

let me reiterate: why didn’t anyone tell me about this???? i’m disgruntled. 

by @rosemoonweaver 

WAIT I JUST READ “THE SHAPE OF WATER” (+TWINCEST)

now that i realize that, i would put it slightly below the fishfucker movie, ONLY because there was no space race talk in this 

add in a joke from jimmy about the soviets and this will far surpass guillermo del torro’s 2017 masterpiece “the shape of water” starring sally hawkins and that fishdude

I have no idea if this crack piece even deserves to be compared to The Shape of Water but you know what. I’m totally gonna take it! Thank you! 

I’m so glad this weird little fic is giving so many people such joy. And that my stupid mpreg and hentai jokes make people laugh lol. 

Thanks for reading it and I’m glad you enjoyed it! 

Night at the Fish Zoo – rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

đŸ’« and Dean/Ketch?

Now the devil’s in a rush
And this duct tape makes you hush
Hey there Sedona let me cut you a deal
I’m a little hungover and I have to steal your soul
– Sedona – Houndmouth

The first thing Ketch noticed upon waking was just how stiff his muscles were. Sure, he’d been a little more physical than usual the night before, but he could barely move his legs and his arms… he didn’t think he’d been that rough on his body. 

“Morning, sleeping beauty,” the voice of the previous night’s bed mate call out from the in-suite bathroom. 

Ketch attempted to roll over, to lift himself off the mattress, but was unable. All at once the sensation of thick, coarse rope around his wrists, the tape plastered to his lip, and sticky, dried sweat came to the forefront of his awareness. Well, that explained the stiffness, then. 

Dean, the man he’d shared the night with, came out of the bathroom, straight razor in his hand. He was wearing the same thing he had been before, a blood red shirt over a dark t-shirt and jeans and a wicked smile that promised all manner of new troubles. 

“Sorry about the restraints but I can’t exactly let a Man of Letters out of my sight now, can I?” Dean’s eyes flashed black as he spoke, beating the flat back of the razor against his palm. 

Ketch glared at him. That’s the punishment for forgoing proper demon checks with his dalliances then. 

“Now, I’m a little short on time, and as much as I’d like to drag this out a little more I can’t afford it. So, here’s the deal; you tell me what I want to know and I slit your throat. You waste my time and I make sure you never walk again and dump your ass in the middle of the desert for the buzzards to deal with. Capisce? 

Ketch rolled his eyes and mumbled behind the tape. 

Dean huffed in response. “You know, all you gotta do is shake your head.” 

Ketch let out an indignant puff of air and nodded. Only then did Dean rip the tape off his mouth, taking a good portion of the skin on his lips with it. 

“You bastard,” Ketch muttered, sucking his bloodied bottom lip into his mouth. 

“I’ve been called worse,” Dean said, pressing his thumb to the edge of the blade. “Now,” he said, “I know you know where the American base for the Men of Letters is. You’re going to tell me.” 

“Lebanon, Kansas,” Ketch said. 

“Okay well if you’re…. wait, what?” Dean froze mid-gesture to stare down at Ketch. “Just like that?” 

“Just like that,” he said.

“You got a death wish or something man? ‘Cause I gotta say, you’re killin’ my murder high here.” 

“If you kill me, I’ll just come back. It’s an inconvenience, at best.” 

“You’re not a witch.” 

“No, but I happen to know a very powerful on. Have known a very powerful one since the 18th century.” 

Ketch smirks as Dean’s eyebrow raises. “Well then I’ll kill them, too.” 

“I doubt your King would be too pleased with that,” Ketch said. 

Dean’s expression grew tight as his gaze skimmed up and down Ketch’s nearly naked body, spread out like a starfish on the bed. 

“You have your location. You can kill me now if you want, though I’d ask you to hurry if you’re going to. I have a schedule to keep, too.” 

Dean shrugged, raising the razor to Ketch’s throat. 

“Or,” Ketch said, “I can tell you the easiest ways to counteract the magic that makes the bunker impenetrable to demons. And where they keep their best artifacts.” 

Dean’s hand stills, and with one swift movement, he moves the razor away from Ketch’s throat and slashes through the rope that binds his right wrist to the headboard. 

“That’s what I thought,” Ketch said with a smirk. 

saileenbigbang:

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 20,701
Archive Warnings: None
Major Tags: Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Post-Season/Series 12, Eileen Leahy Lives, Canon-Typical Violence, Case Fic, Magic, Past Character Death, Sharing a Bed, First Kiss, First Time, Vaginal Sex, Sam Winchester Has Self-Esteem Issues, Castiel/Dean Winchester (side pairing) – Freeform
Summary: Sam is reeling after Eileen shows up, alive and totally unscathed, at the Winchester’s door. He’d seen her dead with his own two eyes, but apparently that’s just another one in the cruel string of fake-outs, near misses, and actual deaths his life has become these past thirteen years. He should be grateful that she’s alive, and he certainly is, but now he’s faced with the a reality that is somehow even worse. He’s still got feelings for her, and his drive to make sure she doesn’t wind up actually dead this time are putting a damper on whatever chance he thought they could have had at a real relationship. He doesn’t doubt her abilities, but he has no idea if he’s strong enough to make that leap.

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đŸ’« + anyone you want but if you need choices, im always partial to destiel, dcj or dean/benny (or dean/cas/benny)

There ain’t language for the things I’ve seen 
And the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams
The truth is stranger than all my dreams
Holy darkness got a hold on me
– Lord Huron – Meet Me in the Woods 

There’s a cabin in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. It used to belong to Rufus Turner, then Bobby, and now it’s Dean’s. Not officially, of course, but Dean seriously doubts anyone is going to challenge him on the property rights, not when the guy who owned it before Rufus turned into the chew toy for a pack of werewolves. For all intents and purposes, it’s Dean’s, and it’s served as his little safe haven for when things get too messy and he just needs some time to his damn self. 

The first thing Dean does when he walks in is kick off his boots and drop his duffel. In years past, he’d have to sweep the house first, checking the demon traps and scaring off the raccoons that decided to make it a home when he wouldn’t. Now, however, he gets to pretend that it’s something that it really isn’t – that it’s a home. 

“Wish I knew you were headed in, chief,” Benny’s voice rumbles out from the kitchen, “I’d’a made you a pie.” 

Dean snorts. “We both know you would’ve just bought one,” he calls back as he hooks his jacket behind the door. 

“Can you blame me? You never tried that fancy lattice work. Pain in the ass pastry is what it is,” Benny says. 

Dean sneaks into the kitchen on socked feet. He tries to be quiet, and Benny tries to pretend he doesn’t know exactly where Dean is as he keeps his eyes on the stove, stirring away at the pot. It’s almost like a game, a watered-down version of who they really are. At the end of the day, Dean’s still a hunter and Benny’s still a vampire, no matter how they’ve skewed that relationship from what most of their respective kinds would consider acceptable. 

Benny lets him wind this time, with Dean coming up behind and wrapping his arms around Benny’s middle, burrowing his nose in the crook of his neck. Benny chuckles. “Rough couple of months I take it?” 

Dean grunts, nuzzling closer. He smells like the forest and paprika and whatever other warm, earthy spices perfume the air around them. He smells like the closest thing to home Dean’s known in his whole adult life. 

“I missed you,” Dean says, planting a kiss to Benny’s shoulder. 

He catches the soft look in Benny’s eyes. It’s one he’s seen so many times before. You don’t actually have to leave, it says. You could stay forever, it says. I’d spend the rest of your life waiting on your sorry ass and I’d only mildly complain about it, it says. It kills Dean every time. 

He buries his face in the thick flannel of Benny’s shirt. One of these days he’s going to give in. If he lives that long. One of these days he’ll give up on hunting down evil and spend the rest of his life complaining about the arthritis in his knees and the price of laundry soap with his un-dead pseudo-husband. 

The friends he has left will understand. Everyone else will think he’s gone crazy. Hell, maybe he has. But after years of seeing the shit he’s seen, doing the shit he’s done; after years of that crap dancing behind his eyelids when he falls asleep, he deserves a little silver lining. It’s nuts, but who the hell ever said Dean Winchester was the paragon of normal, rational choices? 

Yeah, he’d break down and say to hell with it. One of these days. 

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đŸ’« your choice of ship!

I’m a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don’t fall when I try to stand
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work
– Panic! At the Disco – Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time

He found Jimmy in the pool, asleep on a raft with one arm dangling in the water and the skirt of a salmon dress hiked up to mid-thigh. 

“What the fuck, Jimmy?” Dean shouted. 

Of course that got his attention and the idiot sat up too quickly, tumbling right into the water below. He popped back up a second later, sputtering and coughing, hair in his face. 

“Dean! You’re home early,” he said with a smile. 

It might be funny if it weren’t so damn stupid. Dean had come home a little early from his business trip and hoped to surprise the twins, maybe with breakfast in bed. That was, until he walked in to the disaster that had replaced his living room. In addition to the thousands of empty cups and pizza boxes he’d expected to find there were several dozen empty liquor bottles, at least two people he didn’t recognize passed out on the floor, and glitter damn near ground into the carpet. There was also something stuck to the walls but he really didn’t want to think about what that could possibly be. 

So he’d gone away for a week like a responsible adult and his boyfriends had acted like teenagers. Great. 

“What the fuck?” Dean said again. 

Jimmy sighed, pushing his dripping bangs out of his face. “Do you want an explanation or do you just want to be mad?” 

“Ideally, both,” Dean said, shaking his head. 

Jimmy huffed, swimming to the lip of the pool before hauling himself out of the water. He looked terrible, with his dress sopping wet and make-up smudged and running down his cheeks. It would be rude to laugh, but since when was Dean all that polite? 

“I made semi-finals,” Jimmy said, wringing out the hem of his skirt. “So,” he flapped his hands at the mess of discarded cans and over-turned lawn furniture in the backyard, “we might’ve gotten a little excited.” 

“Wait, really? So you’re going to Vegas next right?” Dean asked. 

Jimmy smirked, shrugging his shoulders.Dean pulled him into his arms, not caring that getting and arm-full of sopping wet drag queen was definitely probably bad for the suit he wore. 

“You’re not mad?” Jimmy asked when Dean finally put him down. 

“About the house? Kinda, yeah. But I’m really proud of you. I just wish I could’ve been there to see it.” 

“Cas recorded it, apparently,” Jimmy said. 

“Where is he anyway?” Dean asked, peering past Jimmy as if he expected the other twin to pop up behind him. 

A grunt sounded from the rose bush near the door, and Dean turned to find Cas pulling himself out from behind it. 

“You two are a disaster,” Dean said. 

Cas grunted in what was probably assent. 

send me đŸ’«+the name of a character/ship.